Chuck Norris can mess with the bull without getting the horns.
What's a moo hoo for a bunch of weirdo cattle? A nerd herd.
Teacher: "Name five things that contain milk." Pupil: "Butter, cheese, ice cream … and two cows."
What is the golden rule for cows? Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you.
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare.
"May I buy half a rabbit?" "No, we don't split hares."
What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery? A yeaster bunny.
What do you call the everyday routines of rabbits? Rabbits habits.
What's the fastest way to send a rabbit? Haremail.
What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane? A dandy lion.