Best jokes ever

I hope this gas station sells Father's Day cards.
Vote: has 51.67 % from 20 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Fathers day, memory
Do you know why your mother is called Egypt? Because every time she shits she leaves a pyramid...
Vote: has 51.67 % from 20 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama
A blonde walks into a library and asks the librarian, "Can I have a burger and fries?" She replies, "Sorry, this is a library." The blonde whispers, "Oh, sorry. May I have a burger and fries?"
Vote: has 51.67 % from 20 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: blonde, food
An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that evolution had created. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!", he said to himself. As he was walking along the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. When he turned to see what the cause was, he saw a 7-foot grizzly charging right towards him. He ran as fast as he could. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing, He ran even faster, crying in fear. He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. His heart was pounding and he tried to run even faster. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up, but saw the bear right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him. At that moment, the Atheist cried out "Oh my God!..." Time stopped. The bear froze. The forest was silent. Even the river stopped moving. As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky, "You deny my existence for all of these years; teach others I don't exist; and even credit creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?" The atheist looked directly into the light "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask You to treat me as Christian now, but perhaps could you make the bear a Christian?" "Very well," said the voice. The light went out. The river ran again. And the sounds of the forest resumed. And then the bear dropped his right paw... brought both paws together... bowed his head and spoke: "Lord, for this food which I am about to receive, I am truly thankful."
Vote: has 51.67 % from 20 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, atheist, christian, god, life
Yo momma is so short she poses for trophies!
Vote: has 51.67 % from 20 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama
What should you give a man who has everything? A woman to show him how to work it
Vote: has 51.67 % from 20 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: men, women
Twenty teams in the league and you are in the last place? Well, it could have been worse. How? There could have been more teams in the league!
Vote: has 51.67 % from 20 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: sport
Yo mama so old when she raised her eyebrows they fell off.
Vote: has 51.67 % from 20 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: age, ugly, Yo mama
How can you make a gay man scream twice? Fudge him real hard. Then wipe your dick off on his curtains.
Vote: has 51.65 % from 160 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: gay
Q: What do a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? A: In the end, someone is going to lose a trailer.
Vote: has 51.64 % from 42 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: divorce, redneck