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Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes? In a pellet court!
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Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet? It lives on ice.
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What do you call a show full of lions? The mane event.
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What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt? Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.
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Why did the tadpole feel lonely? Because he was newt to the area.
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Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues? Because he had a stinking cold.
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What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial? Odour in court.
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What do you call a flying skunk? A smellicopter.
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What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson? He stank to the bottom of the pool.
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What has antlers, pulls Father Christmas sleigh and is made of cement? I don't know. A reindeer. What about the cement? I just threw that in to make it hard.
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