Q. What's the difference between tampons and cowboy hats? A. Cowboy hats are for ass holes.
What’s the difference between a pigeon and a tramp? The pigeon can put a deposit on a Porsche.
Yo momma’s so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran and got a bowl.
Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster with a jar of peanut butter? A: A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth.
Budgeting: When you work out that the money you owe is exactly the same as the money you spent.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses transport trucks as roller skates.
‘If you’re being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They’re trained for that.’
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she went to buy a color television, she left the store because they didn't have one in pink.
Yo' Mama is so flat, the last time she felt a breast was in a KFC bucket.
Yo' Mama is like a bus: she's big, she stinks, and it's only a dollar to ride.