When Adam asked Eve out for dinner she replied: "Oh I'd love to, but I haven't a thing to wear."
Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea? He thought he was melting.
Q: What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck? A: A good days hunting.
Yo momma’s so fat, she has to use a lawn chair instead of a Thigh Master.
A guy was going to Texas and when he went on the train he said, "Ohh my god Texas chairs are really big." He went to a bar he asked for a bear and when the bar tender gave him the mug of bear the guy said, "Wooww Texas mugs are really big." Later he asked the bar tender were is the bathroom and the bar tender said, "Strait on your right." But the guy went on his left and when he entered the room he slipped and feel in the swimming pool and said, "Don't flush don't flush!"
Two hunters shot a deer, and were dragging him to the car by the hind leg, which was difficult because the other legs kept snagging in the brush. "Chet, I've got an idea, I think we are doing this wrong. Let's try dragging him by the horns, like we were advised by the ammo-store salesman." "OK," says Ivan. After a while, Ivan says, "I think this is a lot better because his legs fold up and don't get caught in the brush, but we seem to be getting farther from the car."
How much do I owe Yo' Mama? My dog came home happy last night.
Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to use a telephone pole as a tampon.
Chuck Norris is an action verb.