The best animal jokes

What do you call a dumb bunny? A hare brain.
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Why did the tadpole feel lonely? Because he was newt to the area.
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How do you go about hiring a horse? Try two pairs of stilts!
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As horses say to one another. Any friend of yours is a palomino!
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Chuck Norris eats gummy bears and shits out grizzly bears.
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has 61.27 % from 135 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
The man comes home drunken but he goes to the piggery instead of the house. He lies down, he takes a look at the pig, caresses it and says: "Oh, it's you, darling, naked again?"
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, dirty, drunk, stupid
Q: What is a turkey's favorite dessert? A: Peach gobbler.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, geography, Thanksgiving
Q: Where do birds meet for coffee? A: In a nest-cafe!
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, bird
Two shepherds lean on their crooks at the end of a long day and the first asks the second, "So, how's it going?" The second one sighed and shook his head, "Not good, I can't pay my bills, my health isn't good, my kids don't respect me, and my wife is leaving me." The first replied, "Well, don't lose any sheep over it."
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, health, money, wife
How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented? They were very impressed.
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