Yoda used to be 6 feet tall till he tried that Force crap on Chuck Norris.
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Q: What's the difference between a divorce and a circumcision?
A: In a divorce, you get rid of the whole schmuck.
Q: How can you tell that a blonde been baking chocolate chip cookies?
A: There are M&M shells all over the floor.
Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
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Guns can kill, Chuck Norris does!
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Chuck Norris once went logging and took down a forest.
Then he came back for his axe.
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Q: Why are crippled people always picked on?
A: Because they can't stand up for themselves.
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Yo mama so stupid, she dropped off her phone because it stopped.
"If we don't change the direction we're going, we're likely to end up at the wrong end."
"People who go out of their way to help others have great taste."
"An eye for an eye leaves everybody blind, but not hungry."
"Don't give up though the pace seems slow, you may succeed at another morgue."
"A journey of a hundred trillion cells begins with a single nibble."
"The only difference between a big shot and a little shot is that the big shot takes longer to chew."
"It's all right to have little butterflies in your stomach. In fact, I'd say a trip to the elementary school play is a wonderful idea."
"You don't know what your appetite can get away with until you try. Or are tried."
"If you carry your childhood with you, you should probably go the bathroom soon."
"Never keep up with Joneses. Have them over for dinner."
"Let your hook always be cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be a very startled swimmer."
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Stores accept Monopoly money from Chuck Norris.
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