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Why did the gag-writer turn green? Cause the gag-writer was sick of writing frog jokes!
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On the street strolls a chick dressed with fur from head to toes. Near hear another chick stops and says to hear: Do you imagine how many animals they had to kill for this coat? But do you know with how many animals I had to sleep with for it?
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How can you tell that elephants have been doing it in your garage? All your Hefty Bags are missing.
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Q. How do rednecks have safe sex? A. They mark the sheep that kick!
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A kangaroo mom with seven babies in her pouch told another kangaroo mom, "These sleepovers are killing me."
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Q: What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer's day? A: I'm bakin'.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah; I thought, ''He's trying to pull a fast one''.
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Why didn't the teddy bear eat his lunch? (Because he was stuffed!)
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What is a zebra? 26 sizes larger than an ‘A’ bra.
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A dog goes to a telegraph office and dictates a message. ‘Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof.’ The operator reads it back then says, ‘Y’ know, we charge per ten words. You could have an extra ‘woof’ for free.’ ‘No thanks,’ says the dog.
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