What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office? An encownter group.
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins.
What do you call an affectionate rabbit? A tender, loving hare.
What's a rabbits favorite musical? Hare.
When do rabbits have buck teeth? When their parents won't get them braces.
Why are rabbits never gold? How would you tell them apart from goldfish?
What do you call a poodle with no legs? A sponge.
Why do polo bears like bald men? Because they have a great, white, bear place.
What's yellow, comes from Peru, and is completely unknown? Waterloo Bear, Paddington Bear's forgotten cousin.
What do tigers wear in bed? Stripey pyjamas.