What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare line.
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Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'"
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken."
Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?"
Mother: "Because we need the eggs."
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
You don't because it won't come.
Why was the man sued by his horse?
For palomino-money!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: It was escaping from K.F.C.
A woman went to the doctor's and complained of being really sore.
"Do you have any idea why?"
"Well, I had sex with an elephant!"
"You did?
But elephants are known to have small penises!"
"Yeah, but he fingered me first."
Why did the gag-writer turn green?
Cause the gag-writer was sick of writing frog jokes!
What is a moo hoo for a cow that fell into the thresher?
Ground round.
How do elephants hide in the jungle?
Paint their balls red and pretend they are cherries!
What's the loudest noise in the jungle?
Monkeys eating cherries...
Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100?
Because when she gets to 69 she has a frog in her throat.
Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey.
The country there now is only an impostor.
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