Did you hear about the aristocratic horse? He was the last of his race!
Girl: We have a mayor. Do you? Horse: Sure! Girl: What do you call it? Horse: Same as you do. Mare!
Chuck Norris doesn't get shark attacked, the shark gets Chuck Norris attacked.
It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
You said this horse could jump as high as a ten foot fence and he can't jump at all. Well neither can a fence!
Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? A: He was having a bad hare day!
Q: What is a crowbar? A: A place were crows go to get a drink!
Q: What do you call a cow playing with its self? A: Beef stroganoff.
Q: What is a duck's favorite TV show? A: The feather forecast!
Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.