What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks.
What do you call the everyday routines of rabbits? Rabbits habits.
What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane? A dandy lion.
How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly? Just a phew.
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur? A stinkasaurus.
How can you tell when a skunk is angry? It raises a stink.
How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk? A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant.
When should you feel sorry for a skunk? When its spray pump is out of order!.
Did you hear about the skunk who sat on a fan? He got cut off without a scent.
Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming? He was a card shark.