What do you call a deer with no eyes?
I have no I-Deer.
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An elephant with diarrhea.
Why was cow afraid?
He was a cow-herd.
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Beef-flat!
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A bad mood.
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healthHow do bulls drive their cars?
They steer them.
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car"Did you hear about the farmer who lost control of his tractor in the cow pasture?"
"No."
"Did he hurt the cows?"
"No, he just grazed them."
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carWhat is a cow's favorite lunch meat?
Bullogna.
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foodWhat happens when the cows refuse to be milked?
Udder chaos.
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animal"Waiter, what is this hare doing in my salad?"
"I believe he's eating your lettuce."
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