The best animal jokes

When Chuck Norris got stung by a bee, the Bee had an allergic reaction called Chuck Norris.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
What is a bear's favourite drink? Koka-Koala.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly? Just a phew.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, fart
What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man? Tarzan stripes forever.
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: What is the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? A: One says "See you later" and the other says "In a while".
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, death, time
Q. What’s got 4 legs and bleeds? A. Half a spider!
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal
The male worm towards the female worm: Baby, if you don’t take me as you’re husband, I’m throwing myself to the chickens!
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, husband
Q: What's meaner than a pit bull with herpes? A: The guy who gave it to him.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, health
One day two boys were walking through the woods when they saw some rabbit turds. One of the boys said, "What is that?" "They're smart pills," said the other boy. "Eat them and they'll make you smarter." So he ate them and said, "These taste like crap." "See," said the other boy, "you're getting smarter already."
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting
Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, insulting, Yo mama
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