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Johny has lately written a short email to his brother while asking him only one question in this email: Hi brother, I am writing to you, I only would like to know, tell me: How is your fianceé? The Johny´s brother reply was only: Hi John, her brother is doing well.
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Only Chuck Norris can cross the "Beyond" section of Bed, Bath and Beyond store.
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You momma so stupid I see her walking the pigs down the street I'd asked "What she doing?" And she said "Going piggy back riding"!
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, stupid, Yo mama
Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.
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A blonde and a both jump off a cliff at the same time. Which one will hit the bottom first? The brunette, because the blonde has to ask for directions.
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Why don't blondes like making Kool-Aid? Because they can't fit eight cups of water in the little packet.
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Yo mama so hairy she braids her elbows.
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Q: What is a sheep's favorite sport? A: Baaasket baaall!
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: sport
Yo mamma so fat that why people think the earth is flat.
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Q: Who may open the door without using hands, nor legs? A: An invalid.
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health
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