It's not the fall that kills you, it's Chuck Norris waiting for you at the bottom.
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Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
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The fact that the evil killer doll from the movie 'Child's play' is named 'Chucky' is not a coincidence.
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Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin... that he built with his bare hands.
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Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris...
He is hunting them!
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Chuck Norris once had a weak moment, just to know what it felt like.
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When Chuck Norris touched a Prius, it turned into a Ferrari
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Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation.
Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.
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