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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I have no I-Deer.
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What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs? An elephant with diarrhea.
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Why was cow afraid? He was a cow-herd.
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What's a cow's favorite moosical note? Beef-flat!
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What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache? A bad mood.
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How do bulls drive their cars? They steer them.
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"Did you hear about the farmer who lost control of his tractor in the cow pasture?" "No." "Did he hurt the cows?" "No, he just grazed them."
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What is a cow's favorite lunch meat? Bullogna.
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What happens when the cows refuse to be milked? Udder chaos.
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"Waiter, what is this hare doing in my salad?" "I believe he's eating your lettuce."
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