What goes black white black white...? A penguin rolling down a hill! What's black and white and laughing? The penguin who pushed him!
Did you hear about the pub owner who raised a baby rabbit? It was an inn-grown hare.
How do you make a rabbit fast? Don't feed it.
Chuck Norris eats black holes for breakfast. They taste like chicken.
Chuck Norris can kill a Great White Shark by drowning it.
Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark? A: A bird that will talk your ear off!
The man comes home drunken but he goes to the piggery instead of the house. He lies down, he takes a look at the pig, caresses it and says: "Oh, it's you, darling, naked again?"
What does a bunny use when it goes fishing? A harenet.
A boy at a cinema notices what looks like a bear sitting next to him "Are you a bear?" "Yes" "What are you doing at the movies?" "Well, I liked the book!"
I once had a goldfish that could break-dance on a carpet, but only for like 20 seconds.