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Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese. At the same time in every sentence.
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Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.
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Chuck Norris didn't have a mum or dad, he created himself.
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We have a week dedicated to sharks... sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot tell Chuck Norris to "get down!"
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Before sliced bread, people used to say "That's the greatest thing since Chuck Norris".
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Yo mama is so small that she plays handball on the curb.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she taped toilet paper to her TV set for free paper view.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.
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Solar flares are a myth... it's really Chuck Norris' flashlight.
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