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Q: What did the apple say to the worm? A: You're boring me.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I walked past your fence, she came out barking.
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What is a moo hoo for a cow fight? A cattle battle.
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What is a moo hoo for a delightful ranch owner? A charmer farmer.
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What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow? A tail pail.
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What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit? The first herd shot round the world.
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What do you get from a cowmedian? Cream of Wit.
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Where do steers go to dance? To the Meat Ball.
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Why couldn't the cow leave the farm? She was pasteurized.
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What is the golden rule for cows? Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you.
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