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My friend's dad went to Hungary. I asked her, "Was your dad hungry in Hungary?"
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has 47.46 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: communication, dad, food, geography, travel
Labradoodles were made when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Labrador and a Poodle at the same time.
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Why are little girls better than little boys? Because when you're finished using them as little girls, you can turn them over and use them as little boys.
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has 47.42 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: black humor, kids
The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.
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has 47.39 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. "You don't want to try these techniques at home." "Why not?" asked somebody from the audience. "I watched my wife's routine at breakfast for years," the expert explained. "She made lots of trips between the refrigerator, stove, table and cabinets, often carrying a single item at a time. One day I told her, 'Hon, why don't you try carrying several things at once?'" "Did it save time?" the person in the audience asked. "Actually, yes," replied the expert. "It used to take her 20 minutes to make breakfast. Now I do it in seven."
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: time, wife, women
Where did the mooron take the baby cow to eat? To the calf-ateria.
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Chuck Norris only weakness, is weakness, of course!
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Q. Why are fish so smart? Q. Why are fish so smart A. Because they swim in schools!
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If men got pregnant.... abortion would be available in convenience stores and drive-through windows.
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: men
Your mama's so stupid she tripped over a line on a basketball court.
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