Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian?
A: She liked kids...
How does an octopus go to war?
Well-armed.
No chicken dies a virgin.
They get laid at birth *slaps knee*.
Why was cow afraid?
He was a cow-herd.
What's a moo hoo for grazing school?
Grass class.
What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote?
One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny.
Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes?
In a pellet court!
What's a teddy bears favourite pasta?
Tagliateddy.
What's a skunk's philosophy of life?
Eat, stink and be merry.
What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?
A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot.