Why did the tadpole feel lonely? Because he was newt to the area.
What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common? Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth.
Who held the baby octopus to ransom? Squidnappers.
Q: Who was the most famous pirate octopus? A: Captain Squid.
As horses say to one another. Any friend of yours is a palomino!
How do you go about hiring a horse? Try two pairs of stilts!
Q: What does a cooked chicken and a stoner who is afraid of everything have in common? A: They are both baked chickens.
An elephant goes to a camel and says why have you got a pair of tits on your back, the camel then replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.
How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented? They were very impressed.
Why are rabbits like calculators? They both multiply a lot.