Q: What's meaner than a pit bull with herpes?
A: The guy who gave it to him.
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Q: What animal rotates at least 200 times after it dies?
A: A rotisserie chicken.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.
How do you make a milkshake?
Give a cow a pogo stick.
What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare line.
Why don't whales eat sushi very often?
Of course whales like sushi.
It's just those itty-bitty chop sticks that keep getting stuck in their teeth.
How do you go about hiring a horse?
Try two pairs of stilts!
Once Odhiambo a dark kenyan man was travelling to london by air sitting next to a white lady with his pet monkey.
Oodhiambo stood up and went to the washrooms and when he came back he found his bunch of bananas missing.
He asked the white lady "Sorry your brother here ate them all" she said while patting the monkey.
After a while the lady got up and went to the washroom to come back and find his pet monkey dead
She inquired on the matter, Odhiambo camly replied "I killed it."
"Why?" asked the lady.
He replied "This is family matter it doesnt concern you."
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Q: Why doesn't Tigger have any friends?
A: He plays with Pooh.
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"Waiter, what is this hare doing in my salad?"
"I believe he's eating your lettuce."