One goldfish to his tankmate: "If there's no God, who changes the water?"
How do you make a small fortune out of horses? Start off with a large fortune!
What is the slowest racehorse in the world? A clotheshorse.
The mouse and the elephant pas together over a bridge, very proud the mouse says: Do you hear how the bridge vibrates under OUR footsteps?
Q: Why does a dog stay in a shadow. A: Because it doesn't want to be a Hotdog.
Chuck Norris can mess with the bull without getting the horns.
What's a moo hoo for a bunch of weirdo cattle? A nerd herd.
What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit? The first herd shot round the world.
Teacher: "Name five things that contain milk." Pupil: "Butter, cheese, ice cream … and two cows."
What is the golden rule for cows? Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you.