The best animal jokes

Q: What is the pink stuff between elephant’s toes? A: Slow clowns.
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: animal
I just watched a squirrel bury a nut in my front yard. I'm going to dig it up and replace it with a Cadbury egg. That'll blow his little mind.
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q. What do frogs do with paper? A. Rip-it!
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has 48.02 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: What is it called when a soldier slips into a fox hole? A: Bestiality
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has 47.97 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: animal, military
If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef then it's beef.
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has 47.94 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris doesn't just bring home the bacon, he brings home the whole pig.
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
What did the cow wear to the football game? A Jersey.
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, football, game
Chuck Norris eats black holes for breakfast. They taste like chicken.
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
You momma so stupid I see her walking the pigs down the street I'd asked "What she doing?" And she said "Going piggy back riding"!
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, stupid, Yo mama
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