Kangaroo 911: "What's your emergency?" Kangaroo: "I can't find my children" Kangaroo 911: "Did you check your pockets?" Kangaroo: "Oh nevermind."
What do you call a penguin in the desert? Lost!
Where do cows like to ride on trains? In the cow-boose.
What do cows do when they re introduced? They give each other a milk shake.
Did you hear about the race horse that was so late coming in? They had to pay the jockey overtime!
Usain Bolt is so fast I saw a Cheetah giving him a High 5.
Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? A: He was having a bad hare day!
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a lickalotapus.
Q: What is worst than raining black cats and bloodhounds? A: Hailing taxi cabs!
What would you hear at a cow concert? Moo-sic!