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Why are rabbits never gold? How would you tell them apart from goldfish?
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What do you call a poodle with no legs? A sponge.
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Why do polo bears like bald men? Because they have a great, white, bear place.
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What do tigers wear in bed? Stripey pyjamas.
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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a balloon? A creature that stinks to high heaven.
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What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast? How slime flies.
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How could the dolphin afford to buy a house? He prawned everything.
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What happened to the cold jellyfish? It set.
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What's at the end of Moby Dick? A whale of a time.
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A snail is walking down the road, when all of a sudden two turtles appear. They rough up the snail, take his money, and leave him for dead. Months later in the courtroom, after the two turtles have been arrested, the judge asks the snail to describe what happened on the night of the assault. The snail says, "Gee, I would love to, your honor, but it all happened so fast!"
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