Why don't cows ever have any money? Because the farmers milk them dry.
What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit? A honey bunny.
Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes? In a pellet court!
What kind of money do polar bears use? Ice lolly.
What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl? A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot.
Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
A man moved to a mountain top to get rid of the hustle and be alone. One day he heard a knock at the door and no one was there but then he looked down and there sat a snail and it said "it is quite cold out here can I come in?" The man shouted "NO why don't you all understand I want to be alone!" and he kicked the snail down the mountain. One year later there was a knock at the door and no one was there and then he looked down and there again sat a snail and it said, "What did you do that for?"
Why was the racehorse names Strawberry Ice? He was a sherbet!
What is the slowest racehorse in the world? A clotheshorse.
Q: What goes "oom... oom"? A: A cow walking backward!