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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.
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What is the definition of "derange"? De place where de cowboys ride.
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What does a cow ride when his car is broken? A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle.
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What is a cow's favourite TV show? Dr Moo.
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What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull? A steak-out.
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When is a farmer like a magician? When he turns his cow into pasture.
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Where do steers go to dance? To the Meat Ball.
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Why couldn't the cow leave the farm? She was pasteurized.
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How is a rabbit like a plum? They re both purple, except for the rabbit.
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What kind of cars do rabbits drive? Hop rods.
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