The best animal jokes

One day a man and a giraffe go to a pub they have a couple of drinks then on their way out the giraffe falls over and blocks the door the bar. Man says "you can leave that lion here." The man said "it's not a lion its a giraffe you idiot."
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Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said "Oh, look at the deer tracks." The other blonde looks and says "Those aren't deer tracks, those are wolf tracks." "No. Those are deer tracks." They keep arguing, and arguing, about half hour later they were both killed by a train.
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Why did the zombie baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.
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What do cows call Frank Sinatra? Old Moo Eyes.
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What has four legs and goes, "Oom! Oom!"? A cow walking backwards.
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What's a rabbits favorite TV show? Hoppy Days.
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How do you hire a teddy bear? Put him on stilts.
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If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped. What's a tiger? A stri-ped.
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What do reindeer say before telling you a joke? This one will sleigh you.
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Why is a reindeer like a gossip? Because they are both tail bearers.
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