How is a rabbit like a plum? They re both purple, except for the rabbit.
What do you call an unusual rabbit? A rare hare.
What should a rabbit use to keep his fur neat? A harebrush.
What's a rabbits favorite book? Hop on Pop.
What's a rabbits favorite movie? Rabbits of the Lost Ark.
Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world? It has 4 rabbits feet.
What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle? A polo bear.
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur? A stinkasaurus.
Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber? The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.
Did you hear about the new shark food restaurant called Jaws? It costs an arm and a leg to eat there.