When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."
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The boogie man checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris jumped off the Empire State Building, your mom would tell you to do it too.
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Dante's Inferno is based on a Nature Walk Chuck Norris once took.
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Q: What do you call a sleepy Easter egg?
A: Egg-zosted!
Yo mama so ugly when she tried to flirt her face went inside out.
Q: What happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object?
A: Chuck Norris is clapping.
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Man: Hello, my computer is reporting a fatal error!
Customer Support: Well there's nothing we can do now, you should have called us when it was still critical!
What sits in the kitchen and keeps getting smaller and smaller?
A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler!
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Q: How did the medical community come up with the term "PMS"?
A: "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.