The best animal jokes

What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes? A dumb bunny.
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What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit? A honey bunny.
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What should a rabbit use to keep his fur neat? A harebrush.
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There are bats hanging of a branch upside down, all except one. Two bats comment: "What's happened to this one? I don't know, two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.
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Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station? Because it's a mane-lion station.
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Did you hear the joke about the skunk? Never mind, it stinks.
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Chuck norris can eat chicken tonight tomorow.
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What does a squid sheriff form? An octoposse.
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Did you hear about the new shark food restaurant called Jaws? It costs an arm and a leg to eat there.
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Why don't whales eat sushi very often? Of course whales like sushi. It's just those itty-bitty chop sticks that keep getting stuck in their teeth.
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