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Black man found a bottle in the desert, opened it and the genie flew out: "Ask for what you want - I'll fulfill three of your wishes!" "I want to be white, often see nude woman, and that I will always be full of water!" Genie waved his hand and turned the black man to a water closet...
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has 47.57 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: black people, genie, racist, women
Yo mama farts so much there is a reason why Jupiter is made out of gas.
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has 47.48 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, fart, science, Yo mama
Mexicans cross the border 1...2...and 4 at one time, never 3. why? Because the sign says - no tres passing.
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has 47.48 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: life, mexican
Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek." He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
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has 47.46 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris has stared Fear in the face... and Fear looked away.
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has 47.46 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
A blonde walks into a doctor’s office and says, “Doc, I’m horribly sick!” The doctor looks at her and asks, “Flu?” “No, I drove here.”
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has 47.46 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: blonde, doctor
Question: What’s worse than a male chauvinistic pig? Answer: A woman that doesn’t do what she’s told.
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has 47.46 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: animal, women
Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
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has 47.46 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
911 calls Chuck Norris for emergency.
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has 47.46 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
What do you call a black woman who got an abortion? A member of crimestoppers of america.
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has 47.46 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: racist
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