Yo mama so ugly that the football team yelled at her to get out of the bus.
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A woman asks an agriculturalist: "Please, tell me what shall I do? I have a garden but nothing grows there, like flowers or vegetables."
The agriculturalist says: "You know, it is to dung the garden with a good fertilizer."
The woman says: "And wouldn´t it be better to plant the vegetables directly into the ass?"
Yo mama so hairy she braids her elbows.
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Johny has lately written a short email to his brother while asking him only one question in this email:
Hi brother, I am writing to you, I only would like to know, tell me:
How is your fianceé?
The Johny´s brother reply was only:
Hi John, her brother is doing well.
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Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.
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Chuck Norris knows what Willis is talkin' bout- Bbrandon Delariva.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get shark attacked, the shark gets Chuck Norris attacked.
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What is a cannibal's favorite food?
Baked Beings.
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In the beginning, God created light because Chuck allowed him to.
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Chuck Norris doesn't die...he just sleep in the ground for a little bit.
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