Why did the zombie baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.
What do cows call Frank Sinatra? Old Moo Eyes.
What has four legs and goes, "Oom! Oom!"? A cow walking backwards.
What's a rabbits favorite TV show? Hoppy Days.
How do you hire a teddy bear? Put him on stilts.
If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped. What's a tiger? A stri-ped.
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke? This one will sleigh you.
Why is a reindeer like a gossip? Because they are both tail bearers.
What is the most famous shark? William Sharkspeare.
Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'" Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?" Mother: "Because we need the eggs."