The best animal jokes

Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
What did the customer say to the pet shop assistant after buying a bunny? Rabbit up nicely, it's a gift.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, customer service
The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly? Just a phew.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, fart
What does an octopus take on a camping trip? Tentacles.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal
Did you hear about the boy who was told to do 100 lines? He drew 100 cats on the paper. He thought the teacher had said lions.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, teacher
Q: What is a duck's favorite TV show? A: The feather forecast!
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, bird, duck
How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight? Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
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has 48.65 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
How far can a rabbit run into the woods? Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.
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has 48.65 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: animal
White owl: who who. Black owl: who dat who dat.
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has 48.41 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: animal, racist
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