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What's the definition of a nervous breakdown? A chameleon on a tartan rug.
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Two skunks were being chased by a bear. As the bear got closer, one of the skunks said "Whatever shall we do?" "Let us spray!" replied the other.
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Why was the skunk angry? He was incensed.
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Where do you find a down-and-out octopus? On squid row.
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If a hungry shark is after you, what should you feed it? Jawbreakers.
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What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and hates neighbours? A hermit crab.
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What are the most athletic rodents? Track and field mice.
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Did you find my horse well behaved? Indeed, whenever we came to a fence he let me over first!
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Did you hear about the horse with the negative altitude? He always said "Neigh"
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Q: What do you call a naked deer? A: Buck naked!
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