Where do Danish cows come from? Cowpenhagenf.
What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight? Sir Loin.
What do you call a mobile homes for rabbits? Wheelburrows.
What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon? A hare dare.
What is the fiercest flower in the garden? The tiger lily.
How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk? A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant.
Did you hear about the argumentative skunk? He always liked to make a stink.
Why did the dolphin feel crabby? Because he ate too many crabs.
What happens when sharks take their clothes off? They go sharkers.
You said it was a great horse and it is. It took twenty other horses to beat him!