Give Chuck Norris a piece of coal and he'll give you back a diamond.
15 years ago I started a burping contest with Chuck Norris... who had the longest? I don't know he is still busy.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
When Chuck Norris tries to kill himself, he always dodges the killing blow 'cause he's that awesome.
Chuck Norris ate a sheet of paper, then later found an origami swan in the toilet.
When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
If Chuck Norris hosted TV series "Survivor" No one would Survive!
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
Chucks Norris's mirror is scared to look at him.
Chuck Norris never needs help, help needs Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.