It's not the fall that kills you, it's Chuck Norris waiting for you at the bottom.
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Chuck Norris can't have children, because his dick wouldn't fit.
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Chuck Norris’ PC doesn’t have a Recycle bin – because when Chuck Norris deletes something, there’s no chance of it coming back.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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Chuck Norris was a comedian, but everyone started to die of laughter.
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When Chuck Norris steals a car he forces it to start.
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Chuck Norris can find a hay in a needle stack.
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