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Why don’t some teachers like to break wind in public? Because they’re private tooters.
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Why are marriend women heavier than single women? Single women come home, see what's in the refrigerator and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the refrigerator.
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Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
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A man went to England on a trip and met a woman there, they grew to like each other enough for her to come to America with the man on his flight home. When they got back to America the man said, “I would like to show you an American pastime: baseball.” So the next day the man took her to a baseball game. The first man came up to the plate and hit the ball to right field and got to first base, the next man bunted the ball and got to first base, and the third man came up to the plate and got walked. The man said, “Are you understanding this game?” The woman answered, “Yes, but what I don't understand is why the thrower hurls the ball at the first man and he hits it. Then he hurls the ball at the second man and he taps it and runs to where the other man was standing. And then the third man, this is the part I don't understand, the thrower hurls the ball and he just stand there, and he hurls the ball at him again and he just stands there, and he hurls the ball at him again and he just stands there, and he hurls the ball at him again and he just stands there then he just walks to the place where the other man was standing.” Then the man says, “Well that is because he has four balls.” The woman says, “Poor thing! He couldn't run if he tried.”
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A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car. Who's driving? A cop!
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- "Didn't you read Lord of the Rings in high school"? - "No, I had sex in high school."
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Q: What did one casket say to the sick casket? A: Is that you coughin'?
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"Doctor, please hurry. My son swallowed a razor-blade." "Don't panic, I'm coming immediately. Have you done anything yet?" "Yea, I shaved with the electric razor."
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Why did the woman cross the road? That's not the point,what's she doing out of the kitchen?
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What do you call a black pilot flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.
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