Q: What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea? A: He drowned in his own tea pe
Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese. At the same time in every sentence.
Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.
Yo mama is so ugly she made the ugliest person in the world cry.
We have a week dedicated to sharks... sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
Yo mama is so small that she plays handball on the curb.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she taped toilet paper to her TV set for free paper view.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.
What's the important part of a horse? The manr part.
Solar flares are a myth... it's really Chuck Norris' flashlight.