The best animal jokes

One goldfish to his tankmate: "If there's no God, who changes the water?"
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How do you make a small fortune out of horses? Start off with a large fortune!
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What is the slowest racehorse in the world? A clotheshorse.
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The mouse and the elephant pas together over a bridge, very proud the mouse says: Do you hear how the bridge vibrates under OUR footsteps?
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Q: Why does a dog stay in a shadow. A: Because it doesn't want to be a Hotdog.
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Chuck Norris can mess with the bull without getting the horns.
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What's a moo hoo for a bunch of weirdo cattle? A nerd herd.
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What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit? The first herd shot round the world.
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Teacher: "Name five things that contain milk." Pupil: "Butter, cheese, ice cream … and two cows."
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What is the golden rule for cows? Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you.
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