Q: Where does a kangaroo go that can't hop?
A: Hopspital.
Chuck Norris' beard can etch a sketch a picture of chuck killing a man.
When the last line is drawn, that man dies!
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Yo mama so fat the only liquor she knows is liquorice.
The boogie man checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris jumped off the Empire State Building, your mom would tell you to do it too.
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Dante's Inferno is based on a Nature Walk Chuck Norris once took.
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Q: What do you call a sleepy Easter egg?
A: Egg-zosted!
Man: Hello, my computer is reporting a fatal error!
Customer Support: Well there's nothing we can do now, you should have called us when it was still critical!
What sits in the kitchen and keeps getting smaller and smaller?
A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler!
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Q: How did the medical community come up with the term "PMS"?
A: "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.