Chuck Norris was the original star of "24."
It was called "1."
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What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand?
Cows-mopolitan!
What's a moo hoo for a cattle dinner?
Cow chow.
What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?
A lawn moo-er.
What US state has the most cows?
Moosouri.
Kings buy Chuck Norris size beds.
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What do you call a mobile homes for rabbits?
Wheelburrows.
What do you call an easy-going rabbit?
Hoppy-go-lucky.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant?
An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.
Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?
He didn't have the hare fare.