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Q: How many mathematicians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: On average or do you want the whole distribution?
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Europe to Iceland: Why did you send us volcanic ash? Our airspace has shut down. Iceland: What? That's what you asked for isn't it? Europe: NO! We said cash! CASH! Iceland: Woooops...
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has 48.18 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: airplane, black humor
Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.
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has 48.18 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris can kiss his own elbow, both at the same time.
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has 48.18 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Susie was having her monthly bleeding and she asked little johnny for his advice!! Little johnny Said Well i think i figured out ur problem!!!! SOME RIPPED OFF YOUR BALLS
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has 48.15 % from 212 votes. More jokes about: little Johnny
A couple was having a discussion about what to see and do now that they were safely in Florida on their honeymoon. Trying to assert himself rite off the bat, he exploded, "If it weren't for my money, we wouldn't be here at all!" The wife replied, "My dear, if it weren't for your money, not only would we not be in Florida, we wouldn't on a honeymoon, nor would there be any "we" in the first place."
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: money, wife
Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, death, men
Much controversy surrounds Area 51, which is also known as Chuck Norris's playground. Those flying saucers are similar to our model cars and planes.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
Apple, Microsoft and Sony, among others, strive to invent the most cool device to please Chuck Norris, the fail all the time.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, programmer, technology
Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor? A: Laughing stock.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal
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