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The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
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What famous painting do cows love to look at? The Moona Lisa.
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Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.
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What did the customer say to the pet shop assistant after buying a bunny? Rabbit up nicely, it's a gift.
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The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.
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How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly? Just a phew.
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What does an octopus take on a camping trip? Tentacles.
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Did you hear about the boy who was told to do 100 lines? He drew 100 cats on the paper. He thought the teacher had said lions.
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Q: What is a duck's favorite TV show? A: The feather forecast!
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, bird, duck
How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight? Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
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