Johny has lately written a short email to his brother while asking him only one question in this email: Hi brother, I am writing to you, I only would like to know, tell me: How is your fianceé? The Johny´s brother reply was only: Hi John, her brother is doing well.
Only Chuck Norris can cross the "Beyond" section of Bed, Bath and Beyond store.
You momma so stupid I see her walking the pigs down the street I'd asked "What she doing?" And she said "Going piggy back riding"!
Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.
A blonde and a both jump off a cliff at the same time. Which one will hit the bottom first? The brunette, because the blonde has to ask for directions.
Why don't blondes like making Kool-Aid? Because they can't fit eight cups of water in the little packet.
Yo mama so hairy she braids her elbows.
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