Q: What do cannibal tax advisors do after their office Christmas Dinner? A: Toast their clients.
How do you hire a horse? Put a brick under each hoof!
Yo mama is so fat she made all the dinosaurs extinct.
Q: What do you call a buncha Blondes in a freezer? A: Frosted Flakes.
Q: What do you call a fried potato in your pants? A: Dick-tator.
30 degrees... It was so cold out today that even the lawyers had their hands in their own pockets.
Q: What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib? A: A snowmobile!
Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Chuck Norris can change the tire on a car while it's still moving.
I don't understand why I'm single my hobbies include smelling my own hair and bragging about how I'm immune to bats.