Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.
Why don't blondes like making Kool-Aid? Because they can't fit eight cups of water in the little packet.
Johny has lately written a short email to his brother while asking him only one question in this email: Hi brother, I am writing to you, I only would like to know, tell me: How is your fianceé? The Johny´s brother reply was only: Hi John, her brother is doing well.
Q: What is a sheep's favorite sport? A: Baaasket baaall!
Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.
Yo mamma so fat that why people think the earth is flat.
Your moma is so ugly...she could make medicine sick!
Yo mama so hairy she braids her elbows.
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Chuck Norris once bench pressed an 18 wheeler. With him inside it.