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What does a cow like to do by a campfire? Roast Moosmallows.
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What is a moo hoo for a cow that fell into the thresher? Ground round.
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If you had a gun and you were being chased by a bull and a mountain lion, which one would you shoot first? The mountain lion. You can always shoot the bull.
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Why are cows made for dancing? They re all born hoofers.
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What gives milk and has a horn? A milk tank.
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Which rabbit was in Western movies? Hopalong Cassidy.
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Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping? Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck.
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What animal do you look like when you get into the bath? A little bear.
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What do you call the reindeer with one eye higher than the other? Isaiah.
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What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off? I ll get you next slime.
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