"What is the thickest book in the world? What Men Think They Know About Women."
Why don't blondes eat bananas? They can't find the zipper.
A patient comes to a doctor, who asks him: - Do you smoke? - No. - Do you drink? - No. - Do you eat fast food? - No. - Don't worry, I'll find something anyways...
Researchers once tried to measure Chuck Norris' IQ, but found that numbers don't count that high.
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Why is it that when a man talks nasty to a women it’s sexual harassment, but when a women talks nasty to a man it’s £3.99 a minute?
How do men exercise on the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
"Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!"
Yo' Mama is so fat, politicians fight over redistricting her ass.
Q: What goes vroom, screech, vroom, screech, vroom, screech? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.