Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
Q: Whats the Diffenence between kinky and perverted? A1: Kinky is when you tickle your girl friends ass with a feather. A2: Perverted is when you use the whole chicken...
What is a moo hoo for a cow that fell into the thresher? Ground round.
I've just discovered a method for making wool out of milk. But doesn't that make the cow feel a little sheepish?
What did the bunny want to do when he grew up? Join the Hare Force.
What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear? Hare today, gone tomorrow.
What do you call an operation on a rabbit? A hare-cut.
We must admit that we want to be like some animals. We all want to be strong like a bear, we want to have a sharp sight like a falcon, the intelligence like an owl, the endurance like a horse, we want to sing like a skylark, we want to be running like a fox and of course we all want to have the salivas like a dragon lizard.
Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra .... After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra Eventually died
Chuck Norris created the platypus by roundhouse kicking a duck at a beaver.