Did you hear about the man who named his horse Radish?
Did you hear about the man with five keen senses? He still lacked common and horse!
How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites? They take a gallop poll!
One day the zookeeper noticed that the Orangutan was reading two books - the Bible and Darwin's Origin of Species. In surprise he asked the ape, "Why are you reading both those books"? "Well," said the Orangutan, "I just wanted to know if I was my brother's keeper or my keeper's brother."
Pavlov walks into a bar. The phone rings, and he says, "Damn, I forgot to feed the dog."
Q: Why doesn't Tigger have any friends? A: He plays with Pooh.
Question: Why does Tigger smell? Answer: You'd smell too if you played with Pooh all day!
Lara Rabbit: "Do you think that's Sophie's natural color?" Zara Rabbit: "Only her hare dresser knows for sure."
Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.
Why was the man sued by his horse? For palomino-money!