The best animal jokes

What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long? A runny bunny.
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has 43.46 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: animal, chocolate, disgusting, easter, food
Hercules strangled two snakes in his crib when he was a baby. Chuck Norris strangled a grizzly bear moments after birth with his own umbilical cord.
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has 43.40 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a tadpole and turned it into a frog, then he kicked it again and it died.
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has 43.40 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
Piranhas in the aquarium: sink your finger, lose your finger-game!
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has 43.40 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, fish, game
You can lead a horse to water, but Chuck Norris can make it drink.
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has 43.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
You know Chuck Norris' pet lizard, right? Last I heard, he was in the movie "Godzilla". Oh, and his pet turtle starred in "Gamera" as well.
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has 43.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Why do milking stools only have three legs? 'Cause the cow's got the udder!
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal
Bob checked into his hotel room and immediately noticed a dead cockroach on the floor. He called the front desk, asked for the manager and raised a fuss. "Sir, please calm down," the manager replied. "It's dead. It can't bother you now." "The dead one doesn't bother me." Bob said. "It's his pallbearers."
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal, death
Teacher: Give me an example of animal. Jimmy: Frog Teacher: Give me another. Jimmy: Another Frog.
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal
A baby hedgehog lost itself, in the garden. Sad, he strolls from here to there, whereupon he bumps in a cactus and full of hope he says: Mama, is that you?
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal
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