Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty.
Q: What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea? A: He drowned in his own tea pe
Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese. At the same time in every sentence.
Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.
Before sliced bread, people used to say "That's the greatest thing since Chuck Norris".
Yo mama is so small that she plays handball on the curb.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she taped toilet paper to her TV set for free paper view.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.
Solar flares are a myth... it's really Chuck Norris' flashlight.
Don King once had straight hair, until that day he saw Chuck Norris' eyes staring him down.