The best animal jokes

Q. What’s got 4 legs and bleeds? A. Half a spider!
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The male worm towards the female worm: Baby, if you don’t take me as you’re husband, I’m throwing myself to the chickens!
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Q: What's meaner than a pit bull with herpes? A: The guy who gave it to him.
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Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!
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What is the definition of "moon"? The past tense of "moo"!
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Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales? He wanted to see how much the milky weighed.
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What is the definition of "derange"? De place where de cowboys ride.
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What newspaper do cows read? The Daily Moos.
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What is a moo hoo for a cow fight? A cattle battle.
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What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow? A tail pail.
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