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Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
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Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives? A: The vegetable garden.
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A waitress walks up to a man to take his order. "I'd like to get the turtle soup, please." The waitress walks off to go get his order, but the man changes his mind and decides he wants the pea soup instead. "Hold the turtle, make it pea!"
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Q: What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea? A: He drowned in his own tea pe
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Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese. At the same time in every sentence.
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Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.
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Yo mama is so small that she plays handball on the curb.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she taped toilet paper to her TV set for free paper view.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.
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Solar flares are a myth... it's really Chuck Norris' flashlight.
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