Lifting weights have really helped me with the ladies - the last five I raped didn't stand a chance.
How are vending machines and black men similar? They don't work but they take your money.
What is a nigger? Proof that skunks fuck monkeys.
Q: How many jews can you fit in a VW Beetle? A: 54, two in the front, two in the back, and fifty in the ashtray.
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall? Art.
A nigger was walking naked on the beach at the nudists. He’s got tattooed on his dick his wife’s name WENDY. Suddenly he sees a white guy with something written on his dick and asks him: You have written your wife name too? No, I’m responsible for the tourists. So when my dick is on erection it reads:”WELCOME TO MIAMI BEACH. HAVE A NICE DAY!”
Q:What do you get if you add two apples and three apples? A:A high school math problem!
Did you hear about the 9 year old African nigglet? He was going through a mid-life crisis.
How do you stop a nigger from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.
Bigamy is having one wife too many, but so is monogamy.