The best animal jokes

Q: What did the cow say to the other cow? A: Moo.
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has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication
Q: Whats the Diffenence between kinky and perverted? A1: Kinky is when you tickle your girl friends ass with a feather. A2: Perverted is when you use the whole chicken...
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has 67.85 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, disgusting
What is a moo hoo for a cow that fell into the thresher? Ground round.
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has 67.81 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: animal
I've just discovered a method for making wool out of milk. But doesn't that make the cow feel a little sheepish?
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has 67.81 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: animal
What did the bunny want to do when he grew up? Join the Hare Force.
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has 67.81 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: animal
What do you call an operation on a rabbit? A hare-cut.
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has 67.81 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: animal
Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra .... After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra Eventually died
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has 67.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
A guy was walking along the street when he saw a crowd of people running towards him. He stopped one of the runners and asked, "What’s happening?" The runner replied breathlessly, "A lion has escaped from the zoo." "Oh my, which way is it heading?" "Well you don’t think we are chasing it, do you?"
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has 67.69 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: animal
I took a day off from work to play golf. I was on the fourth hole, when I discovered a small frog sitting on the green. I paid it no attention until I heard, "Ribbit. 9-iron." That's curious, I thought, but decided to trust the frog. I pulled out a 9-iron and sunk a hole-in-one. Amazed, I picked up the frog and asked where we should go next. "Ribbit. Vegas." We went to Vegas, and I asked the frog what we should do first. "Ribbit. Roulette." We went up to the roulette table, and I won big. I took my earnings and got the best room in the hotel. I asked the frog if there was anything I could do to repay it. "Ribbit. Kiss me." I figured, what the hell, and I kissed the frog. It turned into a 15-year-old girl. That's how she ended up in my room, your Honor, and if I'm lying, my name's not R. Kelly. Tweet Share
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has 67.68 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: age, animal, golf, life, work
Which big cat should you never play cards with? A cheetah.
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has 67.68 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, game
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