Why do men name their penises?
Because they want to be on a first-name basis with the one who makes all their decisions. 
Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
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Q: What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea?
A: He drowned in his own tea pe
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Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese.
At the same time in every sentence.
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Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.
What's the important part of a horse?
The manr part.
Yo mama is so small that she plays handball on the curb.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she taped toilet paper to her TV set for free paper view.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.
Solar flares are a myth... it's really Chuck Norris' flashlight.
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