What did the bee say to the flower?
"Hi, honey."
I thought I was at a Nicki Minaj concert for 20 minutes before I realized I was just watching a homeless man yell at a pigeon.
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia.
That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
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What would you hear at a cow concert?
Moo-sic!
A deer hunter who was an atheist was out in the woods when suddenly a 1,000-pound deer stepped out.
"Good God!" exclaimed the hunter.
Suddenly, a voice from Heaven said, "I thought you don't believe in me."
The hunter replied, "Up until now I didn't believe in 1,000-pound deer either."
Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
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Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A. "How do you breathe through something so small?"
What’s the difference between cats and dogs?
Dogs have owners, cats have staff.
Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.
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Where does a cow stop to drink?
The milky way.