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Why are rabbits like calculators? They both multiply a lot.
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What is a bear's favourite drink? Koka-Koala.
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What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat? He had to get a new goat.
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Look over there! Said the frightened skunk to his pal. "There's a human with a gun, and he's getting closer and closer! What are we going to do?" To which the second skink calmly replied, "Let us spray ."
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Will I ever be able to race my horse again the owner asked the vet. The vet replied, "You certainly will, and you ll probably beat her too!"
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Did you hear about the aristocratic horse? He was the last of his race!
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Girl: We have a mayor. Do you? Horse: Sure! Girl: What do you call it? Horse: Same as you do. Mare!
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Why was the man sued by his horse? For palomino-money!
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You said this horse could jump as high as a ten foot fence and he can't jump at all. Well neither can a fence!
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Why was the cannibal looking peeky? Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!
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