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Why did the tadpole feel lonely? Because he was newt to the area.
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What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common? Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth.
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Who held the baby octopus to ransom? Squidnappers.
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Q: Who was the most famous pirate octopus? A: Captain Squid.
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As horses say to one another. Any friend of yours is a palomino!
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How do you go about hiring a horse? Try two pairs of stilts!
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Q: What does a cooked chicken and a stoner who is afraid of everything have in common? A: They are both baked chickens.
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An elephant goes to a camel and says why have you got a pair of tits on your back, the camel then replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.
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How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented? They were very impressed.
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Why are rabbits like calculators? They both multiply a lot.
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