The best animal jokes

A baby snake asked it's mom, "Mommy are we poisonous?" The mother snake responded, "Yes honey, but why do you want to know?" The baby snake responded, "Because I just bit myself..."
Vote:
has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal
Why do cows think cooks are mean? They whip cream!
Vote:
has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal
What do cows get when they are sick? Hay Fever.
Vote:
has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal, health
What do cows like to do at amoosement parks? Ride on the roller cowster.
Vote:
has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal
What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday? A merry dairy.
Vote:
has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal, holiday
What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits? A cud thud.
Vote:
has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal
What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine? Hamburger.
Vote:
has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office? An encownter group.
Vote:
has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal, doctor
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins.
Vote:
has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal
What's a rabbits favorite musical? Hare.
Vote:
has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
<<<81828384
More jokes →
Page 81 of 153.