When Chuck Norris got stung by a bee, the Bee had an allergic reaction called Chuck Norris.
What is a bear's favourite drink? Koka-Koala.
How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly? Just a phew.
What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man? Tarzan stripes forever.
Q: What is the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? A: One says "See you later" and the other says "In a while".
Q. What’s got 4 legs and bleeds? A. Half a spider!
The male worm towards the female worm: Baby, if you don’t take me as you’re husband, I’m throwing myself to the chickens!
Q: What's meaner than a pit bull with herpes? A: The guy who gave it to him.
One day two boys were walking through the woods when they saw some rabbit turds. One of the boys said, "What is that?" "They're smart pills," said the other boy. "Eat them and they'll make you smarter." So he ate them and said, "These taste like crap." "See," said the other boy, "you're getting smarter already."
Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!