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At a rally John McCain was asked if he wore boxers or briefs. He replied, "Depends."
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Lawyer: ‘Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?’ Client: ‘After hearing you in court, I’m beginning to think I didn’t.’
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Chuck norris farted in a ditch and the grand canyon was created.
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A man rushes out of his wife's hospital room. "Doctor, doctor -- my wife's been in a coma for several months, but when I just touched her left breast, she sighed!" "That's very encouraging," says the doctor. "Go back and touch her right breast. See if she reacts." A few minutes later, the man rushes out again: "Doctor, she moaned!" "Very good," says the doctor. "Now try oral sex. She should certainly react to that!" Five minutes later, the man comes out back out, white as a sheet. "Doctor -- she died." "No! What happened?" the doctor exclaims. "Well, doc," the man says tearfully, "she choked."
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Yo' mama so fat, she uses epileptic boys as vibrators!
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Whats six inches long, has a head on it and drives women wild ? A fifty pound note !
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Yo' Mama is so skanky, when yo' daddy suggested doggie style, she laid down and licked her balls.
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Chuck Norris doesn't climb trees. He just pulls them down and walks on top of them.
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Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
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Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is [email protected]
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