Yo mama so stupid, she dropped off her phone because it stopped.
Question: If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
Answer: The dog, because he’ll shut up after you let him in.
It's not the fall that kills you, it's Chuck Norris waiting for you at the bottom.
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Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.
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KFC in Asia?
Korean fried cat.
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Chuck Norris' indian name is "He who can kick your ass anytime anywhere"
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How do you find the population of a Mexican village?
Roll a quarter down the street.r
April doesn't fool Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fools April.
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A demon died and was asked by god what he wanted to become in his next life.
The demon said "I wish to become good in my next life. I want to be as pure and white as an angel and also have angel wings... But I still want to drink blood."
So god turned him into a maxi pad.
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A rattle snake bit Chuck Norris in the leg and the snake died instantly!
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