How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?
It had a lot of hare pins.
What book did the rabbit take on vacation?
One with a hoppy ending.
What do you call an affectionate rabbit?
A tender, loving hare.
What's a rabbits favorite musical?
Hare.
When do rabbits have buck teeth?
When their parents won't get them braces.
When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train?
When it's on the train.
Why are rabbits never gold?
How would you tell them apart from goldfish?
What do you call a poodle with no legs?
A sponge.
Why do polo bears like bald men?
Because they have a great, white, bear place.
What's yellow, comes from Peru, and is completely unknown?
Waterloo Bear, Paddington Bear's forgotten cousin.