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Q: How do you recycle a condom? A: Turn it inside out and shake the f**k out of it.
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Doctor to patient: "Why are you nervous?" Patient: "Because this is the first item I am going to have An operation." Doctor: "But I am not nervous though this is going to be my first operation."
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor
Some people have alter egos. Chuck Norris has no such thing.
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Why do men name their penises? Because they want to be on a first-name basis with the one who makes all their decisions.
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Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, technology, Yo mama
Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty.
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Q: What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea? A: He drowned in his own tea pe
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Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese. At the same time in every sentence.
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What US state has the most cows? Moosouri.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal
Yo mama is so small that she plays handball on the curb.
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