It's not the fall that kills you, it's Chuck Norris waiting for you at the bottom.
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Chuck Norris caught all the 493 Pokemon...
With the Yellow version.
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People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Chuck Norris might catch your soul.
It's a myth.
Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.
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Atlas doesn't drop the earth because he knows Chuck Norris lives in it.
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After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.
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Chuck Norris doesn't solve math - math solves Chuck Norris.
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The Grimm Reaper fears the day Chuck Norris comes for him.
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You don't invite Chuck Norris.
He invites himself.
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Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.
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