What do you call a dumb bunny? A hare brain.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely? Because he was newt to the area.
How do you go about hiring a horse? Try two pairs of stilts!
As horses say to one another. Any friend of yours is a palomino!
Chuck Norris eats gummy bears and shits out grizzly bears.
The man comes home drunken but he goes to the piggery instead of the house. He lies down, he takes a look at the pig, caresses it and says: "Oh, it's you, darling, naked again?"
Q: What is a turkey's favorite dessert? A: Peach gobbler.
Q: Where do birds meet for coffee? A: In a nest-cafe!
Two shepherds lean on their crooks at the end of a long day and the first asks the second, "So, how's it going?" The second one sighed and shook his head, "Not good, I can't pay my bills, my health isn't good, my kids don't respect me, and my wife is leaving me." The first replied, "Well, don't lose any sheep over it."
How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented? They were very impressed.