Q: What do you get when you cross a perm with a rabbit? A: Curly hare.
A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." Well, the lady is furious! She stormed past the store to her work. On the way home she saw the same parrot and it said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." She was incredibly ticked now. The next day the same parrot again said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." The lady was so ticked that she went into the store and said that she would sue the store and kill the bird. The store manager replied, "That's not good," and promised he wouldn't say it again. When the lady walked past the store that day after work the parrot called to her, "Hey lady." She paused and said, "Yes?" The bird said, "You know."
Q: What do you call a guy with his hand up a Camel's arse? A: An Arab mechanic.
Q: How can you tell if your girlfriend really likes you? A: If you stick your hand in her pants and it feels like you're feeding a horse.
Q: What do you call a horse that plays the violin in a musical? A: Fiddler on the hoof.
What did the male squirrel say when the female attacked him... Get away from my nuts.
Q: What do you get when you cross donkey DNA with an onion? A: A piece of ass that will bring tears to your eyes.
Why wouldn't anyone play with the little longhorn? He was too much of a bully!
What does a cow like to do by a campfire? Roast Moosmallows.