Q: How many sheep do you need to make a sweater? A: I don’t know. I didn’t think sheep could knit!
How does a cow do math? With a cowculator.
"Does your dog bite?" "No." (Tries to touch dog. Dog bites him) "Argh! I thought you said your dog doesn't bite!" "That is not my dog."
How far can a rabbit run into the woods? Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.
Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said "Oh, look at the deer tracks." The other blonde looks and says "Those aren't deer tracks, those are wolf tracks." "No. Those are deer tracks." They keep arguing, and arguing, about half hour later they were both killed by a train.
Some scientists decided to do the following experiments on a dog. For the first experiment, they cut one of the dog's legs off, then they told the dog to walk. The dog got up and walked, so they they learned that a dog could walk with just three legs. For the second experiment, they cut off a second leg from the dog, then they told the dog once more to walk. The dog was still able to walk with only two legs. For the third experiment, they cut off yet another leg from the dog and once more they told the dog to walk. However, the dog wasn't able to walk with only one leg. As a result of these three experiments, the scientists wrote in their final report that the dog had lost it's hearing after having three legs cut off.
Q: What does a cow make when the sun comes out? A: A shadow.
What do cows call Frank Sinatra? Old Moo Eyes.
What must a policeman have before searching a rabbits home? A search warren.
What's a rabbits favorite TV show? Hoppy Days.