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Question: What’s worse than a male chauvinistic pig? Answer: A woman that doesn’t do what she’s told.
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My friend's dad went to Hungary. I asked her, "Was your dad hungry in Hungary?"
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has 47.46 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: communication, dad, food, geography, travel
Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek." He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
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has 47.46 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris has stared Fear in the face... and Fear looked away.
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Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
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Yo mama's lips are so big when you smile you wet your hair.
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911 calls Chuck Norris for emergency.
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Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on her head? A: All you can eat under a buck.
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What do you call a black woman who got an abortion? A member of crimestoppers of america.
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Chuck Norris caught them all with one PokeBall.
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