The best animal jokes

Q: What's long and thin and covered with skin and nobody knows how many holes its been in. A: A worm.
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has 63.26 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: animal
A guy asks his waiter at a restaurant how they prepare their chicken. The waiter goes blank for a second, then says, "Nothing special really... We just tell them they're going to die..."
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, death, food, time
How did the farmer find his lost cow? He tractor down.
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: animal, car, travel
Psychiatrist: "What’s your problem?" Patient: "I think I’m a chicken." Psychiatrist: "How long has this been going on?" Patient: "Ever since I was an egg!"
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, doctor
What kind of sharks make good carpenters? Hammerheads.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda? A berry bubbly bunny.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
A mean horseman went into a saddler's shop and asked for one spur. "One spur?" asked the saddler. "Surely you mean a pair of spurs, sir?" "No, just one," replied the horseman. "If I can get one side of the horse to go, the other side is bound to come with it!"
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal
A man enters a little country store and sees a sign reading, ‘Danger! Beware of Dog’. He then sees an old hound dog lying asleep on the floor. ‘Is that the dog folks are supposed to beware of?’ says the man to the shopkeeper. ‘Yep,’ replies the shopkeeper. ‘Before I posted that sign, everyone kept tripping over him.’
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: Why do pandas like old movies? A: Because they are black and white.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: What do you call a snake who works for the government? A: A civil serpent.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, political
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