The best animal jokes

Q: Whats worse then finding half a worm in your apple? A: The Holocaust.
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Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer? He wanted her to hit the hay!
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Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle? It wants to keep it's Stockholm!
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Where did the mooron take the baby cow to eat? To the calf-ateria.
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What do cows call Frank Sinatra? Old Moo Eyes.
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What do you call an easy-going rabbit? Hoppy-go-lucky.
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What must a policeman have before searching a rabbits home? A search warren.
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What's a rabbits favorite TV show? Hoppy Days.
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How do you hire a teddy bear? Put him on stilts.
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What do reindeer say before telling you a joke? This one will sleigh you.
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