Yo' Mama is so fat, after sex, she smokes a turkey.
Q: Whats worse then finding half a worm in your apple? A: The Holocaust.
How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly? Just a phew.
One goldfish to his tankmate: "If there's no God, who changes the water?"
How do you make a small fortune out of horses? Start off with a large fortune!
What is the slowest racehorse in the world? A clotheshorse.
Q: What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy? A: Hoppalong Cassidy.
The mouse and the elephant pas together over a bridge, very proud the mouse says: Do you hear how the bridge vibrates under OUR footsteps?
Q: Why does a dog stay in a shadow. A: Because it doesn't want to be a Hotdog.
Chuck Norris can mess with the bull without getting the horns.