The best animal jokes

What did the bee say to the flower? "Hi, honey."
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I thought I was at a Nicki Minaj concert for 20 minutes before I realized I was just watching a homeless man yell at a pigeon.
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia. That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
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What would you hear at a cow concert? Moo-sic!
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A deer hunter who was an atheist was out in the woods when suddenly a 1,000-pound deer stepped out. "Good God!" exclaimed the hunter. Suddenly, a voice from Heaven said, "I thought you don't believe in me." The hunter replied, "Up until now I didn't believe in 1,000-pound deer either."
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Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
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Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man? A. "How do you breathe through something so small?"
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What’s the difference between cats and dogs? Dogs have owners, cats have staff.
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Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.
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Where does a cow stop to drink? The milky way.
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