The best animal jokes

Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.
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Why was the cannibal looking peeky? Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, dog, food
Q:Where do you find giant snails? A:On the ends of their fingers.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it naked or homeless?
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal
What's a moo hoo for grazing school? Grass class.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, school
Why don't cows ever have any money? Because the farmers milk them dry.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, money
"Waiter, what is this hare doing in my salad?" "I believe he's eating your lettuce."
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit? A honey bunny.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal
Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes? In a pellet court!
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, lawyer
What kind of money do polar bears use? Ice lolly.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, money
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