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A three-year-old boy fell eighteen feet into a zoo enclosure containing seven gorillas. He was immediately rescued, not by zookeepers, but by one of the animals. The 150 lb. female gorilla picked up the unconscious form of the boy and laid it at a door to be easily retrieved by zookeepers. This cross-species rescue has resulted in thousands of dollars in donations to the zoo. It is perhaps because of these donations that zookeepers have kept quiet about one vital detail, a hastily scrawled note tucked in the boy's collar: "Thanks; but we prefer fruit."
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What did the bee say to the flower? "Hi, honey."
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Q: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? A: Becuase the "P" is silent.
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"I’m in a big trouble!" "Why is that?" "I saw a mouse in my house!" "Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap." "I don’t have one." "Well then, buy one." "Can’t afford one." "I can give you mine if you want." "That sounds good." "All you need to do is just use some cheese in order to make the mouse come to the trap." "I don’t have any cheese." "Okay then, take a piece of bread and put a bit of oil in it and put it in the trap." "I don’t have oil." "Well, then put only a small piece of bread." "I don’t have bread." "Then what is the mouse doing at your house?"
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Yo' Mama is like a donkey: everybody rides the ass.
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Is Snoop serious? Or is Snoop Lion?
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What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs? An elephant with diarrhea.
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Q: What is a black cat's favorite color? A: Purrrrrr-ple!
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Why did the cow jump over the moon? To get to the Milky Way!
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What's a cow's favorite moosical note? Beef-flat!
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