A summer visitor asked the farmer how long cows should be milked.
"Oh, I reckon about the same as short ones!" the farmer answered.
Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?
He wanted rich milk.
Q: What do you say to a bodybuilding cow farmer?
A: Show us your calves!
Dogs and cats instinctively know the exact moment their owners will wake up.
Then they wake them 10 minutes sooner.
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by and relieves himself on the woman's head.
"Yech!" says the woman. "Get some toilet paper."
"What for? He must be half-a-mile away by now."
Vote:
Where do Russian cows come from?
Moscow.
If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in bed with a mosquito.
Q: What do you get if you cross a bear with a toilet?
A: Winnie the Pooh.
Vote:
What does a bunny use when it goes fishing?
A harenet.
Q: What do you call a cow playing with its self?
A: Beef stroganoff.