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What's a rabbits favorite book? Hop on Pop.
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What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on him.
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When do rabbits have buck teeth? When their parents won't get them braces.
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Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant? He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.
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What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle? A polo bear.
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What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane? A dandy lion.
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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur? A stinkasaurus.
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Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber? The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.
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What is slimy and wobbly, tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas? A red jellyfish.
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Why did the horses kept saying orange juice? Because a filly gulped to much orange juice that she turned orange!
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