The best animal jokes

What do you call a dumb bunny? A hare brain.
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What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote? One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, money
Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it.
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Why did the tadpole feel lonely? Because he was newt to the area.
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Who held the baby octopus to ransom? Squidnappers.
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As horses say to one another. Any friend of yours is a palomino!
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How do you go about hiring a horse? Try two pairs of stilts!
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Q: What does a cooked chicken and a stoner who is afraid of everything have in common? A: They are both baked chickens.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, weed
It is better to enter the mouth of a tiger than a court of law.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, death, lawyer
An elephant goes to a camel and says why have you got a pair of tits on your back, the camel then replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, elephant
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