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Q:Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm the school bell. A: Take These tablets and if they don't work give me a ring in the morning.
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Chuck Norris is so tough, that he doesn't get a workout from the weights,they get a workout from him.
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How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb? Four. One to hold the bulb, and three to try and remember the combination.
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Yo mama's so technologically unsavvy, she leaves out pieces of cheese next to the computer!
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This antique pocket watch has been in my family for generations. It’s true. My grandfather sold me it on his deathbed.
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Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, her tv only has two channels: on and not working.
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Yo momma’s so fat, her driver’s license says, ‘Picture continued on other side’.
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What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? When you take sausage out of the fridge it doesn't fart.
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Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven? Because if they all went, it would be Hell.
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