The best animal jokes

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Megasoreass.
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has 68.54 % from 603 votes. More jokes about: animal, gay
Why did the farmer fence in the bull? The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal
What did the rabbit bride get on her wedding day? A forty-carrot wedding ring.
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, money, wedding
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda? A berry bubbly bunny.
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
What's a skunk's philosophy of life? Eat, stink and be merry.
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, life
Which is the most dangerous animal in the Northern Hemisphere? Yak the Ripper.
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal
If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in bed with a mosquito.
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, work
A man and a woman are lying in bed, watching the ceiling and keep quiet. What are they thinking? The woman thinks, "He keeps quiet. He doesn’t want to talk. May be he’s get tired of me. He doesn’t love me anymore. He’s probably got someone else. I see. We’ll have to separate each other." The man thinks, "A fly. A fly on the ceiling. Wow! How keep it there and don’t fall?"
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has 68.42 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: animal, love, men, women
One day, a priest was walking through a forest, when he came upon a pond. On the pond was a lily-pad, and on the lily-pad was the saddest frog the priest had ever seen! "Dear frog" the priest asked, "what is the matter? Why re you so sad?" "Well," said the frog, "I was not always a frog." "Tell me more" said the priest. "One day, I was waslking through these woods when I came upon a wicked witch. 'Stand aside witch' I said to her. But alas, she called me a nasty cheeky boy and turned me into a frog." "But that's terrible! Isn't there anything that can be done to reverse the spell?" asked the priest. "Well" said the frog, "if a kind person were to take me home for the night, feed me and put me to sleep on their pillow, I am sure I would wake up human again." "Well, this is your lucky day!" said the priest. So he took the frog home, fed him and put him to sleep on his pillow. And lo and behold, when he woke up the next morning, there was a 10 year old choir boy in his bead! "And that Your Honour, is the case for the Defence!"
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has 68.38 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: age, animal, lawyer, priest
How do you tell if a black girls pregnant? Shove a banana up her vagina and if you pull it out half eaten then you got a monkey on the way.
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has 68.35 % from 506 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, kids, racist
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