Chuck Norris has never used a question mark in his life.
They said that a picture is worth a 1000 words, a picture of Chuck Norris is worth a 1000 ways to die.
Chuck Norris can piss into Gale force winds.
Chuck Norris can finish Sims.
Chuck Norris can travel back in time into the future.
Simon doesn't say... Chuck Norris says.
The ground hog only pokes his head out to check for Chuck Norris.
My kids get along great when they're sleeping.
Q: Why do blondes have more fun? A: They are easier to keep amused.