Your moma is so ugly...she could make medicine sick!
What's green and sits in the corner? That same baby three weeks later.
Chuck Norris knows what Willis is talkin' bout- Bbrandon Delariva.
Chuck Norris doesn't just bring home the bacon, he brings home the whole pig.
Chuck Norris once bench pressed an 18 wheeler. With him inside it.
I wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
Yo mama so ugly that she doesn't need a costume for Halloween.
If you weigh 78kg on earth you will weigh 13kg on the moon. If Chuck Norris weighs 78kg on earth, the moon weighs 13kg on Chuck Norris.
Trick me once, shame on you, trick Chuck Norris... rest in peace.
Q: Who may open the door without using hands, nor legs? A: An invalid.