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Chuck Norris was the original star of "24." It was called "1."
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What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand? Cows-mopolitan!
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What's a moo hoo for a cattle dinner? Cow chow.
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What do you call a cow who works for a gardener? A lawn moo-er.
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What US state has the most cows? Moosouri.
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Kings buy Chuck Norris size beds.
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What do you call a mobile homes for rabbits? Wheelburrows.
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What do you call an easy-going rabbit? Hoppy-go-lucky.
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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.
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Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter? He didn't have the hare fare.
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