Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say.
After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.
Happy Valentine's Day.
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Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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Q: How do you make a dog go ‘miaow’?
A: Freeze it in liquid nitrogen, and run it through a bandsaw…
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Chuck Norris can finish Sims.
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Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.
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A woman went shopping.
She walks to checkout counter and then the salesman packs all her groceries: milk, cheese, orange juice, half of bread, bar of soap, toothpaste...
All of a sudden the salesman asks her:
"You're single, aren't you?"
A bit surprised woman smiles and answers:
"That's right, but how did you guessed that?"
"Because you're so ugly."
Q: Whats worse then finding half a worm in your apple?
A: The Holocaust.
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Trick me once, shame on you, trick Chuck Norris... rest in peace.
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The Godfather once came to Chuck Norris and asked for a favor.
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Q: Who may open the door without using hands, nor legs?
A: An invalid.
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