The best animal jokes

Q: What is a black cat's favorite color? A: Purrrrrr-ple!
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What is the most important use for cowhide? To hold the cow together.
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What happens when the cows refuse to be milked? Udder chaos.
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Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes? In a pellet court!
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If they made a movie starring the Loch Ness monster and the great white shark from Jaws, what would the movie be called? Loch Jaws.
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A lion was getting rather old and slow and having difficulty catching its prey. It decided it needed a disguise so that other animals did not know it was a lion and would not run away. So it goes into a fancy dress shop and buys a gorilla suit. It then heads for a watering hole to see if it can catch something with its new disguise. On the way it comes across two eagles sitting on a rock. One eagle says to it "Hi Mr. Lion!" The other said, "Where did you get the gorilla suit?" The lion, rather frustrated, asks, "How did you know I was a lion?" The eagles then started to sing, "You can't hide your lion eyes".
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Why was the racehorse names Strawberry Ice? He was a sherbet!
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Usain Bolt is so fast I saw a Cheetah giving him a High 5.
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The friend of my mother has taken look at the photo on which I was and has said: "yeah, the stepfather of Johny is a real expert of breeding of meaty pig types."
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, fat, food, insulting
Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
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has 56.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, disgusting, morbid, music
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