The best animal jokes

Q: Why couldn't the pony sing? A: Because he's a little hoarse.
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has 52.63 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.
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has 52.50 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, Chuck Norris
Q: Whats worse then finding half a worm in your apple? A: The Holocaust.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, food
What is a bear's favourite drink? Koka-Koala.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
One day Mullah was beating his donkey in a remote place. A man saw him and asked: why are you beating the poor animal. Sorry, said Mullah, is it a member of your family?
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, family
Q: Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days? A: Because then the children have to play inside.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, kids, weather
Q.How do you catch a polar bear? A.You cut a hole in the ice and you put peas all round the edge and when the polar bear comes along and stops for a pea,you kick it in the ice hole.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal
Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.
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has 52.41 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Whats the difference in a seagull and a babys diaper? A seagull flits across the shore and a baby shits across the floor.
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has 52.41 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby
Q: What is the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? A: One says "See you later" and the other says "In a while".
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, death, time
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