What US state has the most cows? Moosouri.
What do you call a mobile homes for rabbits? Wheelburrows.
What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon? A hare dare.
What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider? A harenet.
What is the fiercest flower in the garden? The tiger lily.
How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk? A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant.
Did you hear about the argumentative skunk? He always liked to make a stink.
What happens when sharks take their clothes off? They go sharkers.
Why did the whale like the diver? Because he had flippers.
What kind of whale flies? Pilot whales.