Q: What did the apple say to the worm?
A: You're boring me.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I walked past your fence, she came out barking.
What is a moo hoo for a cow fight?
A cattle battle.
What is a moo hoo for a delightful ranch owner?
A charmer farmer.
What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow?
A tail pail.
What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?
The first herd shot round the world.
What do you get from a cowmedian?
Cream of Wit.
Where do steers go to dance?
To the Meat Ball.
Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?
She was pasteurized.
What is the golden rule for cows?
Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you.