The best animal jokes

What's a moo hoo for a darling bull? A dear steer.
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What do you call a cow who argues with her husband? A bullfighter.
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What did the mooron say when he saw the milk cartons in the grass? "Hey! Look at the cow's nest!"
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What's a rabbits favorite song? "Hoppy Birthday to You."
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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cartoon penguin? Pingu-Pong.
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A New Zealander walking along the road with a sheep under each arm. He meets another New Zealander who says "you sheerin' mate?" and the first guy replies "naw, they're all mine"
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What did the cow wear to the football game? A Jersey.
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What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk? A milk dud.
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How are tigers like sergeants in the army? They both wear stripes.
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Would a Police-Dog arrest itself for fouling the street? Police Dog Joke Submitted by Kabogga.
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