The best animal jokes

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Megasoreass.
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Save the tree, eat a beaver.
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Why did the farmer fence in the bull? The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!
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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda? A berry bubbly bunny.
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What's a skunk's philosophy of life? Eat, stink and be merry.
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Which is the most dangerous animal in the Northern Hemisphere? Yak the Ripper.
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Are shellfish warm? No they re clammy.
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This little snail bought a little car and took it to the body shop to have it painted. The service man asked him exactly what he wanted done, and the snail said he wanted little's s painted all around and all over his car. The service man asked him why, and the snail answered "When people see me in my car I want them to say, look at that S-Car-Go!"
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If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in bed with a mosquito.
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Two deer hunters were not having any luck so they asked for advice from an old-timer. "You can just about guarantee a deer if you learn to hunt with dogs," he said. The two hunters got a trained deer dog and hit the woods. At the end of the day and still empty-handed, one hunter said to the other, "Maybe tomorrow we'll get one if we throw the dog out of a higher treestand."
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