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"Waiter, what is this hare doing in my salad?" "I believe he's eating your lettuce."
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What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat? Thistle have to do.
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Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.
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Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet? It lives on ice.
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Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station? Because it's a mane-lion station.
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What do you call a show full of lions? The mane event.
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Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues? Because he had a stinking cold.
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What did one skunk say to another? And so do you.
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A family of tortoises went into a cafe for some ice cream. They sat down and were about to start when Father Tortoise said, "I think it's going to rain. Junior, will you pop home and fetch my umbrella?" So off went junior for Father's umbrella, but three days later he still hadn't returned. "I think, dear," said Mother Tortoise to Father Tortoise, "that we had better eat junior's ice cream before it melts." And a voice from the door said, "If you do that I won't go."
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Chuck norris can eat chicken tonight tomorow.
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