The best animal jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur? A stinkasaurus.
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Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber? The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.
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Did you hear about the new shark food restaurant called Jaws? It costs an arm and a leg to eat there.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Why did the horses kept saying orange juice? Because a filly gulped to much orange juice that she turned orange!
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account? They were prime mates.
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has 52.05 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: animal, IT
Q: Did you hear the Energizer Bunny Was Arrested? A: Charged With Battery.
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has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: animal, prison
Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian?  A: She liked kids...
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has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, doctor, kids
Q:Why do ducks have webbed feet? A:To stamp out fires. Q:Why do elephants have flat feet? A:To stamp out burning ducks
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: animal
Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Why was the cannibal looking peeky? Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, dog, food
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