Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100? Because when she gets to 69 she has a frog in her throat.
Q: What is a zebra? A: A horse behind bars.
Why does the chicken is sad? Because his dad is a cock. Why does the chicken is even more sad? Because he faces the same future.
Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
Q: What do women and cats have in common? A: Pussy farts.
The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
How do you call a Triceratops with horns on his butt? Tricera-bottoms.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a lickalotapus.
Q: Why are tigers religious? A: Because they prey frequently, and prey as a family!
I went to the movie theater the other day and in the front row was an old man and with him was his dachshund. It was a sad, funny kind of film. In the sad part, the dachshund cried his eyes out, and in the funny part, the dachshund laughed its head off. This happened all the way through the film. After the film had ended, I decided to go and speak to the man. "That's the most amazing thing I've seen," I said. "That dachshund really seemed to enjoy the film." The man turned to me and said, "Yeah, it is. He hated the book."