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Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese. At the same time in every sentence.
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Some people have alter egos. Chuck Norris has no such thing.
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Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.
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Chuck Norris lights campfires with fire ants.
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Yo mama is so ugly she made the ugliest person in the world cry.
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Yo mama is so small that she plays handball on the curb.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she taped toilet paper to her TV set for free paper view.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.
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You're not alone. Sometimes, even Usain Bolt feels like he's running in circles.
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Solar flares are a myth... it's really Chuck Norris' flashlight.
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