The best animal jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a balloon? A creature that stinks to high heaven.
Vote:
has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal
What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast? How slime flies.
Vote:
has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal
How do snails get their shells all shiny? They use snail polish.
Vote:
has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal
What happened to the cold jellyfish? It set.
Vote:
has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal
What is slimy and wobbly, tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas? A red jellyfish.
Vote:
has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal
What's at the end of Moby Dick? A whale of a time.
Vote:
has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal, time
Did you hear about the whale who couldn't keep a secret? He was a blubber mouth.
Vote:
has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal, fish
What do you call a bear with no teeth? (A gummy bear!)
Vote:
has 54.16 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: animal
A man went to work for a zoo veterinarian. "Look in the lion's mouth," the vet told him. "How do I do that?" he asked. "Carefully," replied the vet.
Vote:
has 54.16 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: What do you get when you cross a collie with a trumpet? A: A Lassie who plays brassie!
Vote:
has 54.16 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: animal
<<<86878889
More jokes →
Page 86 of 152.