If you look back far enough in your family tree, Chuck Norris appears at least three times.
Q: What is it called when a soldier slips into a fox hole? A: Bestiality
Why did Hitler go to the eye doctor? Because he can Nazi.
Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because no one has told him he's black.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
One day, a Sodomite went to his doctor's office to get an HIV blood test. While there, his blood got drawn and he then left. Two weeks later, he was back at his doctor's office in an examination room, waiting for the result of the HIV test. Suddenly, his doctor walks into the examination room and says to the gay guy, "I'm awfully sorry to tell you that the test shows that you're definitely HIV positive." The gay guy then asks the doctor, "So, what needs to be done now, doctor?" The doctor says to the gay dude, "I want you to go home, sit down at your kitchen table and eat 20 hamburgers, 20 hot dogs, 20 pizzas, 20 bags of chips, and 20 gallons of ice cream." The gay then asks his doctor, "How's doing all that gonna help me out with my HIV, doctor?" The doctor then replied, "It's not gonna help you out with your HIV at all but it will definitely teach you what your asshole is really for."
Chuck Norris got swept over Niagara Falls... He liked it so much, he swam back up and did it again.
It is genetically pre-recorded in men’s brain to look for a women, which is alike his mother – said Mr. John to the judge at the court, where he was being blamed for raping his sister.
What happened when the soldier went into an enemy bar? He got bombed.
On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.