Yo mama is so ugly she reminds me SUN, is hard to look at her.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.
Why do men name their penises? Because they want to be on a first-name basis with the one who makes all their decisions.
Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
A waitress walks up to a man to take his order. "I'd like to get the turtle soup, please." The waitress walks off to go get his order, but the man changes his mind and decides he wants the pea soup instead. "Hold the turtle, make it pea!"
Q: What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea? A: He drowned in his own tea pe
Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese. At the same time in every sentence.
Yo mama is so small that she plays handball on the curb.
Solar flares are a myth... it's really Chuck Norris' flashlight.
Don King once had straight hair, until that day he saw Chuck Norris' eyes staring him down.