How is a rabbit like a plum? They re both purple, except for the rabbit.
What kind of cars do rabbits drive? Hop rods.
Where do rabbits go after their wedding? On their bunnymoon.
Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant? He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.
Although cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.
Buy a dog a toy and it will play with it for ever. Buy a cat a present and it will play with the wrapper for 10 minutes.
What do you call a gigantic polar bear? Nothing, you just run away.
What should you call a bald teddy? Fred bear .
First Kangaroo: How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros? Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.
What is a chameleon's motto? A change is as good as a rest.