What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow?
A tail pail.
What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?
The first herd shot round the world.
What do you get from a cowmedian?
Cream of Wit.
Where did the bull carry his stock-market report?
In his beef case.
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
An udder failure.
I hear you take milk baths.
That's right.
Why?
I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower.
If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what song would you get?
"Beeflt!"
Does running out of a burning barn make a cow unusual?
No, only medium rare.
How do you make a milkshake?
Give a cow a pogo stick.
How is a rabbit like a plum?
They re both purple, except for the rabbit.