A watched pot boils instantly for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can switch his motorcycle to four-wheel drive.
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"Where are you going to take Vampira on your date?" asked one vampire.
"Oh, I thought we'd go to the movies, and then get a quick bite."
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Having past almost 30 years, the same question still bothers him…
Why he does not look alike his brothers and parents at all - every single one pretty and he so ugly.
He summoned all his courage and decided to ask his mother: "Mom, tell me the truth please, I am adapted, aren’t I?"
The mother burst into tears and said: "Yes, my child! But it didn’t work, they returned you back!"
Chuck Norris once had a weak moment, just to know what it felt like.
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Yo mamma so fat that why people think the earth is flat.
Yo mama so ugly that the football team yelled at her to get out of the bus.
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Yo mama so hairy she braids her elbows.
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Johny has lately written a short email to his brother while asking him only one question in this email:
Hi brother, I am writing to you, I only would like to know, tell me:
How is your fianceé?
The Johny´s brother reply was only:
Hi John, her brother is doing well.
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In the beginning, God created light because Chuck allowed him to.
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