What is a cow's favorite lunch meat? Bullogna.
How do you know when you re eating rabbit stew? When it has hares in it.
"Waiter, what is this hare doing in my salad?" "I believe he's eating your lettuce."
What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat? Thistle have to do.
Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.
Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet? It lives on ice.
Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station? Because it's a mane-lion station.
What do you call a show full of lions? The mane event.
Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues? Because he had a stinking cold.
What did one skunk say to another? And so do you.