The best animal jokes

Q: Why did the ants dance on the jam jar? A: The lid said, "Twist to open."
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has 65.32 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: animal
If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef then it's beef.
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has 65.30 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
Teacher: Students, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing? Class: "Brotherly love."
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has 65.25 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: animal, love, school, teacher
Koala: What do you mean, I'm not a bear? I have all the koalafications. Elephant: Your koalafications are completely irrelephant. Lion: Don't listen to him! He's lion! Bear: This arguing is becoming unbearable!
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: animal, elephant
Q: Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? A: Finding half a worm."
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, food
"I can't decide whether to buy a bicycle or a cow for my farm." "Well, wouldn't you look silly riding a cow?" "I d look a darn sight sillier trying to milk a bicycle!"
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: animal, car
Two neighbors are talking to each other. First neighbor: Do you know that my dog is so smart, he waits for the newspaper to drop at the doorstep and then delivers it to me? Second neighbor: Of course, I know that very well. First neighbor: Really, well then, how? Second neighbor: My dog came and told me.
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q:Why do dogs stick their noses in women's crotches? A:Because they can.
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal
A guy asks his waiter at a restaurant how they prepare their chicken. The waiter goes blank for a second, then says, "Nothing special really... We just tell them they're going to die..."
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, death, food, time
Q: What did the cow say to the other cow? A: Moo.
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication
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