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If Chuck Norris misses a roundhouse-kick, you will still die.
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Chuck Norris can speak Spanish in three different languages.
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Chuck Norris can make a rock grow.
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Chuck Norris had never escape from jail. Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
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Jamaica has named Usain Bolt its Sportsman of the Year. In related news, the island has also made Michael Phelps an honorary citizen.
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Chuck Norris knows what color a smurf turns when you choke it.
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What do you get when you cross a retard with a gang banger? Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.
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There is a Navy guy and a Marine in the washroom. The Marine goes to leave without washing up. The sailor catches up with him later and says, "In the Navy, they teach us to wash our hands." The Marine replies, "In the Marines, they teach us not to pee on ours!"
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A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice. The father replies: "My son, there are three subjects that always work. These are food, family, and philosophy." The boy picks up his date and they go to a soda fountain. Ice cream sodas in front of them, they stare at each other for a long time, as the boy's nervousness builds. He remembers his father's advice, and chooses the first topic. He asks the girl: "Do you like spinach?" She says "No," and the silence returns. After a few more uncomfortable minutes, the boy thinks of his father's suggestion and turns to the second item on the list. He asks, "Do you have a brother?" Again, the girl says "No" and there is silence once again. The boy then plays his last card. He thinks of his father's advice and asks the girl the following question: "If you had a brother, would he like spinach?"
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What do you get when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Dough Nuts!
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