On the show Man v.s Wild, when they talk about the profesionals that Bear recieves help from, they are refering to Chuck Norris.
What's a teddy bears favourite pasta? Tagliateddy.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely? Because he was newt to the area.
What's a skunk's philosophy of life? Eat, stink and be merry.
It takes a master to shoot a fly from a hundred Paces, but it takes a Chuck Norris to roundhouse-kick one from a thousand.
Q: What does a cooked chicken and a stoner who is afraid of everything have in common? A: They are both baked chickens.
A man is walking through the wood and he meets a really ugly, big and a fat frog. The frog says: "Hello, prince if you kiss me, I will fulfill you one wish. You can wish whatever you want." The man says: "Ok, I will kiss you." He kisses the frog, he has told her his wish but nothing has happened. And the frog said: "Now you can see, such an old man and still believes in fairy tales."
Q: What kind of bees make milk instead of honey? A: Boo-bees.
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have? Plenty of milk.
First Caribou: What kind of math do owls like? Second Caribou: Owlgebra.