What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare line.
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Indeed, whenever we came to a fence he let me over first!
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A: It'll take a while before I get hard again, I just got laid by a chick.
What was the name of the film about a killer lion that swam underwater?
Claws.
Q: Why are dogs such bad dancers?
A: They have two left feet.
Dogs believe they are human.
Cats believe they are God.
What does a cow like to do by a campfire?
Roast Moosmallows.
When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
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Animal testing is a terrible idea;
they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
A man goes to the circus. After the show he speaks to the manager and asks for a job.
"Alright, what can you do?", the manager asks.
"I can do great bird impressions", the man replies.
"Pssh, a lot of people can do that".
"Oh well", the man says and flies away.