The best animal jokes

According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
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What is the definition of "derange"? De place where de cowboys ride.
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What does a cow ride when his car is broken? A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle.
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What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor? Ground Beef.
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What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull? A steak-out.
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When is a farmer like a magician? When he turns his cow into pasture.
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Where do steers go to dance? To the Meat Ball.
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Why couldn't the cow leave the farm? She was pasteurized.
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Why don't cows ever have any money? Because the farmers milk them dry.
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What do you call an unusual rabbit? A rare hare.
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