Chuck Norris can eat peanut butter with a straw.
Your moma is so ugly...she could make medicine sick!
What's green and sits in the corner? That same baby three weeks later.
Yo mamma so fat that why people think the earth is flat.
Chuck Norris doesn't just bring home the bacon, he brings home the whole pig.
Chuck Norris once bench pressed an 18 wheeler. With him inside it.
Trick me once, shame on you, trick Chuck Norris... rest in peace.
Q: Who may open the door without using hands, nor legs? A: An invalid.
Q: How do you know the Easter Bunny is really smart? A: Because he's an egghead.
How long does it take a black lady to shit? About 9 months.