The best animal jokes

Psychiatrist: "What’s your problem?" Patient: "I think I’m a chicken." Psychiatrist: "How long has this been going on?" Patient: "Ever since I was an egg!"
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Customer: "Waiter, there’s a fly swimming in my soup." Waiter: "So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?"
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What do cows do for entertainment? They go to the mooooovies.
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Why don't cows ever have any money? Because the farmers milk them dry.
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What do you call a dumb bunny? A hare brain.
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What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote? One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny.
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Why did the tadpole feel lonely? Because he was newt to the area.
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What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common? Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth.
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As horses say to one another. Any friend of yours is a palomino!
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How do you go about hiring a horse? Try two pairs of stilts!
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