The best animal jokes

What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs? An elephant with diarrhea.
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"Waiter, what is this hare doing in my salad?" "I believe he's eating your lettuce."
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What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day? After a week he was spotless.
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What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial? Odour in court.
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What is a dolphin's favorite TV show? Whale of fortune.
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Have you read the book, "100-mile Horse Trek" Who wrote it? Major Bumsore.
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Why did the bareback performer ride his horse? Because it got too heavy to carry.
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The friend of my mother has taken look at the photo on which I was and has said: "yeah, the stepfather of Johny is a real expert of breeding of meaty pig types."
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, fat, food, insulting
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog, Skipper, had recently died. "You know," Mom said, "it's not so bad. Skipper's probably up in Heaven right now, having a grand old time with God." Susie stopped crying and asked, "What would God want with a dead dog?"
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has 52.64 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, dad, death, dog
What's black and white and rolls down the Boardwalk? A nigger and a seagull fighting over a French Fry.
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has 52.54 % from 170 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, food
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