Why did the gag-writer turn green? Cause the gag-writer was sick of writing frog jokes!
On the street strolls a chick dressed with fur from head to toes. Near hear another chick stops and says to hear: Do you imagine how many animals they had to kill for this coat? But do you know with how many animals I had to sleep with for it?
How can you tell that elephants have been doing it in your garage? All your Hefty Bags are missing.
Q. How do rednecks have safe sex? A. They mark the sheep that kick!
A kangaroo mom with seven babies in her pouch told another kangaroo mom, "These sleepovers are killing me."
Q: What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer's day? A: I'm bakin'.
I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah; I thought, ''He's trying to pull a fast one''.
Why didn't the teddy bear eat his lunch? (Because he was stuffed!)
What is a zebra? 26 sizes larger than an ‘A’ bra.
A dog goes to a telegraph office and dictates a message. ‘Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof.’ The operator reads it back then says, ‘Y’ know, we charge per ten words. You could have an extra ‘woof’ for free.’ ‘No thanks,’ says the dog.