Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.
What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare line.
Why don't whales eat sushi very often?
Of course whales like sushi.
It's just those itty-bitty chop sticks that keep getting stuck in their teeth.
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
Q: What's meaner than a pit bull with herpes?
A: The guy who gave it to him.
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Once Odhiambo a dark kenyan man was travelling to london by air sitting next to a white lady with his pet monkey.
Oodhiambo stood up and went to the washrooms and when he came back he found his bunch of bananas missing.
He asked the white lady "Sorry your brother here ate them all" she said while patting the monkey.
After a while the lady got up and went to the washroom to come back and find his pet monkey dead
She inquired on the matter, Odhiambo camly replied "I killed it."
"Why?" asked the lady.
He replied "This is family matter it doesnt concern you."
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Q: Why doesn't Tigger have any friends?
A: He plays with Pooh.
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"Waiter, what is this hare doing in my salad?"
"I believe he's eating your lettuce."
What is a bear's favourite drink?
Koka-Koala.
Which is the most dangerous animal in the Northern Hemisphere?
Yak the Ripper.