What should you call a bald teddy? Fred bear .
First Kangaroo: How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros? Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.
First Kangaroo: What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way? Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.
What is a chameleon's motto? A change is as good as a rest.
What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house? The Lizard of Oz.
What's the definition of a nervous breakdown? A chameleon on a tartan rug.
Two skunks were being chased by a bear. As the bear got closer, one of the skunks said "Whatever shall we do?" "Let us spray!" replied the other.
Why was the skunk angry? He was incensed.
How are skunks able to avoid danger? By using their instinks and common scents.
What did one skunk say to another? And so do you.