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How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk? A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant.
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Did you hear about the argumentative skunk? He always liked to make a stink.
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What happens when sharks take their clothes off? They go sharkers.
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What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts? Shark absorbers.
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Why did the whale like the diver? Because he had flippers.
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What kind of whale flies? Pilot whales.
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Did you hear about Mike Tyson's horse? It got angry and bit at the champ!
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You said it was a great horse and it is. It took twenty other horses to beat him!
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Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses? He was a rough rider!
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Q) What do you call a dog with no legs? A) It doesn't matter, he won't come!
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