What do you get if you cross a skunk and a balloon? A creature that stinks to high heaven.
What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast? How slime flies.
How do snails get their shells all shiny? They use snail polish.
What happened to the cold jellyfish? It set.
What is slimy and wobbly, tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas? A red jellyfish.
What's at the end of Moby Dick? A whale of a time.
Did you hear about the whale who couldn't keep a secret? He was a blubber mouth.
Your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocodile dundy in her foot bath.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? (A gummy bear!)
A man went to work for a zoo veterinarian. "Look in the lion's mouth," the vet told him. "How do I do that?" he asked. "Carefully," replied the vet.