Why are rabbits like calculators?
They both multiply a lot.
What is a bear's favourite drink?
Koka-Koala.
What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat?
He had to get a new goat.
Look over there! Said the frightened skunk to his pal.
"There's a human with a gun, and he's getting closer and closer! What are we going to do?"
To which the second skink calmly replied, "Let us spray ."
Will I ever be able to race my horse again the owner asked the vet.
The vet replied, "You certainly will, and you ll probably beat her too!"
Did you hear about the aristocratic horse?
He was the last of his race!
Girl: We have a mayor. Do you?
Horse: Sure!
Girl: What do you call it?
Horse: Same as you do. Mare!
Why was the man sued by his horse?
For palomino-money!
You said this horse could jump as high as a ten foot fence and he can't jump at all.
Well neither can a fence!
Why was the cannibal looking peeky?
Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!