Did you hear about Mike Tyson's horse? It got angry and bit at the champ!
You said it was a great horse and it is. It took twenty other horses to beat him!
Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses? He was a rough rider!
I saw some ducks practicing their teenage girl faces at the pond today.
Q: How many sheep do you need to make a sweater? A: I don’t know. I didn’t think sheep could knit!
"Does your dog bite?" "No." (Tries to touch dog. Dog bites him) "Argh! I thought you said your dog doesn't bite!" "That is not my dog."
Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said "Oh, look at the deer tracks." The other blonde looks and says "Those aren't deer tracks, those are wolf tracks." "No. Those are deer tracks." They keep arguing, and arguing, about half hour later they were both killed by a train.
Q: What does a cow make when the sun comes out? A: A shadow.
What do you get if you cross a cow, a french fry, and a sofa? A cowch potato.
What do cows call Frank Sinatra? Old Moo Eyes.