What do you call a dumb bunny?
A hare brain.
What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote?
One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny.
Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
Who held the baby octopus to ransom?
Squidnappers.
As horses say to one another.
Any friend of yours is a palomino!
How do you go about hiring a horse?
Try two pairs of stilts!
Q: What does a cooked chicken and a stoner who is afraid of everything have in common?
A: They are both baked chickens.
It is better to enter the mouth of a tiger than a court of law.
An elephant goes to a camel and says why have you got a pair of tits on your back, the camel then replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.