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A blonde walks into a doctor’s office and says, “Doc, I’m horribly sick!” The doctor looks at her and asks, “Flu?” “No, I drove here.”
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has 47.46 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: blonde, doctor
Little Johnny's brother, Little Jimmy, was in the toilet throwing Johnny's toys in the toilet. Johnny saw his brother doing this and yelled "JIMMY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" His brother replied "Next time you'll think twice before you don't let me play with you." Little Jimmy threw a toy car in the toilet and said "Bye bye, racecars!" Little Johnny stuck little Jimmy head in the toilet saying "Bye bye brother!"
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has 47.46 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: family, game, kids, little Johnny, mean
Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her.
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has 47.42 % from 267 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Did you hear about the mathematician with constipation ? He had to work it out with a pencil...
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has 47.42 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: math
What is a black persons's worst fear? Child Support.
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has 47.42 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: racist
The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.
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has 47.39 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A fruit stand.
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has 47.38 % from 138 votes. More jokes about: gay
"Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearing tights!"
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
My wife has given me a reason to live – revenge.
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: marriage
Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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