Chuck Norris can eat peanut butter with a straw.
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Yo mamma so fat that why people think the earth is flat.
Your moma is so ugly...she could make medicine sick!
What's green and sits in the corner?
That same baby three weeks later.
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You momma so stupid I see her walking the pigs down the street I'd asked "What she doing?" And she said "Going piggy back riding"!
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Chuck Norris doesn't just bring home the bacon, he brings home the whole pig.
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Chuck Norris once bench pressed an 18 wheeler.
With him inside it.
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Trick me once, shame on you, trick Chuck Norris... rest in peace.
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Q: Who may open the door without using hands, nor legs?
A: An invalid.
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Why are niggers like sperm?
Only 1 in a Million actually works
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