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What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache? A bad mood.
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Where did the bull carry his stock-market report? In his beef case.
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What do you get if you cross a cow, a french fry, and a sofa? A cowch potato.
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If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what song would you get? "Beeflt!"
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How do rabbits get to work? By rabbit transit.
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What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit? A honey bunny.
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Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station? Because it's a mane-lion station.
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How are tigers like sergeants in the army? They both wear stripes.
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What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common? Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth.
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Did you hear the joke about the skunk? Never mind, it stinks.
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