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Rudolph the well hung reindeer, Had a great enormous cock, All he could ever do with it, was beat it off inside a sock, All of the female reindeer, Had pussies that were just too small, Poor old well hung Rudolph, Could not get any sex at all, Then one horny Christmas eve, Santa came to say, "Rudolph with your cock so strong... Fuck my arsehole all night long!" Then all the reindeer loved him, A few of them were heard to say, "Rudolph the well hung reindeer... You're so lucky Santa's gay"
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has 69.12 % from 214 votes. More jokes about: animal, Christmas, dirty, gay, sex
How are black people and wolves similar? They both fight in packs.
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has 68.90 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, racist
Which big cat should you never play cards with? A cheetah.
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has 68.80 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, game
Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? A: Of course, a house doesn't jump at all
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has 68.73 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: animal
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the ceiling of the cave to get some sleep. Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he ot it. He told them to bug off and let him get some sleep, but they persisted until he finally gave in. “OK, follow me,” he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him. Down through a valley they went, across a river and into a forest of trees. Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him. “Now, do you see that tree over there?” he asked. “YES, YES, YES!” the bats all screamed in a frenzy. “Good!” said the first bat, “Because I fucking didn’t!”
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has 68.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: animal
How does a leopard change its spots? When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another.
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has 68.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: animal
What is a nigger? Proof that skunks fuck monkeys.
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has 68.47 % from 353 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people
Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Megasoreass.
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has 68.46 % from 598 votes. More jokes about: animal, gay
Save the tree, eat a beaver.
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal
Why did the farmer fence in the bull? The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal
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