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Chuck Norris always wins at Jenga, the tower couldn't dare to crumble.
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has 49.25 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Q:What does one gay say to another homo sitting at the bar? A:"Do you mind if I push in your stool?"
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has 49.20 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: gay
Give Chuck Norris a piece of coal and he'll give you back a diamond.
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Q: How do you get a Jew to win a race? A: Drop a quarter at the finish line.
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has 49.14 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish
Q: What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes? A: Doyouthinkysaraus.
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has 49.13 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: communication, dinosaur
Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs, with a ten inch penis? A: "Partially disabled."
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has 49.12 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
A father notices his young son staring at something on the ground. The father approaches his son and asks what he's looking at. The boy says that he sees two daddy long legs on top of each other, and asks what they're doing. They father replies that the two spiders are having sex. It's a completely natural thing that a mommy and daddy do when they love each other. The son then asks if one is a daddy long leg and the other is a mommy long leg. The father says that they're both daddy long legs. The son stomps on them, killing them. The father asks why he did that. The boy replies "I don't want any of that faggot-ass shit in my yard."
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has 49.12 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: animal, family, sex, vulgar
Q. What do a toilet and a woman have in common? A. Without the hole in the middle they aren't good for shit.
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has 49.12 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: dirty, women
What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Stroke-n-off
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has 49.12 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, masturbation
Chuck Norris is so powerful that when he goes fishing, the fish are so scared they drown.
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