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Husband: I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. Wife: You wear briefs, don't you?
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has 51.83 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: marriage
Daughter: Dad, this guy told me the sweetest thing ever. Me: What's that hunny? Daughter: He said I had nice bumper lights, and a nice trunk. Me: Tell that niggie if he fills up your gas tank, I'll break his exhaust pipe, ya dig?
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has 51.83 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: dad, dirty
Q: What's the scariest thing about a white man in prison? A: You know that he actually did it.
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has 51.81 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: prison, white people
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
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has 51.81 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: anniversary, husband, marriage, wife
Some strangers sit at the bar. One guy says, "My name is Larry, and I am a SNAG." Another guy asks, "What's that?" The first guy says, "I am a Single, New Age Guy." Another guy says, "My name is Gary, and I am a DINK." A lady asks, "What's that?" He says, "Double Income, No Kids." The lady says, "That's nice. My name is Gertrude, and I am a WIFE." Larry asks, "A WIFE?" Gertrude says, "Wash, Iron, F**k, Etc."
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has 51.81 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: marriage
A young couple get between the sheets for the first time. In a flash it’s over. The boy says, ‘If I’d known you were a virgin I’d have taken more time.’ His girlfriend replies, ‘If I’d known you were going to take more time I’d have taken off my tights.’
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has 51.80 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: sex
Chuck Norris always has s*x on the bottom. Because he never f*cks up.
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has 51.80 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sex
How can you make a gay man scream twice? Fudge him real hard. Then wipe your dick off on his curtains.
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has 51.80 % from 165 votes. More jokes about: gay
Q: Why cant stevie wonder read? A: Cuz hes black
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has 51.78 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: black people, celebrity
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day and he really needed to go to the bathroom. He yelled, "Teacher, Teacher, I have to go pee pee!" The teacher replied, "Now, Johnny, you should be old enough to know that this is not the proper word to use?" "The correct word would be urinate." "Now Johnny, would you please use the word urinate in a sentence?" Little Johnny thought for a moment then said:, "You're an eight, but if you had bigger boobs you'd be a ten!"
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has 51.78 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: age, communication, little Johnny, teacher
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