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Why do decent white folks shop at nigger yard sales? To get all their stuff back.
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Chuck Norris got swept over Niagara Falls... He liked it so much, he swam back up and did it again.
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The ladies say I'm like Usain Bolt in the bedroom... I usually wear a yellow and green vest.
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What happened when the soldier went into an enemy bar? He got bombed.
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Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort. Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.
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On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.
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Chuck Norris's GPS still can't find him.
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Chuck Norris doesn't break bricks. They fold under pressure.
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Johnny comes home from school and asks his mom what is a "period". His mom says that "A period is when a woman needs to realease her dead egg cells". Johnny asks what color is it. She says it's red. Johnny said "I have one of those but mine is white and it makes babies."
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has 47.69 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: baby, dirty, little Johnny, school, women
WTF? = Where's The Food?
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