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Yo' Mama is so ugly, her face looks like a horse's ass flapping in the breeze.
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Q: Why don't black kids play in sand boxs? A: Because they are affraid the cats will try to cover them up.
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has 42.54 % from 179 votes. More jokes about: animal, racist
Chuck Norris doesn't play dead for bears, bears play dead for Chuck Norris.
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has 42.26 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
What do you call a dinosaur that destroys everything in its path? Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal
Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100? Because when she gets to 69 she has a frog in her throat.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal
A lion once put his head inside the mouth of Chuck Norris.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can mess with the bull without getting the horns.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster with a jar of peanut butter? A: A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
How much do I owe Yo' Mama? My dog came home happy last night.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog, Yo mama
What do cows usually fly around in? Helicowpters and Bulloons.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, travel
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