What do cows do for entertainment?
They go to the mooooovies.
What's the difference between a tiger and a lion?
A tiger has the mane part missing.
What does an octopus wear on a cold day?
A coat of arms.
Which big cat should you never play cards with?
A cheetah.
Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
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Q: What do you call a guy with his hand up a Camel's arse?
A: An Arab mechanic.
In year 1272 Arabics invented the condom, using a goat's lower intestine.
In year 1873 the British somewhat reinvented the condom by taking it out of the goat first.
What's the best way to make a bull sweat?
Put him in a tight jumper !
What do you call a tired cow?
Milked out.
What do you call explosive cow vomit?
A cud missle.