The best animal jokes

Q: What do you call a horse that plays the violin in a musical? A: Fiddler on the hoof.
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has 54.16 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
Q: Which American duo became famous for stealing horses? A: Bonnie and Clydesdale.
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has 54.16 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: animal
What do spiders like to order at a fast food restaurant? Burgers and flies.
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has 54.16 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
First Kangaroo: If you were surrounded by 30 lions, 25 elephants and 10 hippos, how would you get away from them? Second Kangaroo: Step off the merry-go-round.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal
A blonde and her husband were driving home, when they hit a rabit. They both got out of the car and stood over the poor creature. The blonde and her husband just stood their, when she said "Oh I know." So she when in the car and rumaged through her purse and came out with what looked a bottle. She poured it on the rabit and they both got in the car. Suddenly the rabit got up hopped a little bit and waved, hopped a little and waved, hopped to the top of the hill and waved. Then dissapered over it. The husband just stared at his wife and said "Honey, what did you pour on that rabit?" His wife just said "Hair Restorer with a permanent wave."
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, car, driving, life
What's black and white and rolls down the Boardwalk? A nigger and a seagull fighting over a French Fry.
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has 54.07 % from 162 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, food
A beautiful princess comes upon a frog in a meadow near her castle. The frog hops into the princess' lap and says, "My lady, one kiss from you, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I once was, and then, my sweet, we can marry and set-up housekeeping in yon castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever be happy doing so." That night, as the princess dines on lightly sauteed frog legs, she chuckles to herself, "I don't f**kin' think so."
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has 53.84 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: animal, beauty, marriage
What do you call an owl magician? HOOOOOdini.
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has 53.78 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: animal
If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.
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has 53.62 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, Chuck Norris
A deer hunter who was an atheist was out in the woods when suddenly a 1,000-pound deer stepped out. "Good God!" exclaimed the hunter. Suddenly, a voice from Heaven said, "I thought you don't believe in me." The hunter replied, "Up until now I didn't believe in 1,000-pound deer either."
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has 53.62 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: animal, god, hunting, religious
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