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How does a cow do math? With a cowculator.
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One day a man and a giraffe go to a pub they have a couple of drinks then on their way out the giraffe falls over and blocks the door the bar. Man says "you can leave that lion here." The man said "it's not a lion its a giraffe you idiot."
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Why don't sharks eat niggers? They think it's whale shit.
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"Does your dog bite?" "No." (Tries to touch dog. Dog bites him) "Argh! I thought you said your dog doesn't bite!" "That is not my dog."
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Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said "Oh, look at the deer tracks." The other blonde looks and says "Those aren't deer tracks, those are wolf tracks." "No. Those are deer tracks." They keep arguing, and arguing, about half hour later they were both killed by a train.
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Q: What does a cow make when the sun comes out? A: A shadow.
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What do you get if you cross a cow, a french fry, and a sofa? A cowch potato.
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What do cows call Frank Sinatra? Old Moo Eyes.
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What has four legs and goes, "Oom! Oom!"? A cow walking backwards.
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What must a policeman have before searching a rabbits home? A search warren.
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