The best animal jokes

Gemma:My dog doesn't have a nose. Ortoise: How does he smell? Gemma: Awful!
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has 54.87 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: animal
There is three kids sitting at the lunch table one day. One kid ask what do you call a mixed baby? One replies a zebra,another replies a mistake and the third one replies. Rape
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has 54.83 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, kids, racist
Q: What does an elephant use as tampon? A: A sheep.
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, elephant
Why was the cannibal looking peeky? Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, dog, food
What do you call an owl magician? HOOOOOdini.
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A man started to town with a fox, a goose, and a sack of corn. He came to a stream which he had to cross in a tiny boat. He could only take one across at a time. He could not leave the fox alone with the goose or the goose alone with the corn. How did he get them all safely over the stream? He took the goose over first and came back. Then he took the fox across and brought the goose back. Next he took the corn over. He came back alone and took the goose.
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, math
Which day of the week do chickens hate most? Fry-day!
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal
The judge: Why did you shoot the rabbit without being a member of the hunters association? The inculpated: Why did the rabbit eat cabbage from my garden, without being a family member?
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, family, hunting, lawyer
Q. Why are fish so smart? Q. Why are fish so smart A. Because they swim in schools!
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? A: Becuase the "P" is silent.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal
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