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Did you hear about the man who named his horse Radish?
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Did you hear about the man with five keen senses? He still lacked common and horse!
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How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites? They take a gallop poll!
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One day the zookeeper noticed that the Orangutan was reading two books - the Bible and Darwin's Origin of Species. In surprise he asked the ape, "Why are you reading both those books"? "Well," said the Orangutan, "I just wanted to know if I was my brother's keeper or my keeper's brother."
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Pavlov walks into a bar. The phone rings, and he says, "Damn, I forgot to feed the dog."
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Q: Why doesn't Tigger have any friends? A: He plays with Pooh.
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Question: Why does Tigger smell? Answer: You'd smell too if you played with Pooh all day!
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Lara Rabbit: "Do you think that's Sophie's natural color?" Zara Rabbit: "Only her hare dresser knows for sure."
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Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.
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Why was the man sued by his horse? For palomino-money!
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