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How do you hire a teddy bear? Put him on stilts.
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What do reindeer say before telling you a joke? This one will sleigh you.
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Why is a reindeer like a gossip? Because they are both tail bearers.
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What is the most famous shark? William Sharkspeare.
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What do you give a deer with an upset stomach? Elkaseltzer.
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Why was the horse all charged up? It ate some haywire!
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What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air? A seahorse.
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Q: How does a redneck tell the difference between a bull and a cow in the dark? A: He sticks his nose in the animal's ass. If there's a place for his tongue, it's a cow.
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What did the cow wear to the football game? A Jersey.
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When is a lion not a lion? When he turns into his cage.
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