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I drink so much alcohol I’m afraid to smoke.
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Q: What does an Irishman get after eating Italian food? A: Gaelic breath.
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Yo' Mama is so skanky, her crabs ride dune buggies.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses transport trucks as roller skates.
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Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris is an action verb.
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Q: What do the Jews hate most about the Holocaust? A: The cost.
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has 50.44 % from 186 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, money
While we all get checked by the airport security, Chuck checks the airport security.
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The woman opposite the road from me called me a pervert earlier, I don't know why! Knowing she likes bird watching I asked her if she'd like to come over and have a look at my twelve finches.
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A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
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