The best animal jokes

What did the rabbit bride get on her wedding day? A forty-carrot wedding ring.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, money, wedding
What does a bunny use when it goes fishing? A harenet.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, fish
Q: What do you get if you cross a bear with a toilet? A: Winnie the Pooh.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting
Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it...
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has 66.43 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, dirty, sex
Q: What animal has the most kids. A: A sperm whale.
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has 66.38 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, kids
Chuck Norris was mauled by a bear once, then the bear woke up and apologized.
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has 66.25 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says: "Dam"
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: animal, fish
How are black people and wolves similar? They both fight in packs.
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has 65.91 % from 148 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, racist
The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me." So the Doberman says, "I love liver and cheese." The Collie replies, "That's not good enough." The Bulldog says, "I hate liver and cheese." She says, "That's not creative enough." Finally, the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone . . . cheese mine."
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has 65.86 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: animal
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