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Three blondes were walking through a field when they came across a set of tracks. The first blonde looked down at the tracks and said, "I think they could be bird tracks." The second blonde went to look and said, "No, I think these are deer tracks." They stepped aside and the third blonde went over to the tracks. She looked down, then got run over by the train!
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has 65.80 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, death
What do you call a gay dinosaur?…… Mega-sore-ass.
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has 65.73 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: animal, dinosaur
Chuck Norris eats gummy bears and shits out grizzly bears.
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has 65.58 % from 124 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Rudolph the well hung reindeer, Had a great enormous cock, All he could ever do with it, was beat it off inside a sock, All of the female reindeer, Had pussies that were just too small, Poor old well hung Rudolph, Could not get any sex at all, Then one horny Christmas eve, Santa came to say, "Rudolph with your cock so strong... Fuck my arsehole all night long!" Then all the reindeer loved him, A few of them were heard to say, "Rudolph the well hung reindeer... You're so lucky Santa's gay"
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has 65.54 % from 238 votes. More jokes about: animal, Christmas, dirty, gay, sex
How did the farmer find his lost cow? He tractor down.
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, car, travel
Two hikers are out hiking. All of a sudden, a bear starts chasing them. They climb a tree, but the bear starts climbing up the tree after them. The first hiker gets his sneakers out of his knapsack and starts putting them on. The second hiker says, "What are you doing?" The first responds, "I figure when the bear gets close to us, we ll have to jump down and make a run for it." The second says, "Are you crazy? Don't you know you can't outrun a bear? The first guy says, "I don't have to outrun the bear... I only have to outrun you!"
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: What is the difference between a rooster and a whore? A: The rooster goes cock doodle do and the whore goes any cock do!
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, vulgar, work
Two men were walking through the woods when a large bear walked out into the clearing not more than fifty feet from them. The first man dropped his backpack and dug out a pair of running shoes. Then, as the bear slowly approached them, he furiously attempted to lace them up. The second man, somewhat confused, looked at the first man and said, "Whaddya doing? Running shoes ain’t gonna help! You can't outrun that there bear!" "I don't need to outrun the bear, buddy," said the first man, "I just need to outrun you."
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has 65.32 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat? A: ‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
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has 65.32 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: Why did the ants dance on the jam jar? A: The lid said, "Twist to open."
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