George was taking care of a parrot for his aunt.
This parrot was a very nasty parrot.
It cussed and screamed and made fun of George, so he took the parrot and put it in the freezer.
The parrot kept screaming and insulting George until finally it stopped.
George thought to himself, “On no! I froze my aunt’s bird to death.”
He opened the door and saw the bird alive!
The bird said, “I’m sorry for my behaviour and will never act up again.
George said, “Why the change?”
The bird answered, “Because I saw what you did to the other bird."
Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks.
The first blonde said, “Those are deer tracks.”
The second blonde said, “No those are elk tracks.”
The third blonde said, “You’re both wrong, those are moose tracks.”
The blondes were still arguing when the train hit them.
Emma: So, what kind of tracks were they?
How do you stop a skunk from smelling?
You hold his nose!
There's two fish in a tank, and one says ''How do you drive this thing?''
The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
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Q: Why did the lion brake up with his girlfriend?
A: Cuz she was a CHEETAH!
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Question: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?
Answer: Lipstick.
Q: Why did the elephant paint himself diffrent colours?
A: So he could hide in the crayon box!
How to you know that cows will be in heaven?
It's a place of udder delight.
Would a Police-Dog arrest itself for fouling the street?
Police Dog Joke Submitted by Kabogga.