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First Kangaroo: How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros? Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.
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Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues? Because he had a stinking cold.
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A family of tortoises went into a cafe for some ice cream. They sat down and were about to start when Father Tortoise said, "I think it's going to rain. Junior, will you pop home and fetch my umbrella?" So off went junior for Father's umbrella, but three days later he still hadn't returned. "I think, dear," said Mother Tortoise to Father Tortoise, "that we had better eat junior's ice cream before it melts." And a voice from the door said, "If you do that I won't go."
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What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way? He whale-d.
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What do you call a neurotic octopus? A crazy, mixed-up squid.
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How do you shoot a great white shark? Hold his nose until he turns blue and then you shoot him with a blue shark spear gun.
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What's the favourite flavour of sharks? Shark-o-late.
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Turtle to turtle: "Don't ya just love the sound of rain on your roof?"
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Did you hear about the horse with the negative altitude? He always said "Neigh"
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Did you hear about the man with five keen senses? He still lacked common and horse!
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