When Chuck Norris puts toast in the toaster it comes out bread.
One roomate said to another, “Man, this morning I woke up with white crud around my mouth!” The other roomate said, “Oh, that's my fault, I guess I missed!”
Q: How can you tell if you have an overbite? A: When you're eating p**sy and it tastes like sh*t.
Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet. That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.
Chuck Norris can hear your text messages.
What did the tampon say to the other tampon in school? I'll see you next period.
Chuck Norris doesn't get drunk. He simply lowers his IQ to yours.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she called the police to report a suspicious looking person lurking in her mirror.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her batteries die, she buries them.
Your mama's so stupid she tripped over a line on a basketball court.