My husband said he wanted more space. So I locked him outside.
A blonde decides to join the military thinking she can meet a few guys. What is wrong with this joke? 1. This isn't a joke 2. The blonde is thinking
You can't buy happiness but you can buy weed… and that's pretty close.
My mother in law is so ugly that her face is like a masturbated dick!
How many Mexicans does it take to knock out paquiao? Only Juan.
The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his collar. "I assume," she snarled, "that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in here at six o'clock in the morning?" "There is," he replied. "Breakfast."
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? Zero.
Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie - I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.
Q: Do you know the most favourite play of gays? A: Romeo and Julius.