What do you call a trash bag full of mutilated laboratory monkeys?
Rhesus Pieces.
How many French men does it take to defend the city of Paris?
Don't know...its never been done.
Why do men want to vote for a female President?
Because we'd only have to pay her half as much.
Why didn't the husband change the baby for a week?
Because the text on the nappies package said "18-40 lbs".
Q: How did the blonde die at the baseball game?
A: She drowned during the wave.
What kind of cows do you find in Alaska?
Eski-moos.
What is a moo hoo for a cow fight?
A cattle battle.
There were two blondes, and they had just came from a store.
The blonde that owned the mustang had locked her keys in the car.
She was trying to pick the lock when she stoped to rest for a second.
When she sat down, her friend said, "Hurry up, it's starting to rain and the top's down!"
Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?
A: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much.
What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow?
A tail pail.