The best animal jokes

What happens when sharks take their clothes off? They go sharkers.
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Why did the whale like the diver? Because he had flippers.
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What kind of whale flies? Pilot whales.
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Did you hear about Mike Tyson's horse? It got angry and bit at the champ!
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You said it was a great horse and it is. It took twenty other horses to beat him!
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Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses? He was a rough rider!
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I saw some ducks practicing their teenage girl faces at the pond today.
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Q: How many sheep do you need to make a sweater? A: I don’t know. I didn’t think sheep could knit!
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"Does your dog bite?" "No." (Tries to touch dog. Dog bites him) "Argh! I thought you said your dog doesn't bite!" "That is not my dog."
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One day a man and a giraffe go to a pub they have a couple of drinks then on their way out the giraffe falls over and blocks the door the bar. Man says "you can leave that lion here." The man said "it's not a lion its a giraffe you idiot."
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has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, animal, bar, men, stupid
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