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Q. Why are fish so smart? Q. Why are fish so smart A. Because they swim in schools!
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal
Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet. That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
A deer hunter who was an atheist was out in the woods when suddenly a 1,000-pound deer stepped out. "Good God!" exclaimed the hunter. Suddenly, a voice from Heaven said, "I thought you don't believe in me." The hunter replied, "Up until now I didn't believe in 1,000-pound deer either."
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has 47.24 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: animal, god, hunting, religious
A Football team was on the field during practice, when to their surprise, a big turkey suddenly walked up to the coach and demanded a tryout. "Are you crazy," hollered the coach, "we don’t give tryouts to turkeys." Before he knew it the turkey started dashing towards the football and made a fantastic catch. "That was amazing," exclaimed the coach. "I have never seen anything like that! How much do you want for a year?" "Don’t worry about money," said the turkey, "let me just ask you something, does the season go past thanksgiving?"
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has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, football, Thanksgiving
Chuck Norris is the reason why This Little Piggy cried wee wee wee all the way home.
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has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia. That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
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has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, geography
When Chuck Norris walks into a room, the mice jump on chairs.
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has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris bit a spider once then it became Spiderman!
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has 47.06 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris tangled with Wolverine. He beat to him to a bloody pulp, then dared him to heal himself. Wolverine will not be in the next X-Men movie.
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has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
A rattle snake bit Chuck Norris in the leg and the snake died instantly!
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has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
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