How do you start a teddy bear race? Ready, teddy, go.
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke? This one will sleigh you.
Why is a reindeer like a gossip? Because they are both tail bearers.
What is the most famous shark? William Sharkspeare.
What do you give a deer with an upset stomach? Elkaseltzer.
Why was the horse all charged up? It ate some haywire!
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air? A seahorse.
Why don't sharks eat niggers? They think it's whale shit.
Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle? It wants to keep it's Stockholm!
When is a lion not a lion? When he turns into his cage.