Why do cows think cooks are mean?
They whip cream!
What do cows like to do at amoosement parks?
Ride on the roller cowster.
What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?
A cud thud.
What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat?
Shipped beef.
What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office?
An encownter group.
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?
It had a lot of hare pins.
What happened to the cold jellyfish?
It set.
Q: What is a bee that cant make up his mind?
A: A maybe.
Q: What is the pink stuff between elephant’s toes?
A: Slow clowns.
Pavlov walks into a bar.
The phone rings, and he says, "Damn, I forgot to feed the dog."