The best animal jokes

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
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has 43.61 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, parrot
"Mommy, all the kids at school say I'm a werewolf! Is that true?" "No, of course not. Now shut up and comb your face."
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has 43.61 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, school
Q: How many sheep do you need to make a sweater? A: I don’t know. I didn’t think sheep could knit!
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has 43.61 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: Who was the most famous pirate octopus? A: Captain Squid.
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has 43.52 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: animal, pirate
You momma so stupid I see her walking the pigs down the street I'd asked "What she doing?" And she said "Going piggy back riding"!
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has 43.52 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, stupid, Yo mama
Q: What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer's day? A: I'm bakin'.
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has 43.46 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: animal
What's the difference between an old cat and a baby kitten? An old cat scratches and bites but a little pussy never hurt anybody!
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has 43.43 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: age, animal, cat, kitty
I saw some ducks practicing their teenage girl faces at the pond today.
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has 43.40 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: animal, duck, teen
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a tadpole and turned it into a frog, then he kicked it again and it died.
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has 43.40 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
A man started to town with a fox, a goose, and a sack of corn. He came to a stream which he had to cross in a tiny boat. He could only take one across at a time. He could not leave the fox alone with the goose or the goose alone with the corn. How did he get them all safely over the stream? He took the goose over first and came back. Then he took the fox across and brought the goose back. Next he took the corn over. He came back alone and took the goose.
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has 43.39 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: animal, math
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