The best animal jokes

How are black people and wolves similar? They both fight in packs.
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has 67.33 % from 131 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, racist
A man buys a pet parrot and brings him home. But the parrot starts insulting him and gets really nasty, so the man picks up the parrot and tosses him into the freezer to teach him a lesson. He hears the bird squawking for a few minutes, but all of a sudden the parrot is quiet. The man opens the freezer door, the parrot walks out, looks up at him and says, "I apologize for offending you, and I humbly ask your forgiveness." The man says, "Well, thank you. I forgive you." The parrot then says, "If you don't mind my asking, what did the chicken do?"
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has 67.31 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, parrot
Chuck Norris once wrestled a thirty foot snake, and then he realized he was just masturbating.
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has 67.25 % from 251 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, dirty, masturbation
What is a nigger? Proof that skunks fuck monkeys.
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has 67.22 % from 362 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people
An astronomer, a physicist and a mathematician are on a train in Scotland. The astronomer looks out of the window, sees a black sheep standing in a field, and remarks, "How odd. Scottish sheep are black." "No, no, no!" says the physicist. "Only some Scottish sheep are black." The mathematician rolls his eyes at his companions' muddled thinking and says, "In Scotland, there is at least one field, containing at least one sheep, at least one side of which appears black from here."
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has 67.09 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: animal, math
Chuck Norris looked Medusa straight in the eyes, and laughed.
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has 66.96 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Q: How does a blonde kill a worm? A: She burys it.
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has 66.96 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, death, stupid
Q: What animal has the most kids. A: A sperm whale.
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has 66.96 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, kids
"I can't decide whether to buy a bicycle or a cow for my farm." "Well, wouldn't you look silly riding a cow?" "I d look a darn sight sillier trying to milk a bicycle!"
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has 66.77 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: animal, car
Q: What type of bees make milk? A: Boo-bees.
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has 66.71 % from 547 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, sex
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