When Chuck Norris puts toast in the toaster it comes out bread.
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One roomate said to another, “Man, this morning I woke up with white crud around my mouth!”
The other roomate said, “Oh, that's my fault, I guess I missed!”
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Q: How can you tell if you have an overbite?
A: When you're eating p**sy and it tastes like sh*t.
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Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet.
That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.
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Chuck Norris can hear your text messages.
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What did the tampon say to the other tampon in school?
I'll see you next period.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get drunk.
He simply lowers his IQ to yours.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she called the police to report a suspicious looking person lurking in her mirror.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her batteries die, she buries them.
Your mama's so stupid she tripped over a line on a basketball court.