Chuck Norris doesn't get shark attacked, the shark gets Chuck Norris attacked.
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What is a cannibal's favorite food?
Baked Beings.
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Your moma is so ugly...she could make medicine sick!
In the beginning, God created light because Chuck allowed him to.
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Q: Whats worse then finding half a worm in your apple?
A: The Holocaust.
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Trick me once, shame on you, trick Chuck Norris... rest in peace.
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The Godfather once came to Chuck Norris and asked for a favor.
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Q: Who may open the door without using hands, nor legs?
A: An invalid.
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What do you get from a cow on the North Pole?
Cold cream.
Only Chuck Norris can cross the "Beyond" section of Bed, Bath and Beyond store.
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