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What do you call an unusual rabbit? A rare hare.
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What should a rabbit use to keep his fur neat? A harebrush.
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What's a rabbits favorite book? Hop on Pop.
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What's a rabbits favorite movie? Rabbits of the Lost Ark.
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Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant? He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.
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Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world? It has 4 rabbits feet.
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What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle? A polo bear.
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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur? A stinkasaurus.
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Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber? The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.
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Did you hear about the new shark food restaurant called Jaws? It costs an arm and a leg to eat there.
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