What does a cow like to do by a campfire?
Roast Moosmallows.
What is a moo hoo for a cow that fell into the thresher?
Ground round.
If you had a gun and you were being chased by a bull and a mountain lion, which one would you shoot first?
The mountain lion.
You can always shoot the bull.
Why are cows made for dancing?
They re all born hoofers.
What gives milk and has a horn?
A milk tank.
Which rabbit was in Western movies?
Hopalong Cassidy.
Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?
Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck.
What animal do you look like when you get into the bath?
A little bear.
What do you call the reindeer with one eye higher than the other?
Isaiah.
What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off?
I ll get you next slime.