Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey. He chews bees...
Q: What does a cow make when the sun comes out? A: A shadow.
What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties? "Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo."
That bull you sold me is a lazy good-for-nothing. I told you he was a bum steer.
Did you hear the joke about the skunk? Never mind, it stinks.
How do you lead a horse to water? With lots of carrots.
Why was the horse all charged up? It ate some haywire!
Two bats are hanging upside down on a branch. One asks the other, "Do you recall your worst day last year?" The other responds, "Yes, the day I had diarrhea!"
Why are there no zebras in Czech zoos? Czechs and stripes don’t mix.
Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.