What did the rabbit bride get on her wedding day?
A forty-carrot wedding ring.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda?
A berry bubbly bunny.
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
A Hot Cross bunny.
On the show Man v.s Wild, when they talk about the profesionals that Bear recieves help from, they are refering to Chuck Norris.
What's a teddy bears favourite pasta?
Tagliateddy.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
It takes a master to shoot a fly from a hundred Paces, but it takes a Chuck Norris to roundhouse-kick one from a thousand.
Q: What does a cooked chicken and a stoner who is afraid of everything have in common?
A: They are both baked chickens.
A man is walking through the wood and he meets a really ugly, big and a fat frog.
The frog says: "Hello, prince if you kiss me, I will fulfill you one wish. You can wish whatever you want."
The man says: "Ok, I will kiss you."
He kisses the frog, he has told her his wish but nothing has happened.
And the frog said: "Now you can see, such an old man and still believes in fairy tales."
Q: What kind of bees make milk instead of honey?
A: Boo-bees.