Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.
Q. What’s got 4 legs and bleeds? A. Half a spider!
The male worm towards the female worm: Baby, if you don’t take me as you’re husband, I’m throwing myself to the chickens!
A baby snake asked it's mom, "Mommy are we poisonous?" The mother snake responded, "Yes honey, but why do you want to know?" The baby snake responded, "Because I just bit myself..."
Q: What's meaner than a pit bull with herpes? A: The guy who gave it to him.
Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!
What did the male squirrel say when the female attacked him... Get away from my nuts.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I walked past your fence, she came out barking.
What is the definition of "moon"? The past tense of "moo"!
Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales? He wanted to see how much the milky weighed.