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What do you call a trash bag full of mutilated laboratory monkeys? Rhesus Pieces.
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How many French men does it take to defend the city of Paris? Don't know...its never been done.
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Why do men want to vote for a female President? Because we'd only have to pay her half as much.
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Why didn't the husband change the baby for a week? Because the text on the nappies package said "18-40 lbs".
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Q: How did the blonde die at the baseball game? A: She drowned during the wave.
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What kind of cows do you find in Alaska? Eski-moos.
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What is a moo hoo for a cow fight? A cattle battle.
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There were two blondes, and they had just came from a store. The blonde that owned the mustang had locked her keys in the car. She was trying to pick the lock when she stoped to rest for a second. When she sat down, her friend said, "Hurry up, it's starting to rain and the top's down!"
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Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?  A: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much.
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What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow? A tail pail.
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