The best animal jokes

Where do rabbits go after their wedding? On their bunnymoon.
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Which rabbits were famous bank robbers? Bunny and Clyde.
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What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day? After a week he was spotless.
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Have you read the book, "100-mile Horse Trek" Who wrote it? Major Bumsore.
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Why did the bareback performer ride his horse? Because it got too heavy to carry.
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The friend of my mother has taken look at the photo on which I was and has said: "yeah, the stepfather of Johny is a real expert of breeding of meaty pig types."
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, fat, food, insulting
I threw a ball for my dog... It's a bit extravagant I know, but it was his birthday and he looks great in a dinner jacket.
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has 52.63 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: animal, birthday, dog, food
A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country. After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought, "Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!" She got out and walked over to the farmer and said, "If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?" The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, said she could have a try. The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, "157." The farmer was amazed - she was right! So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette), picked one out and got back into her car. Before she left, farmer walked up to her and said. "If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?"
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has 52.63 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, math
I was hiking once with my girlfriend. Suddenly a huge brown bear was charging at us, really mad. We must have come close to her cubs. Luckily I had my 9mm pistol with me. One shot to my girlfriend's kneecap was all it took. I could walk away at a comfortable pace.
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What did the flower say to be the bee? "Buzz off you stupid ugly horny cunt."
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