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What has four legs and goes, "Oom! Oom!"? A cow walking backwards.
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What must a policeman have before searching a rabbits home? A search warren.
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What's a rabbits favorite TV show? Hoppy Days.
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How do you hire a teddy bear? Put him on stilts.
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What do reindeer say before telling you a joke? This one will sleigh you.
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Why is a reindeer like a gossip? Because they are both tail bearers.
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What is the most famous shark? William Sharkspeare.
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Why don't sharks eat niggers? They think it's whale shit.
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has 44.66 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people
Q: How does a redneck tell the difference between a bull and a cow in the dark? A: He sticks his nose in the animal's ass. If there's a place for his tongue, it's a cow.
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has 44.56 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, redneck
When is a lion not a lion? When he turns into his cage.
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