Q: Whats worse then finding half a worm in your apple? A: The Holocaust.
Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer? He wanted her to hit the hay!
Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle? It wants to keep it's Stockholm!
Where did the mooron take the baby cow to eat? To the calf-ateria.
What do cows call Frank Sinatra? Old Moo Eyes.
What do you call an easy-going rabbit? Hoppy-go-lucky.
What must a policeman have before searching a rabbits home? A search warren.
What's a rabbits favorite TV show? Hoppy Days.
How do you hire a teddy bear? Put him on stilts.
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke? This one will sleigh you.