Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?
He wanted to see how much the milky weighed.
What newspaper do cows read?
The Daily Moos.
What is a moo hoo for a cow fight?
A cattle battle.
What is a moo hoo for a delightful ranch owner?
A charmer farmer.
What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow?
A tail pail.
What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?
The first herd shot round the world.
What do you get from a cowmedian?
Cream of Wit.
When is a farmer like a magician?
When he turns his cow into pasture.
Where do steers go to dance?
To the Meat Ball.
Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?
She was pasteurized.