Did you hear about the aristocratic horse?
He was the last of his race!
Girl: We have a mayor. Do you?
Horse: Sure!
Girl: What do you call it?
Horse: Same as you do. Mare!
Chuck Norris doesn't get shark attacked, the shark gets Chuck Norris attacked.
It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
You said this horse could jump as high as a ten foot fence and he can't jump at all.
Well neither can a fence!
Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
A: He was having a bad hare day!
Q: What is a crowbar?
A: A place were crows go to get a drink!
Q: What do you call a cow playing with its self?
A: Beef stroganoff.
Q: What is a duck's favorite TV show?
A: The feather forecast!
Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.