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Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer? He wanted her to hit the hay!
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We have a week dedicated to sharks... sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot tell Chuck Norris to "get down!"
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Before sliced bread, people used to say "That's the greatest thing since Chuck Norris".
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Yo mama is so small that she plays handball on the curb.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.
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Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives? A: The vegetable garden.
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First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts? Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.
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Chuck Norris uses live piranhas as bath toys.
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Solar flares are a myth... it's really Chuck Norris' flashlight.
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