If Chuck Norris ever got caught for speeding, he'd let the cops off with a warning.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.
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Why don't blondes like making Kool-Aid?
Because they can't fit eight cups of water in the little packet.
Q: What is a sheep's favorite sport?
A: Baaasket baaall!
Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.
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Yo mamma so fat that why people think the earth is flat.
Your moma is so ugly...she could make medicine sick!
What's green and sits in the corner?
That same baby three weeks later.
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Chuck Norris knows what Willis is talkin' bout- Bbrandon Delariva.
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Chuck Norris once bench pressed an 18 wheeler.
With him inside it.
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