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My husband said he wanted more space. So I locked him outside.
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A blonde decides to join the military thinking she can meet a few guys. What is wrong with this joke? 1. This isn't a joke 2. The blonde is thinking
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You can't buy happiness but you can buy weed… and that's pretty close.
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has 53.04 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: money, weed
My mother in law is so ugly that her face is like a masturbated dick!
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How many Mexicans does it take to knock out paquiao? Only Juan.
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The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his collar. "I assume," she snarled, "that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in here at six o'clock in the morning?" "There is," he replied. "Breakfast."
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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? Zero.
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has 53.04 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: food, racist
Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie - I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.
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What's 72? 69 with 3 people watching!
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Q: Do you know the most favourite play of gays? A: Romeo and Julius.
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