Chuck Norris has never used a question mark in his life.
They said that a picture is worth a 1000 words, a picture of Chuck Norris is worth a 1000 ways to die.
Chuck Norris can piss into Gale force winds.
The wrecking ball in the Miley Cyrus video isn't a wrecking ball it's one of Chuck Norris testicles.
Chuck Norris can finish Sims.
Chuck Norris can travel back in time into the future.
What's green and sits in the corner? That same baby three weeks later.
The ground hog only pokes his head out to check for Chuck Norris.
The girl says to the guy; "Honest to God, tell me what you think... Can anyone love me?" "Yeah, for sure..." "And then... What are you waiting for...?"