How can yo tell if a black has been on you're computer?
It's not there...
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Chuck Norris built the never ending stairs.
Then he climbed it up.
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Yoda used to be 6 feet tall till he tried that Force crap on Chuck Norris.
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Q: What's the difference between a divorce and a circumcision?
A: In a divorce, you get rid of the whole schmuck.
Q: Why did the silly kid try to feed pennies to the cat?
A: Because his mother told him to put money in the kitty.
Q: How can you tell that a blonde been baking chocolate chip cookies?
A: There are M&M shells all over the floor.
Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
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Guns can kill, Chuck Norris does!
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Chuck Norris once went logging and took down a forest.
Then he came back for his axe.
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Q: Why are crippled people always picked on?
A: Because they can't stand up for themselves.
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