A man came home from the bar with an unknown woman. He woke up in the morning and yelled, "A crocodile, a crocodile!" The woman woke up and asked, "Where, where?" A man cried again, "O-o-oh, the crocodile is talking!"
What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache? A bad mood.
Where did the bull carry his stock-market report? In his beef case.
How do rabbits get to work? By rabbit transit.
Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station? Because it's a mane-lion station.
What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common? Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth.
What's the difference between a reindeer and a snowball? They re both brown, except the snowball.
Did you hear about the new shark food restaurant called Jaws? It costs an arm and a leg to eat there.
What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond? He had him newt-ered.
What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn? A Moles Royce.