It's not the fall that kills you, it's Chuck Norris waiting for you at the bottom.
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Chuck Norris found the Hidden Valley Ranch.
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Chuck Norris doesn't give warnings. He doesn't have to, you should already know.
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You can't win a starring contest with Chuck Norris becuase when you look in to his eyes you see hell starring right back at you.
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Chuck Norris doesn't pay the government, the government pays him.
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The hardest known subsatance in the universe is Chuck Norris's will.
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