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Chuck Norris uses live piranhas as bath toys.
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Q: What do you call an empty jar of Cheez Whiz? A: Cheez Whuz.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, she can only grow hair on her nuts.
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Pet Owner: "Every time a bell rings, my dog goes and sits in the corner." Vet: "That's perfectly normal; he's a boxer."
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Your momma is so old, I slapped her in the back and her titties fell out.
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When Chuck Norris eats teddy grahams, he craps out grizzly bears.
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Two men walked into a restaurant, the first one asks for tea. The second also asks for tea. "And make sure the glass is clean," he tells the waiter. When the waiter returns with the two glasses of tea he asks, "Which one of you asked for the clean glass?"
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Chuck Norris can pull a hat out of a rabbit.
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Q: What would you get if you cross a trumpet and a serpent? A: A snake in the brass.
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A lion once put his head inside the mouth of Chuck Norris.
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