How would you get four reindeer in a car? Two in the front and two in the back. And how do you get four polar bears in a car? Take the reindeer out first.
How do you weigh a whale? On Whale Weigh Scales.
What does a squid sheriff form? An octoposse.
Did you hear about the new shark food restaurant called Jaws? It costs an arm and a leg to eat there.
What's the favourite flavour of sharks? Shark-o-late.
Why don't whales eat sushi very often? Of course whales like sushi. It's just those itty-bitty chop sticks that keep getting stuck in their teeth.
What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond? He had him newt-ered.
What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn? A Moles Royce.
Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother? For smoking in bed.
Did you hear about the horse that has made a dozen films? He's not a star though, he just does bit parts!