What did the rabbit bride get on her wedding day? A forty-carrot wedding ring.
What does a bunny use when it goes fishing? A harenet.
Q: What do you get if you cross a bear with a toilet? A: Winnie the Pooh.
Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it...
Q: What animal has the most kids. A: A sperm whale.
Chuck Norris was mauled by a bear once, then the bear woke up and apologized.
Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says: "Dam"
How are black people and wolves similar? They both fight in packs.
The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me." So the Doberman says, "I love liver and cheese." The Collie replies, "That's not good enough." The Bulldog says, "I hate liver and cheese." She says, "That's not creative enough." Finally, the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone . . . cheese mine."