‘Cats have nine lives. Which makes them ideal for experimentation.’
Q: What's worse than ants in your pants? A: Uncle.
Q: What is it called when a soldier slips into a fox hole? A: Bestiality
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.
A New Zealander walking along the road with a sheep under each arm. He meets another New Zealander who says "you sheerin' mate?" and the first guy replies "naw, they're all mine"
Q: Why can't you take a turkey to church? A: Because they use such FOWL language.
Chuck Norris doesn't just bring home the bacon, he brings home the whole pig.
You momma so stupid I see her walking the pigs down the street I'd asked "What she doing?" And she said "Going piggy back riding"!
Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
Question: What’s worse than a male chauvinistic pig? Answer: A woman that doesn’t do what she’s told.