It's not the fall that kills you, it's Chuck Norris waiting for you at the bottom.
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Chuck Norris once rolled a dice.
It landed on tails.
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Chuck Norris can turn a vegan into a cannibal.
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Chuck Norris is not impressed with your facts...
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Chuck Norris does not own a house.
He walks into random houses and people move.
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