The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
What famous painting do cows love to look at? The Moona Lisa.
Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.
What did the customer say to the pet shop assistant after buying a bunny? Rabbit up nicely, it's a gift.
The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.
How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly? Just a phew.
What does an octopus take on a camping trip? Tentacles.
Did you hear about the boy who was told to do 100 lines? He drew 100 cats on the paper. He thought the teacher had said lions.
Q: What is a duck's favorite TV show? A: The feather forecast!
How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight? Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses?