The best animal jokes

Kangaroo 911: "What's your emergency?" Kangaroo: "I can't find my children" Kangaroo 911: "Did you check your pockets?" Kangaroo: "Oh nevermind."
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has 53.62 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: animal, customer service, kids
What do you call a penguin in the desert? Lost!
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal
Where do cows like to ride on trains? In the cow-boose.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, travel
What do cows do when they re introduced? They give each other a milk shake.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal
Did you hear about the race horse that was so late coming in? They had to pay the jockey overtime!
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal
Usain Bolt is so fast I saw a Cheetah giving him a High 5.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, athlete
Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? A: He was having a bad hare day!
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has 53.58 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: animal, easter
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a lickalotapus.
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has 53.43 % from 155 votes. More jokes about: animal, dinosaur, dirty, lesbian
Q: What is worst than raining black cats and bloodhounds? A: Hailing taxi cabs!
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat
What would you hear at a cow concert? Moo-sic!
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
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