What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?
Sir Loin.
What do you call a mobile homes for rabbits?
Wheelburrows.
What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?
A hare dare.
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
The tiger lily.
How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk?
A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant.
Did you hear about the argumentative skunk?
He always liked to make a stink.
Why did the dolphin feel crabby?
Because he ate too many crabs.
What happens when sharks take their clothes off?
They go sharkers.
You said it was a great horse and it is.
It took twenty other horses to beat him!
Q: How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?
A: I don’t know.
I didn’t think sheep could knit!