What is the definition of "moon"? The past tense of "moo"!
Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales? He wanted to see how much the milky weighed.
What is the definition of "derange"? De place where de cowboys ride.
What newspaper do cows read? The Daily Moos.
What is a moo hoo for a cow fight? A cattle battle.
What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow? A tail pail.
What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit? The first herd shot round the world.
What do you get from a cowmedian? Cream of Wit.
Where did the bull carry his stock-market report? In his beef case.
If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what song would you get? "Beeflt!"