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What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep? A stripey sweater.
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What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head? A tiger moth.
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Chuck norris can eat chicken tonight tomorow.
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What does a squid sheriff form? An octoposse.
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Did you hear about the new shark food restaurant called Jaws? It costs an arm and a leg to eat there.
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Why don't whales eat sushi very often? Of course whales like sushi. It's just those itty-bitty chop sticks that keep getting stuck in their teeth.
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What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond? He had him newt-ered.
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What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn? A Moles Royce.
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Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother? For smoking in bed.
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Did you hear about the horse that has made a dozen films? He's not a star though, he just does bit parts!
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