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A guy has a talking dog. He brings it to a talent scout. "This dog can speak English," he claims to the unimpressed agent. "Okay, Sport," the guys says to the dog, "what’s on the top of a house?" "Roof!" the dog replies. "Oh, come on..." the talent agent responds. "All dogs go ‘roof’." "No, wait," the guy says. He asks the dog "what does sandpaper feel like?" "Rough!" the dog answers. The talent agent gives a condescending blank stare. He is losing his patience. "No, hang on," the guy says. "This one will amaze you. " He turns and asks the dog: "Who, in your opinion, was the greatest baseball player of all time?" "Ruth!" goes the dog. And the talent scout, having seen enough, boots them out of his office onto the street. And the dog turns to the guy and says "Maybe I shoulda said DiMaggio?"
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Two hunters are stalking through the forest when one says to the other that he has to take a dump. "Well, go in the bushes." "What should I use to wipe my ass?" "Use a dollar bill." A few minutes later the hunter steps out of the bushes with s**t all over his hands. "What happened?" asks his friend. "I didn't have a dollar bill, so I used four quarters."
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, hunting, money
Chuck Norris can surf on lava.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is so cool, ice cubes are jealous...
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris puts toast in the toaster it comes out bread.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Q: How can you tell if you have an overbite? A: When you're eating p**sy and it tastes like sh*t.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
What did the big angel say to the little angel on Christmas Eve? Answer: "Halo there!"
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, communication
Once Chuck Norris swam all the oceans for 7 days and oceans got cold.
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My wife asked if I would give it to her "doggy style." So I took a dump on the floor and chewed up her shoes.
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Your Moma is so fat the only words she knows is the universe.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: communication, fat, Yo mama
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