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Chuck Norris can make a rock grow.
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Chuck Norris had never escape from jail. Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
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Yo mama's so stupid she studied for blood test and failed.
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Teacher: Who succeeded the first President of the USA? Class: The second one!
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A college freshman decided to try out for the football team. "Can you tackle?" asked the coach. "Watch this," said the freshman, who proceeded to run smack into a telephone pole, shattering it to splinters. "Wow," said the coach. "I'm impressed. Can you run?" "Of course I can run," said the freshman. He was off like a shot, and, in just over nine seconds, he had run a hundred yard dash. "Great!" enthused the coach. "But can you pass a football?" The freshman hesitated for a few seconds. "Well, sir," he said, "if I can swallow it, I can probably pass it."
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Q: Did you hear that Saddam Hussein won the toss ? A: He elected to receive.
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If Chuck Norris misses a roundhouse-kick, you will still die.
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A woman walks into a bar with her 5 pound Chihuahua and sits down next to this guy, whom she notices is feeling a little bit queasy. A few minutes go buy and the guy looks at her and blows his chunks. He looks down and sees the little dog struggling in a pool of vomit and says, "Whoa, I don't remember eating that!"
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To give you an idea of the kind of season we've had, the person who handled our side of the scoreboard was sick for three weeks and nobody noticed.
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Yo mama so fat she puts insurance on her food.
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