Q: What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea?
A: He drowned in his own tea pe
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Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese.
At the same time in every sentence.
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Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.
Yo mama is so ugly she made the ugliest person in the world cry.
We have a week dedicated to sharks... sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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Yo mama is so small that she plays handball on the curb.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she taped toilet paper to her TV set for free paper view.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.
What's the important part of a horse?
The manr part.
Solar flares are a myth... it's really Chuck Norris' flashlight.
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