Give Chuck Norris a piece of coal and he'll give you back a diamond.
Chuck Norris once gave blood, it was put in cans and labelled 'Red Bull'.
Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot tell Chuck Norris to "get down!"
Chuck Norris met an exclamation point and punched it in the face. We now have questions.
When Chuck Norris has a heart attack, he attacks back.
Chuck Norris "Caught 'Em All " twice.
Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror. He immediately changed to the Batman
Bill Gates once asked Chuck Norris to be his personal body guard for an hour, he couldn't afford it...
Chuck Norris can watch DVD's on a VCR.
Chuck Norris once taught a book to read.
The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.