A 92-year old woman had a full cardiac arrest at home and was rushed to the hospital.
After about thirty minutes of unsuccessful resuscitation attempts the old lady was pronounced dead.
The doctor went to tell the lady's 78-year old daughter (who wasn't blonde any longer, but just had to be at one time) that her mother didn't make it.
"Didn't make it? Where could they be? She left in the ambulance forty-five minutes ago!" the former blonde asked.
Yo mamma so fat that why people think the earth is flat.
Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.
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A blonde and a both jump off a cliff at the same time.
Which one will hit the bottom first?
The brunette, because the blonde has to ask for directions.
Why don't blondes like making Kool-Aid?
Because they can't fit eight cups of water in the little packet.
Q: What is a sheep's favorite sport?
A: Baaasket baaall!
What's green and sits in the corner?
That same baby three weeks later.
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If you weigh 78kg on earth you will weigh 13kg on the moon.
If Chuck Norris weighs 78kg on earth, the moon weighs 13kg on Chuck Norris.
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You momma so stupid I see her walking the pigs down the street I'd asked "What she doing?" And she said "Going piggy back riding"!
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Chuck Norris once bench pressed an 18 wheeler.
With him inside it.
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