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Where are you going for vacation this year? I checked my budget and decided that I didn't get tired.
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It is genetically pre-recorded in men’s brain to look for a women, which is alike his mother – said Mr. John to the judge at the court, where he was being blamed for raping his sister.
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has 47.72 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Why do decent white folks shop at nigger yard sales? To get all their stuff back.
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Chuck Norris got swept over Niagara Falls... He liked it so much, he swam back up and did it again.
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The ladies say I'm like Usain Bolt in the bedroom... I usually wear a yellow and green vest.
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Chuck Norris ate once at Hard Rock Cafe. It's now called Shakey's.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Mickey mouse talks like that.
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Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort. Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.
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On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.
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Chuck Norris's GPS still can't find him.
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