What's a rabbits favorite musical?
Hare.
Why are rabbits never gold?
How would you tell them apart from goldfish?
What do you call a poodle with no legs?
A sponge.
Why do polo bears like bald men?
Because they have a great, white, bear place.
What's yellow, comes from Peru, and is completely unknown?
Waterloo Bear, Paddington Bear's forgotten cousin.
What do tigers wear in bed?
Stripey pyjamas.
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a balloon?
A creature that stinks to high heaven.
What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?
How slime flies.
How do snails get their shells all shiny?
They use snail polish.
What happened to the cold jellyfish?
It set.