A duck walks into a pet store and asked the owner if he sold “duck-food” here. The owner said; “no, I don’t sell duck food here”. The next day the duck went back to the same pet store, and asked the owner again if he sold “duck-food” here. The owner became very angry and said; “if you ask me for “duck-food” one more time, I am going to nail your web feet to the floor!” The duck came back on the third day and asked the owner of the pet store; “do you sell any hammer and nails here?” The owner answered; “no, I don’t sell any hammer and nails here”. The duck then asked; “do you sell any “duck-food” here”?
Unicorns are extinct but Chuck Norris used all their horns as toothpicks.
Is Snoop serious? Or is Snoop Lion?
What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand? Cows-mopolitan!
Where did the bull carry his stock-market report? In his beef case.
What do you get if you cross a cow, a french fry, and a sofa? A cowch potato.
If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what song would you get? "Beeflt!"
How do rabbits get to work? By rabbit transit.
What do you call a dumb bunny? A hare brain.
What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes? A dumb bunny.