What happens when you kiss a canary? You get chirpes, it can't be tweeted because its a canarial disease.
The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
What famous painting do cows love to look at? The Moona Lisa.
Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.
What did the customer say to the pet shop assistant after buying a bunny? Rabbit up nicely, it's a gift.
The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.
What does an octopus take on a camping trip? Tentacles.
How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight? Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.