Yo mamma so fat that why people think the earth is flat.
Yo mama so ugly that the football team yelled at her to get out of the bus.
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Yo mama so hairy she braids her elbows.
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Johny has lately written a short email to his brother while asking him only one question in this email:
Hi brother, I am writing to you, I only would like to know, tell me:
How is your fianceé?
The Johny´s brother reply was only:
Hi John, her brother is doing well.
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Q: Whats worse then finding half a worm in your apple?
A: The Holocaust.
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Trick me once, shame on you, trick Chuck Norris... rest in peace.
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The Godfather once came to Chuck Norris and asked for a favor.
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Q: Who may open the door without using hands, nor legs?
A: An invalid.
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What do you get from a cow on the North Pole?
Cold cream.
Only Chuck Norris can cross the "Beyond" section of Bed, Bath and Beyond store.
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