What is a cow's favourite TV show? Dr Moo.
What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you? Your calves.
What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache? A bad mood.
What is a cow's favorite lunch meat? Bullogna.
How do you know when you re eating rabbit stew? When it has hares in it.
"Waiter, what is this hare doing in my salad?" "I believe he's eating your lettuce."
What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat? Thistle have to do.
What job do rabbits at hotels have? Bellhop.
Which rabbits were famous bank robbers? Bunny and Clyde.
Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet? It lives on ice.