The best animal jokes

A waitress walks up to a man to take his order. "I'd like to get the turtle soup, please." The waitress walks off to go get his order, but the man changes his mind and decides he wants the pea soup instead. "Hold the turtle, make it pea!"
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Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.
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What do cows get when they are sick? Hay Fever.
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What do cows like to do at amoosement parks? Ride on the roller cowster.
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What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday? A merry dairy.
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What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits? A cud thud.
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What is a moo hoo for steak that came late? Filet delay.
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What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine? Hamburger.
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What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office? An encownter group.
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A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit. Finally the bee turned around and flew away. Why? The rabbit had two b's already.
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