A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
Q: What's meaner than a pit bull with herpes?
A: The guy who gave it to him.
Vote:
Q: What animal rotates at least 200 times after it dies?
A: A rotisserie chicken.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.
How do you make a milkshake?
Give a cow a pogo stick.
What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare line.
Why don't whales eat sushi very often?
Of course whales like sushi.
It's just those itty-bitty chop sticks that keep getting stuck in their teeth.
How do you go about hiring a horse?
Try two pairs of stilts!
Q: Why doesn't Tigger have any friends?
A: He plays with Pooh.
Vote:
"Waiter, what is this hare doing in my salad?"
"I believe he's eating your lettuce."