How do you hire a teddy bear? Put him on stilts.
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke? This one will sleigh you.
Why is a reindeer like a gossip? Because they are both tail bearers.
What is the most famous shark? William Sharkspeare.
What do you give a deer with an upset stomach? Elkaseltzer.
Why was the horse all charged up? It ate some haywire!
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air? A seahorse.
Q: How does a redneck tell the difference between a bull and a cow in the dark? A: He sticks his nose in the animal's ass. If there's a place for his tongue, it's a cow.
What did the cow wear to the football game? A Jersey.
When is a lion not a lion? When he turns into his cage.