The best animal jokes

What is a cow's favorite lunch meat? Bullogna.
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How do you know when you re eating rabbit stew? When it has hares in it.
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"Waiter, what is this hare doing in my salad?" "I believe he's eating your lettuce."
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What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat? Thistle have to do.
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Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.
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Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet? It lives on ice.
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Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station? Because it's a mane-lion station.
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What do you call a show full of lions? The mane event.
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Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues? Because he had a stinking cold.
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What did one skunk say to another? And so do you.
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