It's not the fall that kills you, it's Chuck Norris waiting for you at the bottom.
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Racehorses have to pee like Chuck Norris.
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Chuck norris once killed a bear with an imaginary knife.
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There was a school about learning roundhouse kicks.
No one finished it.
Why?
Chuck Norris kicked them with a roundhouse kick.
It's his only weakness so no one must know how to do Roundhouse Kick!
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he forced his mum to eat her vegetables!
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Chuck Norris can power solar panels.
At Night.
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The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris.
It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
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Chuck Norris doesn't go to therapy, therapy goes to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there.
In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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Just the thought of using Chuck Norris in a war is considered a terrible crime against humanity.
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