The best animal jokes

‘Cats have nine lives. Which makes them ideal for experimentation.’
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: What's worse than ants in your pants? A: Uncle.
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has 47.98 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, family, sex
Q: What is it called when a soldier slips into a fox hole? A: Bestiality
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has 47.97 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: animal, military
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.
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has 47.79 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
A New Zealander walking along the road with a sheep under each arm. He meets another New Zealander who says "you sheerin' mate?" and the first guy replies "naw, they're all mine"
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has 47.79 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty
Q: Why can't you take a turkey to church? A: Because they use such FOWL language.
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has 47.72 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: animal, church, communication
Chuck Norris doesn't just bring home the bacon, he brings home the whole pig.
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
You momma so stupid I see her walking the pigs down the street I'd asked "What she doing?" And she said "Going piggy back riding"!
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, stupid, Yo mama
Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
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has 47.49 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, disgusting, morbid, music
Question: What’s worse than a male chauvinistic pig? Answer: A woman that doesn’t do what she’s told.
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has 47.46 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: animal, women
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