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What should you call a bald teddy? Fred bear .
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First Kangaroo: How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros? Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.
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First Kangaroo: What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way? Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.
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What is a chameleon's motto? A change is as good as a rest.
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What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house? The Lizard of Oz.
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What's the definition of a nervous breakdown? A chameleon on a tartan rug.
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Two skunks were being chased by a bear. As the bear got closer, one of the skunks said "Whatever shall we do?" "Let us spray!" replied the other.
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Why was the skunk angry? He was incensed.
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How are skunks able to avoid danger? By using their instinks and common scents.
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What did one skunk say to another? And so do you.
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