The best animal jokes

What do cows do for entertainment? They go to the mooooovies.
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: animal
What's the difference between a tiger and a lion? A tiger has the mane part missing.
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: animal
What does an octopus wear on a cold day? A coat of arms.
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: animal, weather
Which big cat should you never play cards with? A cheetah.
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has 59.74 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: animal, game
Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
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has 59.71 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Q: What do you call a guy with his hand up a Camel's arse? A: An Arab mechanic.
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has 59.49 % from 177 votes. More jokes about: animal, mechanic, racist
In year 1272 Arabics invented the condom, using a goat's lower intestine.  In year 1873 the British somewhat reinvented the condom by taking it out of the goat first.
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has 59.41 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: animal, sex, time
What's the best way to make a bull sweat? Put him in a tight jumper !
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal
What do you call a tired cow? Milked out.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal
What do you call explosive cow vomit? A cud missle.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal
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