What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache? A bad mood.
How do bulls drive their cars? They steer them.
"Did you hear about the farmer who lost control of his tractor in the cow pasture?" "No." "Did he hurt the cows?" "No, he just grazed them."
What is a cow's favorite lunch meat? Bullogna.
How do you know when you re eating rabbit stew? When it has hares in it.
"Waiter, what is this hare doing in my salad?" "I believe he's eating your lettuce."
What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat? Thistle have to do.
What job do rabbits at hotels have? Bellhop.
Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet? It lives on ice.
Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station? Because it's a mane-lion station.