It's not the fall that kills you, it's Chuck Norris waiting for you at the bottom.
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Chuck Norris can set the oven to cold.
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Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.
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Chuck Norris has a basement in his treehouse.
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Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.
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Chuck Norris' feminine side is manlier than the manliest man's manly side.
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When Chuck Norris plays hangman, he decides what the word is.
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Q: You know the Roman Empire, well how do you think it fell?
A: Chuck Norris
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2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
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There is only one award higher than the medal of Honor: The Chuck Norris Medal of Roundhouse.
No mortal man has ever earned it.
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A lion once put his head inside the mouth of Chuck Norris.
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