Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese. At the same time in every sentence.
Some people have alter egos. Chuck Norris has no such thing.
Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.
Chuck Norris lights campfires with fire ants.
Yo mama is so ugly she made the ugliest person in the world cry.
Yo mama is so small that she plays handball on the curb.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she taped toilet paper to her TV set for free paper view.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.
You're not alone. Sometimes, even Usain Bolt feels like he's running in circles.
Solar flares are a myth... it's really Chuck Norris' flashlight.