Did you hear about the man with five keen senses? He still lacked common and horse!
How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites? They take a gallop poll!
Pavlov walks into a bar. The phone rings, and he says, "Damn, I forgot to feed the dog."
Q: Why doesn't Tigger have any friends? A: He plays with Pooh.
Question: Why does Tigger smell? Answer: You'd smell too if you played with Pooh all day!
Lara Rabbit: "Do you think that's Sophie's natural color?" Zara Rabbit: "Only her hare dresser knows for sure."
Why was the man sued by his horse? For palomino-money!
The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...
Two snakes were crawling along when one snake asked the other, "Are we poisonous?" The other replied, "You're darn right we are! We're rattlesnakes. Why do you ask?" To which the first replied, "Because I just bit my tongue"
Q: What do you call a car only British animals can drive? A: OxFord.