The best animal jokes

I just watched a squirrel bury a nut in my front yard. I'm going to dig it up and replace it with a Cadbury egg. That'll blow his little mind.
Vote:
has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal
Why didn't the teddy bear eat his lunch? (Because he was stuffed!)
Vote:
has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal
A man went to work for a zoo veterinarian. "Look in the lion's mouth," the vet told him. "How do I do that?" he asked. "Carefully," replied the vet.
Vote:
has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal
Why did the spider buy a car? So he could take it out for a spin!
Vote:
has 42.86 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: animal, car
How do you call a Triceratops with horns on his butt? Tricera-bottoms.
Vote:
has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal
There where two snakes talking. The 1st one said 'Sidney, are we the type of snakes who wrap ourselves around our prey and squeeze and crush until they're dead? Or are we the type of snake who ambush our prey and bite them and they are poisioned?'. Then the second Snake says "Why do you ask?" The 1st one replies: "I just bit my lip!"
Vote:
has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: What is red and black? A: A sunburnt zebra.
Vote:
has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her face looks like a horse's ass flapping in the breeze.
Vote:
has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Chuck Norris doesn't play dead for bears, bears play dead for Chuck Norris.
Vote:
has 42.26 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
What do you call a dinosaur that destroys everything in its path? Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.
Vote:
has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal
<<<118119120121
More jokes →
Page 118 of 153.