The best animal jokes

What is a dolphin's favorite TV show? Whale of fortune.
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Have you read the book, "100-mile Horse Trek" Who wrote it? Major Bumsore.
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Why did the bareback performer ride his horse? Because it got too heavy to carry.
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Usain Bolt is so fast I saw a Cheetah giving him a High 5.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, athlete
The friend of my mother has taken look at the photo on which I was and has said: "yeah, the stepfather of Johny is a real expert of breeding of meaty pig types."
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, fat, food, insulting
A Football team was on the field during practice, when to their surprise, a big turkey suddenly walked up to the coach and demanded a tryout. "Are you crazy," hollered the coach, "we don’t give tryouts to turkeys." Before he knew it the turkey started dashing towards the football and made a fantastic catch. "That was amazing," exclaimed the coach. "I have never seen anything like that! How much do you want for a year?" "Don’t worry about money," said the turkey, "let me just ask you something, does the season go past thanksgiving?"
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, football, Thanksgiving
I thought I was at a Nicki Minaj concert for 20 minutes before I realized I was just watching a homeless man yell at a pigeon.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, celebrity, life, music
When Chuck Norris got stung by a bee, the Bee had an allergic reaction called Chuck Norris.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Q: What does an elephant use as tampon? A: A sheep.
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, elephant
Q: What is the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? A: One says "See you later" and the other says "In a while".
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, death, time
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