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If you had a gun and you were being chased by a bull and a mountain lion, which one would you shoot first? The mountain lion. You can always shoot the bull.
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What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat? Shipped beef.
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Why are cows made for dancing? They re all born hoofers.
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What gives milk and has a horn? A milk tank.
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Did you hear about the rabbit who got a job in a watch factory? Alike did was stand around making faces.
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Which rabbit was in Western movies? Hopalong Cassidy.
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Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping? Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck.
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What animal do you look like when you get into the bath? A little bear.
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What do you call the reindeer with one eye higher than the other? Isaiah.
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What's black and white, stinks and hangs from a line? A drip dry skunk.
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