What has four legs and goes, "Oom! Oom!"? A cow walking backwards.
What must a policeman have before searching a rabbits home? A search warren.
What's a rabbits favorite TV show? Hoppy Days.
How do you hire a teddy bear? Put him on stilts.
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke? This one will sleigh you.
Why is a reindeer like a gossip? Because they are both tail bearers.
What is the most famous shark? William Sharkspeare.
Why don't sharks eat niggers? They think it's whale shit.
Q: How does a redneck tell the difference between a bull and a cow in the dark? A: He sticks his nose in the animal's ass. If there's a place for his tongue, it's a cow.
When is a lion not a lion? When he turns into his cage.