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For their 10th anniversary, a wife surprises her husband by wearing the lingerie she wore on their wedding night. She asks her husband what his exact thoughts were 10 years ago when he first saw her in the lingerie. He says, "I wanted to suck your tits dry and f**k your brains out." "Well, what do you think today?" He says, "I think I did a good job."
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Q: Why do blacks walk the way they do? A: Because they spent the first 9 months of their lives dodging a coat hanger.
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Q: Why couldn't the pony sing? A: Because he's a little hoarse.
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
I still don't understand why smoking weed makes you a criminal... When I smoke it the only thing I a threat to is cake.
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Daddy, how was I born? Ah, very well, one day you need to find out anyway! Mom and Dad got together in a chat room on MSN. Dad set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber cafe. We snuck into a secluded room, and then your mother downloaded from your dad's memory stick. As soon as dad was ready for an upload, it was discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall. Since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later the blessed virus appeared. And that's the story.
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: computer, dad, geek, IT, technology
Q: What's the difference between a divorce and a circumcision? A: In a divorce, you get rid of the whole schmuck.
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: divorce, marriage
As a member of the organization that installs computer systems aboard Navy ships, I am mindful of how important the off-ship e-mail capabilities are to sailor morale, especially when some vessels are deployed for up to six months. One day while shopping at the base commissary, I noticed another crucial aspect of my job. I was behind a frazzled mother with two active children, and as I watched, she stalked over to where her young son had perched himself on the rail of the freezer case. "If you don't get off there right now," she commanded, "I'm going to e-mail your father!"
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: computer, kids, navy, technology, time
Its my birthday today. My wife has said that shes going to make it my most special birthday ever... I wonder where shes going ?
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HOW did an Intelligent BOY PROPOSE to a Girl. He TOOK the Girl ALONG with him on a BOAT & in the MIDDLE of River said: "LOVE ME or LEAVE the BOAT."
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: love, marriage
Yo mama's feet are so ashy, it looks like she kicks flour for a living.
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, life, Yo mama
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