What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache? A bad mood.
Where did the bull carry his stock-market report? In his beef case.
What do you get if you cross a cow, a french fry, and a sofa? A cowch potato.
If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what song would you get? "Beeflt!"
How do rabbits get to work? By rabbit transit.
What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit? A honey bunny.
Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station? Because it's a mane-lion station.
How are tigers like sergeants in the army? They both wear stripes.
What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common? Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth.
Did you hear the joke about the skunk? Never mind, it stinks.