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After a number of attempts to get the customer service agent on the phone to understand his name, my Asian American friend Appappa decided to spell it out. "A for apple," he began. "P for pineapple, p for pineapple, a for apple, p for pineapple, p for—" The flustered agent interrupted. "I have a better idea," she said. "Just tell me how many apples and how many pineapples."
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A gay American was caught by his Filipino gay husband cheating. The American husband asked, "how did you find out?" The Filipino husband replied, "through my Western Union Receipts."
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Chuck Norris lit a match and ended the Cold War.
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Q: Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger train on a desert island? A: He wanted maximum isolation.
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911 calls Chuck Norris for emergency.
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has 47.46 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on her head? A: All you can eat under a buck.
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Chuck Norris caught them all with one PokeBall.
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Labradoodles were made when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Labrador and a Poodle at the same time.
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Chuck Norris has stared Fear in the face... and Fear looked away.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek." He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
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