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What is a cow's favourite TV show? Dr Moo.
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What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you? Your calves.
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What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache? A bad mood.
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What is a cow's favorite lunch meat? Bullogna.
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How do you know when you re eating rabbit stew? When it has hares in it.
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"Waiter, what is this hare doing in my salad?" "I believe he's eating your lettuce."
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What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat? Thistle have to do.
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What job do rabbits at hotels have? Bellhop.
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Which rabbits were famous bank robbers? Bunny and Clyde.
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Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet? It lives on ice.
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