Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.
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Why don't blondes like making Kool-Aid?
Because they can't fit eight cups of water in the little packet.
Johny has lately written a short email to his brother while asking him only one question in this email:
Hi brother, I am writing to you, I only would like to know, tell me:
How is your fianceé?
The Johny´s brother reply was only:
Hi John, her brother is doing well.
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Q: What is a sheep's favorite sport?
A: Baaasket baaall!
Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.
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Yo mamma so fat that why people think the earth is flat.
Your moma is so ugly...she could make medicine sick!
Yo mama so hairy she braids her elbows.
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What's green and sits in the corner?
That same baby three weeks later.
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Chuck Norris once bench pressed an 18 wheeler.
With him inside it.
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