The best animal jokes

Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian?  A: She liked kids...
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has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, doctor, kids
How does an octopus go to war? Well-armed.
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: animal, war
No chicken dies a virgin. They get laid at birth *slaps knee*.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, death
Why was cow afraid? He was a cow-herd.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal
What's a moo hoo for grazing school? Grass class.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, school
What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote? One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, money
Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes? In a pellet court!
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, lawyer
What's a teddy bears favourite pasta? Tagliateddy.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal
What's a skunk's philosophy of life? Eat, stink and be merry.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, life
What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl? A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot.
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