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One day a mom and her son went to the zoo. There they saw two monkeys having sex. The son asked "What are they doing?". The mom said "Ohh they are making frosting", then they saw hippos doing it then he said "Mom what are they doing?" "Making frosting" she said. Later that night he saw there mom doing it. In the morning he said "Mom you and dad were making frosting so i ate it!"
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What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down the hill? A mudslide.
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has 49.74 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
How can yo tell if a black has been on you're computer? It's not there...
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has 49.74 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: black people, computer, racist
Q: Why haven't they sent any women to the moon? A: Because it doesn't need cleaning yet.
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has 49.72 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: travel, women
Q. Why don't little girls fart? A. Because they don't get assholes until they're married.
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has 49.72 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: fart, marriage, sex
Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom? A: Society!
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has 49.70 % from 147 votes. More jokes about: black people, ethnic, insulting, racist, white people
Q: What would Princess Diana be doing if she were alive today? A: Clawing at the lid of her coffin.
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has 49.69 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, disgusting
Nigel, a college student is talking to a friend. ‘Y’ know,’ he says. ‘I think my room-mate is queer.’ ‘Why d’you say that?’ asks the student. ‘Well,’ replies Nigel. ‘Every time I kiss him goodnight he shuts his eyes.’
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has 49.69 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: sex
Question: What do you get if you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's witness? Answer: Someone who knocks on your door for no reason at all.
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has 49.68 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: atheist, religious
Why did the semen cross the road? Because I wore the wrong sock today.
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has 49.68 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, masturbation
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