The best animal jokes

What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper? A slippery customer.
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What is a buttress? A female goat.
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Why is manna from heaven like horse hay? Both are food from aloft!
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Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse are in divorce court. "Mickey," the judge says, "I'm sorry. I can't grant you a divorce on the grounds of insanity. Minnie seems quite sane to me." "I didn't say she was insane," exclaims Mickey. "I said she was f**king Goofy."
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Q: Why are fish so smart? A: Because they live in schools.
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Q: Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? A: Sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
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What’s the difference between a black and a white bull? The white bull does: “Mooo”. The black bull does: “Hey man, Mooo, man!”
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Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
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You momma so stupid I see her walking the pigs down the street I'd asked "What she doing?" And she said "Going piggy back riding"!
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Little Johnny: „Mom, can I get a dog at Christmas, please?"  Mother: „No, you'll be getting turkey, like every year!"
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