The best animal jokes

Law of Cat Composition A cat is composed of Matter + Anti-Matter + It Doesn't Matter.
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: animal
‘Cats have nine lives. Which makes them ideal for experimentation.’
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Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.
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has 47.79 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
A New Zealander walking along the road with a sheep under each arm. He meets another New Zealander who says "you sheerin' mate?" and the first guy replies "naw, they're all mine"
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has 47.79 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty
Q: What is it called when a soldier slips into a fox hole? A: Bestiality
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has 47.79 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: animal, military
Q: How does a redneck tell the difference between a bull and a cow in the dark? A: He sticks his nose in the animal's ass. If there's a place for his tongue, it's a cow.
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has 47.66 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, redneck
Q. Why don't lions eat clowns? A. Because they taste funny.
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal
Chuck Norris doesn't just bring home the bacon, he brings home the whole pig.
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You momma so stupid I see her walking the pigs down the street I'd asked "What she doing?" And she said "Going piggy back riding"!
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, stupid, Yo mama
Q: What is a duck's favorite TV show? A: The feather forecast!
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, bird, duck
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