Q: Why couldn't the pony sing? A: Because he's a little hoarse.
If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.
Q: Whats worse then finding half a worm in your apple? A: The Holocaust.
What is a bear's favourite drink? Koka-Koala.
One day Mullah was beating his donkey in a remote place. A man saw him and asked: why are you beating the poor animal. Sorry, said Mullah, is it a member of your family?
Q: Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days? A: Because then the children have to play inside.
Q.How do you catch a polar bear? A.You cut a hole in the ice and you put peas all round the edge and when the polar bear comes along and stops for a pea,you kick it in the ice hole.
Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.
Whats the difference in a seagull and a babys diaper? A seagull flits across the shore and a baby shits across the floor.
Q: What is the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? A: One says "See you later" and the other says "In a while".