Bob checked into his hotel room and immediately noticed a dead cockroach on the floor.
He called the front desk, asked for the manager and raised a fuss.
"Sir, please calm down," the manager replied.
"It's dead. It can't bother you now."
"The dead one doesn't bother me." Bob said.
"It's his pallbearers."
A baby hedgehog lost itself, in the garden.
Sad, he strolls from here to there, whereupon he bumps in a cactus and full of hope he says:
Mama, is that you?
Q: What's invisible and smells like carrots?
A: Bunny farts!
If toast always lands butter-side down and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast to the back of a cat and drop it?
Chuck Norris doesn't play dead for bears, bears play dead for Chuck Norris.
Vote:
A lion once put his head inside the mouth of Chuck Norris.
Vote:
Chuck Norris can mess with the bull without getting the horns.
Vote:
How much do I owe Yo' Mama?
My dog came home happy last night.
What do cows usually fly around in?
Helicowpters and Bulloons.
What's a moo hoo for a darling bull?
A dear steer.