"I’m in a big trouble!" "Why is that?" "I saw a mouse in my house!" "Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap." "I don’t have one." "Well then, buy one." "Can’t afford one." "I can give you mine if you want." "That sounds good." "All you need to do is just use some cheese in order to make the mouse come to the trap." "I don’t have any cheese." "Okay then, take a piece of bread and put a bit of oil in it and put it in the trap." "I don’t have oil." "Well, then put only a small piece of bread." "I don’t have bread." "Then what is the mouse doing at your house?"
Why was cow afraid? He was a cow-herd.
What's a cow's favorite moosical note? Beef-flat!
What is a cow's favourite TV show? Dr Moo.
What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache? A bad mood.
What is a cow's favorite lunch meat? Bullogna.
How do you know when you re eating rabbit stew? When it has hares in it.
"Waiter, what is this hare doing in my salad?" "I believe he's eating your lettuce."
What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat? Thistle have to do.
What job do rabbits at hotels have? Bellhop.