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What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits? A cud thud.
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What is a moo hoo for steak that came late? Filet delay.
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What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine? Hamburger.
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What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office? An encownter group.
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How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins.
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What do you call an affectionate rabbit? A tender, loving hare.
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What's a rabbits favorite musical? Hare.
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Why are rabbits never gold? How would you tell them apart from goldfish?
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What do you call a poodle with no legs? A sponge.
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Why do polo bears like bald men? Because they have a great, white, bear place.
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