It's not the fall that kills you, it's Chuck Norris waiting for you at the bottom.
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 Minutes in a half-hour.
Vote:
When Chuck Norris rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
Vote:
Chuck Norris can turn diamonds back into coal.
Vote:
Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
Vote:
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack.
Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
Vote:
Chuck Norris was in all the Star Wars movies, he played the force.
Vote:
Chuck Norris built Rome with a box of scraps.
Vote:
When you sneeze, it means someone is thinking badly of you.
When you have a seizure and pass out, it means Chuck Norris is thinking badly
Vote:
The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
Vote:
Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
Vote: