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How is a rabbit like a plum? They re both purple, except for the rabbit.
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What kind of cars do rabbits drive? Hop rods.
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Where do rabbits go after their wedding? On their bunnymoon.
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Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant? He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.
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Although cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.
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Buy a dog a toy and it will play with it for ever. Buy a cat a present and it will play with the wrapper for 10 minutes.
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What do you call a gigantic polar bear? Nothing, you just run away.
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What should you call a bald teddy? Fred bear .
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First Kangaroo: How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros? Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.
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What is a chameleon's motto? A change is as good as a rest.
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