Q: How do you recycle a condom? A: Turn it inside out and shake the f**k out of it.
Doctor to patient: "Why are you nervous?" Patient: "Because this is the first item I am going to have An operation." Doctor: "But I am not nervous though this is going to be my first operation."
Some people have alter egos. Chuck Norris has no such thing.
Why do men name their penises? Because they want to be on a first-name basis with the one who makes all their decisions.
Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty.
Q: What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea? A: He drowned in his own tea pe
Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese. At the same time in every sentence.
What US state has the most cows? Moosouri.
Yo mama is so small that she plays handball on the curb.