What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare line.
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A little bear.
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Pavlov walks into a bar.
The phone rings, and he says, "Damn, I forgot to feed the dog."
Q. What's green and red?
A. A very mad frog.
Q: What's long and thin and covered with skin and nobody knows how many holes its been in.
A: A worm.
A panda bear walks into a restaurant and orders a sandwich.
When he receives the sandwich he eats it and then shoots the waiter and leaves the restaurant.
A policeman sees the panda and tells him he just broke the law.
The panda bear tells the policeman that he's innocent and, if he didn't believe him, to look in the dictionary.
The policeman gets a dictionary and looks up "panda bear."
It says, "Panda Bear: eats shoots and leaves."
What should a rabbit use to keep his fur neat?
A harebrush.