What's a moo hoo for a darling bull? A dear steer.
What do you call a cow who argues with her husband? A bullfighter.
What did the mooron say when he saw the milk cartons in the grass? "Hey! Look at the cow's nest!"
What's a rabbits favorite song? "Hoppy Birthday to You."
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cartoon penguin? Pingu-Pong.
A New Zealander walking along the road with a sheep under each arm. He meets another New Zealander who says "you sheerin' mate?" and the first guy replies "naw, they're all mine"
What did the cow wear to the football game? A Jersey.
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk? A milk dud.
How are tigers like sergeants in the army? They both wear stripes.
Would a Police-Dog arrest itself for fouling the street? Police Dog Joke Submitted by Kabogga.