Once an email was sent from LA to Washington.
Chuck Stopped it at St. Louis.
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Question: If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
Answer: The dog, because he’ll shut up after you let him in.
It's not the fall that kills you, it's Chuck Norris waiting for you at the bottom.
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Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.
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KFC in Asia?
Korean fried cat.
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Chuck Norris' indian name is "He who can kick your ass anytime anywhere"
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How do you find the population of a Mexican village?
Roll a quarter down the street.r
Q: What happens when you spin an asian man on a swivel chair?
A: He gets disoriented!
A rattle snake bit Chuck Norris in the leg and the snake died instantly!
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If guys had they periods, they would compare the size of their tampons.