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How do bulls drive their cars? They steer them.
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"Did you hear about the farmer who lost control of his tractor in the cow pasture?" "No." "Did he hurt the cows?" "No, he just grazed them."
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What is a cow's favorite lunch meat? Bullogna.
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What happens when the cows refuse to be milked? Udder chaos.
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"Waiter, what is this hare doing in my salad?" "I believe he's eating your lettuce."
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What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat? Thistle have to do.
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Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station? Because it's a mane-lion station.
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What do you call a show full of lions? The mane event.
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What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial? Odour in court.
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What did one skunk say to another? And so do you.
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