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Why did the zombie baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.
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What do cows call Frank Sinatra? Old Moo Eyes.
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What has four legs and goes, "Oom! Oom!"? A cow walking backwards.
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What's a rabbits favorite TV show? Hoppy Days.
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How do you hire a teddy bear? Put him on stilts.
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If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped. What's a tiger? A stri-ped.
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What do reindeer say before telling you a joke? This one will sleigh you.
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Why is a reindeer like a gossip? Because they are both tail bearers.
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What is the most famous shark? William Sharkspeare.
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Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'" Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?" Mother: "Because we need the eggs."
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