Give Chuck Norris a piece of coal and he'll give you back a diamond.
When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk. When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.
Chuck Norris is so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at him.
Chuck Norris walked into a bar. "OUCH!" said the bar.
Chuck Norris has nicknames for his feet... Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Chuck Norris beat a laser beam in a race.
In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
Justin Beiber screeched like a high-pitched girl the time he saw Chuck Norris. His voice is still up there today.
The square root of Pain is Chuck Norris.
Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.