What's a moo hoo for a bunch of weirdo cattle? A nerd herd.
What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit? The first herd shot round the world.
Teacher: "Name five things that contain milk." Pupil: "Butter, cheese, ice cream … and two cows."
What is the golden rule for cows? Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you.
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare.
"May I buy half a rabbit?" "No, we don't split hares."
What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery? A yeaster bunny.
What do you call the everyday routines of rabbits? Rabbits habits.
What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit? A rabbit that says, "Ribbit."
What's the fastest way to send a rabbit? Haremail.