The best animal jokes

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Megasoreass.
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A man and a woman are lying in bed, watching the ceiling and keep quiet. What are they thinking? The woman thinks, "He keeps quiet. He doesn’t want to talk. May be he’s get tired of me. He doesn’t love me anymore. He’s probably got someone else. I see. We’ll have to separate each other." The man thinks, "A fly. A fly on the ceiling. Wow! How keep it there and don’t fall?"
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A little girl asks her Mom, "May I take the dog for a walk around the block?" Mom says, "No honey, the dog is in heat." "What's that mean?" asked the child. "Go ask your Father. I think he's in the garage". The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, can I take Susie for a walk around the block? I asked Mom but she said the dog was in heat and said I should ask you". Her Dad said, "Bring Susie over here". He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's rear end with it and said, "Ok, you can go now but keep Susie on the leash and only go one time around the block". The little girl leaves and returns a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Her Dad asks, "Where's Susie?" The girl replies, "Susie ran out of gas about halfway down the block -and there's another dog pushing her home!
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Rabbit: "Are you sure this bottle of special carrot juice will cure me?" Doctor: "Absolutely. No rabbit ever came back for another."
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Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey. The country there now is only an impostor.
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Why was the racehorse named Bad News? Because bad news travels fast!
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Q: What is the difference between a chicken and a turkey? A: Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving!
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Q: Where does a kangaroo go that can't hop? A: Hopspital.
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Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.
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What does a cow like to do by a campfire? Roast Moosmallows.
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