Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer? He wanted her to hit the hay!
We have a week dedicated to sharks... sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot tell Chuck Norris to "get down!"
Before sliced bread, people used to say "That's the greatest thing since Chuck Norris".
Yo mama is so small that she plays handball on the curb.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.
Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives? A: The vegetable garden.
First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts? Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.
Chuck Norris uses live piranhas as bath toys.
Solar flares are a myth... it's really Chuck Norris' flashlight.