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What do you call a bear with no teeth, a gummy bear!
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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and sheep? A wooly jumper.
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Q: What's the difference between a dog and a fox? A: About eight beers.
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What happens when you mix a frog with a bathtub scrubby-mit? A rubbit!
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What's green green green green green? A frog rolling down a hill.
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Why did the frog walk across the road? He didn't... he jumped.
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Why did the gag-writer turn green? Cause the gag-writer was sick of writing frog jokes!
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How can you tell that elephants have been doing it in your garage? All your Hefty Bags are missing.
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A kangaroo mom with seven babies in her pouch told another kangaroo mom, "These sleepovers are killing me."
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Q: What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer's day? A: I'm bakin'.
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