Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.
What is the definition of "derange"?
De place where de cowboys ride.
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cowboyWhat does a cow ride when his car is broken?
A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle.
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carWhat is a cow's favourite TV show?
Dr Moo.
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A steak-out.
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animalWhen is a farmer like a magician?
When he turns his cow into pasture.
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To the Meat Ball.
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She was pasteurized.
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animalHow is a rabbit like a plum?
They re both purple, except for the rabbit.
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Hop rods.
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