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Q: What is worse than waking up the morning after an orgy with pubic hair in your teeth? A: Waking up with a lump in your throat and a string hanging out of your mouth.
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Postcard from a blonde: Having a wonderful time. Where am I?
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: blonde, holiday
Doctor to patient: "Why are you nervous?" Patient: "Because this is the first item I am going to have An operation." Doctor: "But I am not nervous though this is going to be my first operation."
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Why do men name their penises? Because they want to be on a first-name basis with the one who makes all their decisions.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: men
Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, technology, Yo mama
A waitress walks up to a man to take his order. "I'd like to get the turtle soup, please." The waitress walks off to go get his order, but the man changes his mind and decides he wants the pea soup instead. "Hold the turtle, make it pea!"
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, food
Q: What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea? A: He drowned in his own tea pe
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, drunk
Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese. At the same time in every sentence.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Yo mama is so small that she plays handball on the curb.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
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