The best animal jokes

What is a dolphin's favorite TV show? Whale of fortune.
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Have you read the book, "100-mile Horse Trek" Who wrote it? Major Bumsore.
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Why did the bareback performer ride his horse? Because it got too heavy to carry.
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The friend of my mother has taken look at the photo on which I was and has said: "yeah, the stepfather of Johny is a real expert of breeding of meaty pig types."
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, fat, food, insulting
What's black and white and rolls down the Boardwalk? A nigger and a seagull fighting over a French Fry.
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has 52.54 % from 170 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, food
Q: Why couldn't the pony sing? A: Because he's a little hoarse.
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has 52.50 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
Pavlov walks into a bar. The phone rings, and he says, "Damn, I forgot to feed the dog."
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, bar, dog, phone
What did Mariah Carey really wanted to sing: "All I want for Christmas is you... to get hit by a reindeer."
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, life, music
When Chuck Norris got stung by a bee, the Bee had an allergic reaction called Chuck Norris.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe when he roundhouse kicked a spotted Horse in the chin.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
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