What do you call a dumb bunny? A hare brain.
What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes? A dumb bunny.
Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.
What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit? A honey bunny.
What should a rabbit use to keep his fur neat? A harebrush.
Which rabbits were famous bank robbers? Bunny and Clyde.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares.
Q: What do you get when you cross a perm with a rabbit? A: Curly hare.
There are bats hanging of a branch upside down, all except one. Two bats comment: "What's happened to this one? I don't know, two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.
Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving? They couldn't get the moose in the oven!