If you had a gun and you were being chased by a bull and a mountain lion, which one would you shoot first?
The mountain lion.
You can always shoot the bull.
What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat?
Shipped beef.
Why are cows made for dancing?
They re all born hoofers.
What gives milk and has a horn?
A milk tank.
Did you hear about the rabbit who got a job in a watch factory?
Alike did was stand around making faces.
Which rabbit was in Western movies?
Hopalong Cassidy.
Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?
Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck.
What animal do you look like when you get into the bath?
A little bear.
What do you call the reindeer with one eye higher than the other?
Isaiah.
What's black and white, stinks and hangs from a line?
A drip dry skunk.