The best animal jokes

Yo' Mama is so fat, after sex, she smokes a turkey.
Vote:
has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, sex, Yo mama
Q: Whats worse then finding half a worm in your apple? A: The Holocaust.
Vote:
has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, food
How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly? Just a phew.
Vote:
has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, fart
One goldfish to his tankmate: "If there's no God, who changes the water?"
Vote:
has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, god
How do you make a small fortune out of horses? Start off with a large fortune!
Vote:
has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal
What is the slowest racehorse in the world? A clotheshorse.
Vote:
has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy? A: Hoppalong Cassidy.
Vote:
has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, cowboy, life
The mouse and the elephant pas together over a bridge, very proud the mouse says: Do you hear how the bridge vibrates under OUR footsteps?
Vote:
has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, elephant
Q: Why does a dog stay in a shadow. A: Because it doesn't want to be a Hotdog.
Vote:
has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal
Chuck Norris can mess with the bull without getting the horns.
Vote:
has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
<<<106107108109
More jokes →
Page 106 of 151.