What do you call a mobile homes for rabbits? Wheelburrows.
What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon? A hare dare.
What is the fiercest flower in the garden? The tiger lily.
How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk? A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant.
Did you hear about the argumentative skunk? He always liked to make a stink.
Why did the dolphin feel crabby? Because he ate too many crabs.
What happens when sharks take their clothes off? They go sharkers.
What kind of whale flies? Pilot whales.
You said it was a great horse and it is. It took twenty other horses to beat him!
A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, finally the bear says, "excuse me ,do you have problems with crap sticking to your furr when you go?" The rabbit replies, "WHY NO".....so then the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.