Give Chuck Norris a piece of coal and he'll give you back a diamond.
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They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D.
There where no survivors.
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Charlie Sheen can achieve recovery by taking a drug called Chuck Norris.
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"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to do anything for a Klondike bar.
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Chuck Norris can make scissors beat rock.
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Chuck Norris tangled with Wolverine.
He beat to him to a bloody pulp, then dared him to heal himself.
Wolverine will not be in the next X-Men movie.
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There are no comets.
Only people that Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked so hard that they are now in permanent orbit in our solar system.
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Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.
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Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
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