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If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it naked or homeless?
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What's a moo hoo for grazing school? Grass class.
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Why don't cows ever have any money? Because the farmers milk them dry.
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What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit? A honey bunny.
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Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes? In a pellet court!
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What kind of money do polar bears use? Ice lolly.
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What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl? A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot.
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Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
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A lion was getting rather old and slow and having difficulty catching its prey. It decided it needed a disguise so that other animals did not know it was a lion and would not run away. So it goes into a fancy dress shop and buys a gorilla suit. It then heads for a watering hole to see if it can catch something with its new disguise. On the way it comes across two eagles sitting on a rock. One eagle says to it "Hi Mr. Lion!" The other said, "Where did you get the gorilla suit?" The lion, rather frustrated, asks, "How did you know I was a lion?" The eagles then started to sing, "You can't hide your lion eyes".
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A man moved to a mountain top to get rid of the hustle and be alone. One day he heard a knock at the door and no one was there but then he looked down and there sat a snail and it said "it is quite cold out here can I come in?" The man shouted "NO why don't you all understand I want to be alone!" and he kicked the snail down the mountain. One year later there was a knock at the door and no one was there and then he looked down and there again sat a snail and it said, "What did you do that for?"
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