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Chuck Norris once had a pet monkey...his name was KING KONG
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Chuck Norris doesnt eat lunch, he drinks dinner.
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Q: Who is the saddest grandma in the world? A: Grandma of a vegan.
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Chuck Norris fell off a building, he got sued for breaking the sidewalk with his fists.
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Chuck Norris brings his fists to gunfights.
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T. S. Eliot measured out his life with coffee spoons. Chuck Norris uses a backhoe.
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Chuck Norris's wish isn't your command, Chuck Norris's command is your wish...
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Not only CAN Chuck have his cake and eat it too, he WILL.
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What has four legs and goes, "Oom! Oom!"? A cow walking backwards.
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Just announced that they are changing all the days of the week to Chuckdays. Happy Chuckday everyone!
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