The best animal jokes

Two cows were chatting over the fence between their fields. The first cow said, "I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary. They say it is spreading fast; I heard it hit some cows down on the Johnson Farm."  The other cow replied, "Hell, I ain't worried, it won't affect us ducks."
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Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, money, Yo mama
What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare line.
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Why don't whales eat sushi very often? Of course whales like sushi. It's just those itty-bitty chop sticks that keep getting stuck in their teeth.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, fish
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
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Q: What's meaner than a pit bull with herpes? A: The guy who gave it to him.
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Q: Why doesn't Tigger have any friends? A: He plays with Pooh.
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"Waiter, what is this hare doing in my salad?" "I believe he's eating your lettuce."
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What is a bear's favourite drink? Koka-Koala.
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Which is the most dangerous animal in the Northern Hemisphere? Yak the Ripper.
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