Chuck Norris once got his arm stuck in a canyon.
After 5 days of pain and agony, Chuck Norris had to amputate the canyon.
It was a tough choice...
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When Chuck Norris watches a horror movie, Chuck Norris dosen't scream, the movie does.
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Chuck Norris once saw a video that takes 24 hours to watch...
He saw it 3 times a day.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
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Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.
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Yo mama so ugly when she tried to flirt her face went inside out.
Q: What happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object?
A: Chuck Norris is clapping.
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The boogie man checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris jumped off the Empire State Building, your mom would tell you to do it too.
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Dante's Inferno is based on a Nature Walk Chuck Norris once took.
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