The best animal jokes

If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.
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has 53.62 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, Chuck Norris
Pavlov walks into a bar. The phone rings, and he says, "Damn, I forgot to feed the dog."
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, bar, dog, phone
Q: Why doesn't Tigger have any friends? A: He plays with Pooh.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting
Why did the cow jump over the moon? To get to the Milky Way!
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, travel
Chuck Norris eats black holes for breakfast. They taste like chicken.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
Why don't lobsters share? They re shellfish.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, fish
Q: Why don't they let Blondes swim in the ocean? A: Because they can't get the smell out of the tuna.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde
Two Rabbits are running from a group of foxes. They hide in a pile of hay, one rabbit says to the other one "Ok we can run for it or we can stay here and out number them." And the other rabbit says, "We're going to run for it you idiot I'm your brother."
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has 53.58 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: animal, game, gay, sex
Curiosity didn't kill the cat. Chuck Norris did.
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has 53.58 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.
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has 53.57 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
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