Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.
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KFC in Asia?
Korean fried cat.
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Chuck Norris' indian name is "He who can kick your ass anytime anywhere"
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How do you find the population of a Mexican village?
Roll a quarter down the street.r
Q: What happens when you spin an asian man on a swivel chair?
A: He gets disoriented!
A rattle snake bit Chuck Norris in the leg and the snake died instantly!
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If guys had they periods, they would compare the size of their tampons.
A demon died and was asked by god what he wanted to become in his next life.
The demon said "I wish to become good in my next life. I want to be as pure and white as an angel and also have angel wings... But I still want to drink blood."
So god turned him into a maxi pad.
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This desperate guy named Jim goes to the whorehouse with 5$.
He buys a the cheapest prostitute named Sandpaper Sally.
As they start to have sex, Jim screams, "Ouch! Now I know why they call you Sandpaper Sally!"
Sally scoots out of the room.
Five minutes later she came back and Jim attempts sex once again.
"What the hell happened?" asks Jim, "This is the best sex I''ve ever had!"
Sally replies, "Oh, I just picked my scabs."
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What did the volcano say to the other volcano?
Stop erupting me.