The best animal jokes

Q: What do you get when you cross a perm with a rabbit? A: Curly hare.
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Dogs may shed, but cats shred.
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A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." Well, the lady is furious! She stormed past the store to her work. On the way home she saw the same parrot and it said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." She was incredibly ticked now. The next day the same parrot again said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." The lady was so ticked that she went into the store and said that she would sue the store and kill the bird. The store manager replied, "That's not good," and promised he wouldn't say it again. When the lady walked past the store that day after work the parrot called to her, "Hey lady." She paused and said, "Yes?" The bird said, "You know."
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, ugly, work
Q: What do you call a guy with his hand up a Camel's arse? A: An Arab mechanic.
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has 60.30 % from 159 votes. More jokes about: animal, mechanic, racist
Q: How can you tell if your girlfriend really likes you? A: If you stick your hand in her pants and it feels like you're feeding a horse.
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has 60.28 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, relationship, sex
Q: What do you call a horse that plays the violin in a musical? A: Fiddler on the hoof.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
What did the male squirrel say when the female attacked him... Get away from my nuts.
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Q: What do you get when you cross donkey DNA with an onion? A: A piece of ass that will bring tears to your eyes.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Why wouldn't anyone play with the little longhorn? He was too much of a bully!
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What does a cow like to do by a campfire? Roast Moosmallows.
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