Two cows were chatting over the fence between their fields. The first cow said, "I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary. They say it is spreading fast; I heard it hit some cows down on the Johnson Farm." The other cow replied, "Hell, I ain't worried, it won't affect us ducks."
Q: What is the difference between a chicken and a turkey? A: Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving!
Q: Where does a kangaroo go that can't hop? A: Hopspital.
Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
Piranhas in the aquarium: sink your finger, lose your finger-game!
What does a cow like to do by a campfire? Roast Moosmallows.
What is a moo hoo for a cow that fell into the thresher? Ground round.
What is a moo hoo for a delightful ranch owner? A charmer farmer.
I've just discovered a method for making wool out of milk. But doesn't that make the cow feel a little sheepish?
What did the bunny want to do when he grew up? Join the Hare Force.