The best animal jokes

What happens when you kiss a canary? You get chirpes, it can't be tweeted because its a canarial disease.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, bird, health, parrot
The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
What famous painting do cows love to look at? The Moona Lisa.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, celebrity, love
Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
What did the customer say to the pet shop assistant after buying a bunny? Rabbit up nicely, it's a gift.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, customer service
The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
What does an octopus take on a camping trip? Tentacles.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal
How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight? Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
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has 48.65 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
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has 48.37 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, cowboy, time
When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, Chuck Norris
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