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What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
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More than anything, Bob wanted to be a cowpoke. Taking pity on him, a rancher decided to hire the lad and give him a chance. "This," he said, showing him a rope, "is a lariat. We use it to catch cows." "I see," said Bob, trying to seem knowledgeable as he examined the lariat. "And what do you use for bait?"
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Q: Why do women have 2% more brains then a cow? A: So, when you pull their tits they won't shit on the floor.
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The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
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What famous painting do cows love to look at? The Moona Lisa.
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Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.
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What did the customer say to the pet shop assistant after buying a bunny? Rabbit up nicely, it's a gift.
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The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.
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What does an octopus take on a camping trip? Tentacles.
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How should you treat a baby goat? Like a kid.
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