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Why is a reindeer like a gossip? Because they are both tail bearers.
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What's the difference between a reindeer and a snowball? They re both brown, except the snowball.
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What is the most famous shark? William Sharkspeare.
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Why was the horse all charged up? It ate some haywire!
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What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air? A seahorse.
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What's three meters high and jumps every ten seconds? A dinosaur with the hiccups.
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Law of Cat Composition A cat is composed of Matter + Anti-Matter + It Doesn't Matter.
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What do you call a cow on a trampoline? A milkshake.
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Waiter: "I’ve stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog’s leg." Customer: "Don’t tell me your problems. Give the menu card."
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How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry it.
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