The best animal jokes

What's the definition of a nervous breakdown? A chameleon on a tartan rug.
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What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson? He stank to the bottom of the pool.
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Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him? He stung her into action.
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What do you call someone who sticks his right hand in shark's mouths? Lefty.
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Did you hear about the man who received a tip on a horse called Cigarette? He didn't have enough money tabaccer!
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, money
Mother to little boy: ‘Stop pulling the cat’s tail.’ Boy: ‘I’m not. I’m just holding it. It’s the cat that’s doing the pulling.’
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Local mountain lions have been complaining about the recent string of Chuck Norris attacks.
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has 59.06 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Q: How can you tell if your girlfriend really likes you? A: If you stick your hand in her pants and it feels like you're feeding a horse.
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has 59.05 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, relationship, sex
Q: Why is the old, worn out horse named Flattery? A: Because it gets you nowhere.
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Q: What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children? A: If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
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has 58.77 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, death, kids, Thanksgiving
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