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Your moma is so ugly...she could make medicine sick!
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What's green and sits in the corner? That same baby three weeks later.
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Chuck Norris knows what Willis is talkin' bout- Bbrandon Delariva.
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Chuck Norris doesn't just bring home the bacon, he brings home the whole pig.
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Chuck Norris once bench pressed an 18 wheeler. With him inside it.
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I wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
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Yo mama so ugly that she doesn't need a costume for Halloween.
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If you weigh 78kg on earth you will weigh 13kg on the moon. If Chuck Norris weighs 78kg on earth, the moon weighs 13kg on Chuck Norris.
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Trick me once, shame on you, trick Chuck Norris... rest in peace.
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Q: Who may open the door without using hands, nor legs? A: An invalid.
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health
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