Pavlov walks into a bar. The phone rings, and he says, "Damn, I forgot to feed the dog."
Q: Whats worse then finding half a worm in your apple? A: The Holocaust.
When Chuck Norris got stung by a bee, the Bee had an allergic reaction called Chuck Norris.
What is a bear's favourite drink? Koka-Koala.
Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man? Tarzan stripes forever.
Q: What is the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? A: One says "See you later" and the other says "In a while".
Q. What’s got 4 legs and bleeds? A. Half a spider!
The male worm towards the female worm: Baby, if you don’t take me as you’re husband, I’m throwing myself to the chickens!
Q: What's meaner than a pit bull with herpes? A: The guy who gave it to him.