The best animal jokes

Chuck Norris can make a turtle go faster.
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, travel
Q: How many sheep do you need to make a sweater? A: I don’t know. I didn’t think sheep could knit!
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has 43.61 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal
A baby polar bear goes up to his dad and asks, "Dad, am I pure polar bear?" The dad replies, "Sure you are son. Im all polar bear, my parents are all polar bear, your mom is all polar bear, and her parents are all polar bear." Still unsure the baby polar bear goes to his mom and asks, "Mom, am I pure polar bear?" She answers, "Of course you are honey. Im all polar bear, your father is all polar bear, my parents are all polar bear, and his parents are all polar bear." Still not convinced the baby polar bear goes to his grandparents and asks, "Grandmom...Grandpop...am I all polar bear?" His grandmother answers, "Of course you are sweetie. Were all polar bear, your mother is all polar bear, your father is all polar bear, and his parents are all polar bear. Why do you ask sweetie?" The baby polar bears replies, "Because I m feeling **** cold and freezing!"
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has 43.55 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby
What kind of car does a rabbit drive? A furrari.
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has 43.43 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: animal, car
Hercules strangled two snakes in his crib when he was a baby. Chuck Norris strangled a grizzly bear moments after birth with his own umbilical cord.
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has 43.40 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, Chuck Norris
Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An Investigator
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has 43.40 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: animal
You can lead a horse to water, but Chuck Norris can make it drink.
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has 43.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
You know Chuck Norris' pet lizard, right? Last I heard, he was in the movie "Godzilla". Oh, and his pet turtle starred in "Gamera" as well.
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has 43.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Why do milking stools only have three legs? 'Cause the cow's got the udder!
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal
Teacher: Give me an example of animal. Jimmy: Frog Teacher: Give me another. Jimmy: Another Frog.
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal
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