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Ghost Busters call Chuck Norris.
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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Lost!
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Postcard from a blonde: Having a wonderful time. Where am I?
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Chuck Norris does not buy ground beef, he just takes a whole cow, runs it through his beard, and fully cooked hamburgers come out.
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Q: How do you recycle a condom? A: Turn it inside out and shake the f**k out of it.
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Doctor to patient: "Why are you nervous?" Patient: "Because this is the first item I am going to have An operation." Doctor: "But I am not nervous though this is going to be my first operation."
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Chuck Norris' jokes don't have punchlines. They have footprints.
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Why do men name their penises? Because they want to be on a first-name basis with the one who makes all their decisions.
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Q: What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea? A: He drowned in his own tea pe
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Yo mama is so small that she plays handball on the curb.
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