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Why don't blondes like making Kool-Aid? Because they can't fit eight cups of water in the little packet.
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Chuck Norris knows what Willis is talkin' bout- Bbrandon Delariva.
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Q: What is a sheep's favorite sport? A: Baaasket baaall!
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Your moma is so ugly...she could make medicine sick!
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Johny has lately written a short email to his brother while asking him only one question in this email: Hi brother, I am writing to you, I only would like to know, tell me: How is your fianceé? The Johny´s brother reply was only: Hi John, her brother is doing well.
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If you weigh 78kg on earth you will weigh 13kg on the moon. If Chuck Norris weighs 78kg on earth, the moon weighs 13kg on Chuck Norris.
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Yo mama so hairy she braids her elbows.
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Chuck Norris once bench pressed an 18 wheeler. With him inside it.
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The only reason world peace doesn't exist is because Chuck Norris doesn't feel like bringing peace to the whole world.
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Trick me once, shame on you, trick Chuck Norris... rest in peace.
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