The best animal jokes

Q. Why are fish so smart? Q. Why are fish so smart A. Because they swim in schools!
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What do you call a trash bag full of mutilated laboratory monkeys? Rhesus Pieces.
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Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet. That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.
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Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
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Unicorns are extinct but Chuck Norris used all their horns as toothpicks.
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Where did the mooron take the baby cow to eat? To the calf-ateria.
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What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes? A dumb bunny.
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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire? A bunny with money.
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How do snails get their shells all shiny? They use snail polish.
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Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back? They re always switching their tails.
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