The best animal jokes

Yo' Mama is so ugly, her face looks like a horse's ass flapping in the breeze.
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
If toast always lands butter-side down and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast to the back of a cat and drop it?
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has 42.26 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: animal
Chuck Norris doesn't play dead for bears, bears play dead for Chuck Norris.
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has 42.26 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
A lion once put his head inside the mouth of Chuck Norris.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can mess with the bull without getting the horns.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
How much do I owe Yo' Mama? My dog came home happy last night.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog, Yo mama
What do cows usually fly around in? Helicowpters and Bulloons.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, travel
What's a moo hoo for a darling bull? A dear steer.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal
When a bull wants to listen to a cassette, what does he put on his head? Steer phones.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight? Sir Loin.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal
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