The best animal jokes

Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Q. What’s got 4 legs and bleeds? A. Half a spider!
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal
The male worm towards the female worm: Baby, if you don’t take me as you’re husband, I’m throwing myself to the chickens!
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, husband
A baby snake asked it's mom, "Mommy are we poisonous?" The mother snake responded, "Yes honey, but why do you want to know?" The baby snake responded, "Because I just bit myself..."
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: What's meaner than a pit bull with herpes? A: The guy who gave it to him.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, health
Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, insulting, Yo mama
What did the male squirrel say when the female attacked him... Get away from my nuts.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I walked past your fence, she came out barking.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
What is the definition of "moon"? The past tense of "moo"!
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal
Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales? He wanted to see how much the milky weighed.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal
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