What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur? A stinkasaurus.
Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber? The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.
Did you hear about the new shark food restaurant called Jaws? It costs an arm and a leg to eat there.
Why did the horses kept saying orange juice? Because a filly gulped to much orange juice that she turned orange!
Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account? They were prime mates.
Q: Did you hear the Energizer Bunny Was Arrested? A: Charged With Battery.
Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian? A: She liked kids...
Q:Why do ducks have webbed feet? A:To stamp out fires. Q:Why do elephants have flat feet? A:To stamp out burning ducks
Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.
Why was the cannibal looking peeky? Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!