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Q: What do you call a cow during an earthquake? A: A milk shake.
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A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a rooster wearing pants, a shirt, and suspenders. He says, “What the hell is that all about?” The farmer says, “We had a fire in the chicken coop and all his feathers got singed off, so the wife made him some clothes to keep him warm. There ain’t nothing funnier than watching him try to hold down a hen with one foot and get his pants down with the other.”
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I thought I was at a Nicki Minaj concert for 20 minutes before I realized I was just watching a homeless man yell at a pigeon.
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Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
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Why did Bossy slug Roy Rogers? She heard he was a cowpuncher-
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What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken? Roost beef.
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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Dam.
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When Chuck Norris walks into a room, the mice jump on chairs.
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What's a rabbits favourite car? Any make, just as long it's a hutchback.
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Why are rabbits like calculators? They both multiply a lot.
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