Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales? He wanted to see how much the milky weighed.
What newspaper do cows read? The Daily Moos.
What is a moo hoo for a cow fight? A cattle battle.
What is a moo hoo for a delightful ranch owner? A charmer farmer.
What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow? A tail pail.
What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit? The first herd shot round the world.
What do you get from a cowmedian? Cream of Wit.
When is a farmer like a magician? When he turns his cow into pasture.
Where do steers go to dance? To the Meat Ball.
Why couldn't the cow leave the farm? She was pasteurized.