How do bulls drive their cars?
They steer them.
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car"Did you hear about the farmer who lost control of his tractor in the cow pasture?"
"No."
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carWhat is a cow's favorite lunch meat?
Bullogna.
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Udder chaos.
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"I believe he's eating your lettuce."
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Thistle have to do.
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foodWhy do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station?
Because it's a mane-lion station.
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The mane event.
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Odour in court.
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And so do you.
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