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Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
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Q: Whats the Diffenence between kinky and perverted? A1: Kinky is when you tickle your girl friends ass with a feather. A2: Perverted is when you use the whole chicken...
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What is a moo hoo for a cow that fell into the thresher? Ground round.
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I've just discovered a method for making wool out of milk. But doesn't that make the cow feel a little sheepish?
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What did the bunny want to do when he grew up? Join the Hare Force.
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What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear? Hare today, gone tomorrow.
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What do you call an operation on a rabbit? A hare-cut.
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We must admit that we want to be like some animals. We all want to be strong like a bear, we want to have a sharp sight like a falcon, the intelligence like an owl, the endurance like a horse, we want to sing like a skylark, we want to be running like a fox and of course we all want to have the salivas like a dragon lizard.
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Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra .... After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra Eventually died
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Chuck Norris created the platypus by roundhouse kicking a duck at a beaver.
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