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Q. What's the difference between tampons and cowboy hats? A. Cowboy hats are for ass holes.
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What’s the difference between a pigeon and a tramp? The pigeon can put a deposit on a Porsche.
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Yo momma’s so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran and got a bowl.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster with a jar of peanut butter? A: A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth.
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Budgeting: When you work out that the money you owe is exactly the same as the money you spent.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses transport trucks as roller skates.
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‘If you’re being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They’re trained for that.’
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she went to buy a color television, she left the store because they didn't have one in pink.
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Yo' Mama is so flat, the last time she felt a breast was in a KFC bucket.
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Yo' Mama is like a bus: she's big, she stinks, and it's only a dollar to ride.
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