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Chuck Norris can tell you what a lethal injection feels like
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Chuck Norris terrorizes terrorism.
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Q: What is worse than waking up the morning after an orgy with pubic hair in your teeth? A: Waking up with a lump in your throat and a string hanging out of your mouth.
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Chuck Norris lights campfires with fire ants.
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Doctor to patient: "Why are you nervous?" Patient: "Because this is the first item I am going to have An operation." Doctor: "But I am not nervous though this is going to be my first operation."
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.
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A waitress walks up to a man to take his order. "I'd like to get the turtle soup, please." The waitress walks off to go get his order, but the man changes his mind and decides he wants the pea soup instead. "Hold the turtle, make it pea!"
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Q: What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea? A: He drowned in his own tea pe
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Yo mama is so small that she plays handball on the curb.
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Chuck Norris uses live piranhas as bath toys.
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