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Q: What do you call a sleepy Easter egg? A: Egg-zosted!
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Yo mama so ugly when she tried to flirt her face went inside out.
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Q: What happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object? A: Chuck Norris is clapping.
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Chuck Norris was in all the Star Wars movies, he played the force.
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In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks your ass.
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Chuck Norris once got his arm stuck in a canyon. After 5 days of pain and agony, Chuck Norris had to amputate the canyon. It was a tough choice...
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When Chuck Norris watches a horror movie, Chuck Norris dosen't scream, the movie does.
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Chuck Norris once saw a video that takes 24 hours to watch... He saw it 3 times a day.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
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Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.
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