What US state has the most cows?
Moosouri.
What do you call a mobile homes for rabbits?
Wheelburrows.
What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?
A hare dare.
What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?
A harenet.
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
The tiger lily.
How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk?
A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant.
Did you hear about the argumentative skunk?
He always liked to make a stink.
What happens when sharks take their clothes off?
They go sharkers.
Why did the whale like the diver?
Because he had flippers.
What kind of whale flies?
Pilot whales.