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Q: Who may open the door without using hands, nor legs? A: An invalid.
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health
Why do men die before their wives? They want to.
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has 47.57 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: death, women
Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works
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has 47.55 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: black people, work
Why did the little Greek boy run away from home? He didn't like the way he was being reared.
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has 47.50 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: gay
After a number of attempts to get the customer service agent on the phone to understand his name, my Asian American friend Appappa decided to spell it out. "A for apple," he began. "P for pineapple, p for pineapple, a for apple, p for pineapple, p for—" The flustered agent interrupted. "I have a better idea," she said. "Just tell me how many apples and how many pineapples."
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has 47.49 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: asian, communication, customer service, phone, stupid
Chuck Norris lit a match and ended the Cold War.
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has 47.48 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, war
A gay American was caught by his Filipino gay husband cheating. The American husband asked, "how did you find out?" The Filipino husband replied, "through my Western Union Receipts."
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A blonde walks into a doctor’s office and says, “Doc, I’m horribly sick!” The doctor looks at her and asks, “Flu?” “No, I drove here.”
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has 47.46 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: blonde, doctor
Chuck Norris has stared Fear in the face... and Fear looked away.
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has 47.46 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
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