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Buy a dog a toy and it will play with it for ever. Buy a cat a present and it will play with the wrapper for 10 minutes.
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What do you call a gigantic polar bear? Nothing, you just run away.
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What should you call a bald teddy? Fred bear .
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First Kangaroo: How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros? Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.
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What's the definition of a nervous breakdown? A chameleon on a tartan rug.
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Two skunks were being chased by a bear. As the bear got closer, one of the skunks said "Whatever shall we do?" "Let us spray!" replied the other.
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Why was the skunk angry? He was incensed.
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Where do you find a down-and-out octopus? On squid row.
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What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and hates neighbours? A hermit crab.
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What are the most athletic rodents? Track and field mice.
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