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Why did the blond speed on the highway? Because she thought the cars behind her where chasing her!!!!
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Question: If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? Answer: The dog, because he’ll shut up after you let him in.
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has 49.86 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: dog, wife, women
Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs.
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has 49.86 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, sex, vulgar, Yo mama
Chuck Norris bit a spider once then it became Spiderman!
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Batman is to Robin as Chuck Norris is to Death.
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has 49.86 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris sends paper letters through email.
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has 49.86 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
A husband and wife are eating soup. The wife spills soup all over her and says: "Oh no, I look like a pig" "Yes and you also have soup all over you!"
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has 49.86 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, husband, marriage, wife
Chuck Norris' yawn put people in comas.
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has 49.79 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
To give you an idea of the kind of season we've had, the person who handled our side of the scoreboard was sick for three weeks and nobody noticed.
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has 49.79 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: sport
Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris. He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.
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has 49.79 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, science
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