The best animal jokes

How do you start a teddy bear race? Ready, teddy, go.
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What do reindeer say before telling you a joke? This one will sleigh you.
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Why is a reindeer like a gossip? Because they are both tail bearers.
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What is the most famous shark? William Sharkspeare.
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What do you give a deer with an upset stomach? Elkaseltzer.
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Why was the horse all charged up? It ate some haywire!
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What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air? A seahorse.
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Why don't sharks eat niggers? They think it's whale shit.
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Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle? It wants to keep it's Stockholm!
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When is a lion not a lion? When he turns into his cage.
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