Chuck Norris was the original star of "24." It was called "1."
What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand? Cows-mopolitan!
What's a moo hoo for a cattle dinner? Cow chow.
What do you call a cow who works for a gardener? A lawn moo-er.
What US state has the most cows? Moosouri.
Kings buy Chuck Norris size beds.
What do you call a mobile homes for rabbits? Wheelburrows.
What do you call an easy-going rabbit? Hoppy-go-lucky.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.
Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter? He didn't have the hare fare.