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Chuck Norris won a marathon on a treadmill.
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She is so blonde, she studied for a blood test.
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I wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
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Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line of ants. Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.
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Chuck Norris won the London Marathon in 2005 while sunbathing in California.
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There was no world recession, just Chuck Norris desiring a discount.
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Q: You know why women haven't landed on the moon? A: Because there is no shopping centre.
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The girl says to the guy; "Honest to God, tell me what you think... Can anyone love me?" "Yeah, for sure..." "And then... What are you waiting for...?"
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April doesn't fool Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fools April.
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When Chuck Norris put his hand over a magnet, the magnet comes to him out of pure fear.
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