What does a cow ride when his car is broken?
A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle.
What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull?
A steak-out.
When is a farmer like a magician?
When he turns his cow into pasture.
Where do steers go to dance?
To the Meat Ball.
Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?
She was pasteurized.
How is a rabbit like a plum?
They re both purple, except for the rabbit.
What kind of cars do rabbits drive?
Hop rods.
Where do rabbits go after their wedding?
On their bunnymoon.
Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?
He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.
Although cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.