Yo' Mama is so ugly, her face looks like a horse's ass flapping in the breeze.
Q: Why don't black kids play in sand boxs?
A: Because they are affraid the cats will try to cover them up.
Chuck Norris doesn't play dead for bears, bears play dead for Chuck Norris.
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What do you call a dinosaur that destroys everything in its path?
Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.
Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100?
Because when she gets to 69 she has a frog in her throat.
A lion once put his head inside the mouth of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can mess with the bull without getting the horns.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster with a jar of peanut butter?
A: A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth.
How much do I owe Yo' Mama?
My dog came home happy last night.
What do cows usually fly around in?
Helicowpters and Bulloons.