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If Chuck Norris ever got caught for speeding, he'd let the cops off with a warning.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.
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Why don't blondes like making Kool-Aid? Because they can't fit eight cups of water in the little packet.
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Q: What is a sheep's favorite sport? A: Baaasket baaall!
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Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.
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Yo mamma so fat that why people think the earth is flat.
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Your moma is so ugly...she could make medicine sick!
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What's green and sits in the corner? That same baby three weeks later.
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Chuck Norris knows what Willis is talkin' bout- Bbrandon Delariva.
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Chuck Norris once bench pressed an 18 wheeler. With him inside it.
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