Pavlov walks into a bar.
The phone rings, and he says, "Damn, I forgot to feed the dog."
Q: Whats worse then finding half a worm in your apple?
A: The Holocaust.
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When Chuck Norris got stung by a bee, the Bee had an allergic reaction called Chuck Norris.
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What is a bear's favourite drink?
Koka-Koala.
Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth.
Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
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What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?
Tarzan stripes forever.
Q: What is the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
A: One says "See you later" and the other says "In a while".
Q. What’s got 4 legs and bleeds?
A. Half a spider!
The male worm towards the female worm:
Baby, if you don’t take me as you’re husband, I’m throwing myself to the chickens!
Q: What's meaner than a pit bull with herpes?
A: The guy who gave it to him.
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