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In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks your ass.
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I have a green nose, three red mouths, and four purple ears. What am I? Ugly!
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The Grinch didn't really steal Christmas. He just hired Chuck Norris.
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What do you give a deer with an upset stomach? Elkaseltzer.
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The boogie man checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.
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Dante's Inferno is based on a Nature Walk Chuck Norris once took.
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Why was the cannibal fined by the judge? He was caught poaching.
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On a famous TV game show a blonde contestant needed only to answer one more question. One simple question stood between her and the Ł1.000 prize. "To be today's champion," the show's host smiled, "name two of Santa's reindeer." The blonde gave a sigh of relief because she had been given such an easy question. "Rudolph!" she said confidently, "and... Olive!" The studio audience started to applaud (as the little sign above their heads said to do) but the clapping quickly faded into mumbling, and the confused host replied, "Yes, we'll accept Rudolph, but could you please explain... 'Olive?!'" "You know," the woman circled her hand forward impatiently and began to sing, "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer - had a very shiny nose. And if you ever saw it, you would even say it glowed. *Olive,* the other reindeer..."
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Q: What do you call a sleepy Easter egg? A: Egg-zosted!
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Q: What happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object? A: Chuck Norris is clapping.
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