What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
More than anything, Bob wanted to be a cowpoke. Taking pity on him, a rancher decided to hire the lad and give him a chance. "This," he said, showing him a rope, "is a lariat. We use it to catch cows." "I see," said Bob, trying to seem knowledgeable as he examined the lariat. "And what do you use for bait?"
Q: Why do women have 2% more brains then a cow? A: So, when you pull their tits they won't shit on the floor.
The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
What famous painting do cows love to look at? The Moona Lisa.
Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.
What did the customer say to the pet shop assistant after buying a bunny? Rabbit up nicely, it's a gift.
The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.
What does an octopus take on a camping trip? Tentacles.
How should you treat a baby goat? Like a kid.