It's not the fall that kills you, it's Chuck Norris waiting for you at the bottom.
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Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
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Chuck Norris does not play the lottery.
It doesn't have nearly enough balls.
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Chuck Norris updates his DNA every 5 minutes.
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When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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Bruce Lee didn't die from an allergic reaction.
He died cause Chuck Norris decided to not let him live anymore.
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When Chuck Norris walks into a room, the mice jump on chairs.
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