Give Chuck Norris a piece of coal and he'll give you back a diamond.
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He is now known as Harry Potter.
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Now he has provoked the event 2012.
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The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
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Chuck Norris is a fact.
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Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
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Chuck Norris once taught a book to read.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the DMV, they take a number.
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