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Chuck Norris can eat peanut butter with a straw.
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Yo mamma so fat that why people think the earth is flat.
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Your moma is so ugly...she could make medicine sick!
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: health, ugly, Yo mama
What's green and sits in the corner? That same baby three weeks later.
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: baby, disgusting
You momma so stupid I see her walking the pigs down the street I'd asked "What she doing?" And she said "Going piggy back riding"!
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, stupid, Yo mama
Chuck Norris doesn't just bring home the bacon, he brings home the whole pig.
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once bench pressed an 18 wheeler. With him inside it.
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Trick me once, shame on you, trick Chuck Norris... rest in peace.
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Q: Who may open the door without using hands, nor legs? A: An invalid.
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health
Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works
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has 47.57 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: black people, work
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