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A waitress walks up to a man to take his order. "I'd like to get the turtle soup, please." The waitress walks off to go get his order, but the man changes his mind and decides he wants the pea soup instead. "Hold the turtle, make it pea!"
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Q: What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea? A: He drowned in his own tea pe
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Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese. At the same time in every sentence.
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They put one man on the moon. Why can’t they put them all there?
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Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.
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Yo mama is so small that she plays handball on the curb.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she taped toilet paper to her TV set for free paper view.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.
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Chuck Norris uses live piranhas as bath toys.
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Solar flares are a myth... it's really Chuck Norris' flashlight.
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