How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk? A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant.
Did you hear about the argumentative skunk? He always liked to make a stink.
What happens when sharks take their clothes off? They go sharkers.
What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts? Shark absorbers.
Why did the whale like the diver? Because he had flippers.
What kind of whale flies? Pilot whales.
Did you hear about Mike Tyson's horse? It got angry and bit at the champ!
You said it was a great horse and it is. It took twenty other horses to beat him!
Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses? He was a rough rider!
Q) What do you call a dog with no legs? A) It doesn't matter, he won't come!