What kind of cars do rabbits drive? Hop rods.
What's a rabbits favorite movie? Rabbits of the Lost Ark.
Where do rabbits go after their wedding? On their bunnymoon.
Which rabbit was a famous female aviator? Amelia Harehart.
Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant? He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.
Although cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.
Buy a dog a toy and it will play with it for ever. Buy a cat a present and it will play with the wrapper for 10 minutes.
Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe when he roundhouse kicked a spotted Horse in the chin.
What do you call a gigantic polar bear? Nothing, you just run away.
What's a pet's favorite day? Saint Petrick's Day.