Q: Why are pubic hairs curly?
A: So you don't poke your eye out.
What's red and sits in a corner?
A baby playing with a razor blade.
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Chuck Norris's GPS still can't find him.
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Q: Why is marriage not a word?
A: It's a lifelong incarceration!
The wild and mean bear grabs the hedgehog and asks him: "Were you at the fox’s party as well?"
"Yes, I was. So what?"
"Were you sitting on the table?"
"Yeah, why?"
The bear, ready to leg press him, changes his mind and says to the hedgehog: "Next time, wherever you go, take an umbrella with you!"
"But why, my friend?" the hedgehog wonders.
"Cause all night long, I was taking thorns off my ass!"
The ladies say I'm like Usain Bolt in the bedroom...
I usually wear a yellow and green vest.
A blonde calls a pizza place to have one ordered to her house.
They ask her if she wants the pizza cut into 6 or 12 pieces and she says,
"Cut it into 6, I could never eat 12 pieces."
Q: Why can't gays drive faster than 68mph?
A: Because at 69 they blow a rod.
Q: What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died?
A: A black widow.
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Q: Two men are in a car. One of them is a Mexican while the other is black. Who is driving the car?
A: The cops.
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