Give Chuck Norris a piece of coal and he'll give you back a diamond.
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Chuck Norris can throw a house through a window.
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Chuck Norris invented zombies so that he can kill his victims again.
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Chuck Norris's tombstone will say, "He's finally taking a nap, do not wake."
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There is a plaque laid next to the remnants of the Titanic which reads, "Only Chuck Norris is unsinkable"
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Chuck Norris got a perfect SAT score by just putting his name on the paper...
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Time travel is possible.
But you must first get past Chuck Norris...
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Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
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Once, Chuck Norris told Nike to "just do it..." and it did.
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Q: Why are there prairies?
A: Because Chuck Norris scared the trees away.
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Water can't breath under Chuck Norris.
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