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A schoolteacher was arrested today at Gatwick Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule and a calculator. At a morning press conference, the Home Secretary said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the police with carrying weapons of maths instruction.
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Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on her head? A: All you can eat under a buck.
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Wife comes out of a beauty salon and asks husband: "So, how do I look?" "Well, at least you tried..."
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Where are you going for vacation this year? I checked my budget and decided that I didn't get tired.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
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What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt!
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Girl: Hey wanna know what gets my pussy wet? Boy: what? ;) Girl: Toilet water when I shit out a small whale.
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Boy while kissing his girlfriend: "Thank u baby... For give me your chewing gum.." Girl says, "This is not chewing gum my love. I’m suffering from cough!"
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Living on earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the sun.
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Q: What do you call a women who does as much work as a man? A: A lazy b*tch.
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