The best animal jokes

That tornado damage your cow barn any? Dunno. Haven't found the durn thing yet.
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What did one dairy cow say to another? Got milk?
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Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor? A: Laughing stock.
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What animals do you bring to bed? Your calves.
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If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what song would you get? "Beeflt!"
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How do you make a milkshake? Give a cow a pogo stick.
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Did you hear about the snobby cow? She thought she was a cutlet above the rest.
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How do rabbits get to work? By rabbit transit.
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What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare line.
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What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter? Deviled eggs.
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