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A wife catches her husband masturbating under the shower and approaches him. The husband: Oh dear, it was so dirty that I had to rub it so hard... it almost hurts!
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Men are like......Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are
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has 50.61 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: age, food, men
Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Just one, but millions volunteered to get rid of anything dark
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Q: What do you get when you cross a elephant with a witch? A: I don’t know but she will need a very large broom!
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has 50.61 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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has 50.61 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter? A: You would think R but it is the C that love.
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has 50.61 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: communication, love, pirate
Are you a mum? I am not a dad! Maybe you could help me with that!
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has 50.61 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: family, flirt, sex
There is no such things as a tornado. Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
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has 50.61 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
In Chuck Norris' yard, money does grow on trees.
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has 50.54 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, money
We're like hot chocolate and marshmallows... You're hot and I wanna be on top of you.
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has 50.54 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, dirty, flirt, food, sex
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