The best animal jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey. He chews bees...
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Q: What does a cow make when the sun comes out? A: A shadow.
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What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties? "Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo."
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That bull you sold me is a lazy good-for-nothing. I told you he was a bum steer.
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Did you hear the joke about the skunk? Never mind, it stinks.
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How do you lead a horse to water? With lots of carrots.
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Why was the horse all charged up? It ate some haywire!
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Two bats are hanging upside down on a branch. One asks the other, "Do you recall your worst day last year?" The other responds, "Yes, the day I had diarrhea!"
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Why are there no zebras in Czech zoos? Czechs and stripes don’t mix.
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Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.
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