Why don't blondes like making Kool-Aid? Because they can't fit eight cups of water in the little packet.
Chuck Norris knows what Willis is talkin' bout- Bbrandon Delariva.
Q: What is a sheep's favorite sport? A: Baaasket baaall!
Your moma is so ugly...she could make medicine sick!
Johny has lately written a short email to his brother while asking him only one question in this email: Hi brother, I am writing to you, I only would like to know, tell me: How is your fianceé? The Johny´s brother reply was only: Hi John, her brother is doing well.
If you weigh 78kg on earth you will weigh 13kg on the moon. If Chuck Norris weighs 78kg on earth, the moon weighs 13kg on Chuck Norris.
Yo mama so hairy she braids her elbows.
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