Gemma:My dog doesn't have a nose. Ortoise: How does he smell? Gemma: Awful!
There is three kids sitting at the lunch table one day. One kid ask what do you call a mixed baby? One replies a zebra,another replies a mistake and the third one replies. Rape
Q: What does an elephant use as tampon? A: A sheep.
Why was the cannibal looking peeky? Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!
What do you call an owl magician? HOOOOOdini.
A man started to town with a fox, a goose, and a sack of corn. He came to a stream which he had to cross in a tiny boat. He could only take one across at a time. He could not leave the fox alone with the goose or the goose alone with the corn. How did he get them all safely over the stream? He took the goose over first and came back. Then he took the fox across and brought the goose back. Next he took the corn over. He came back alone and took the goose.
Which day of the week do chickens hate most? Fry-day!
The judge: Why did you shoot the rabbit without being a member of the hunters association? The inculpated: Why did the rabbit eat cabbage from my garden, without being a family member?
Q. Why are fish so smart? Q. Why are fish so smart A. Because they swim in schools!
Q: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? A: Becuase the "P" is silent.