Why did the horses kept saying orange juice?
Because a filly gulped to much orange juice that she turned orange!
Q: Why couldn't the pony sing?
A: Because he's a little hoarse.
Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
A: He was having a bad hare day!
If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?
What's black and white and rolls down the Boardwalk?
A nigger and a seagull fighting over a French Fry.
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Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian?
A: She liked kids...
A deer hunter who was an atheist was out in the woods when suddenly a 1,000-pound deer stepped out.
"Good God!" exclaimed the hunter.
Suddenly, a voice from Heaven said, "I thought you don't believe in me."
The hunter replied, "Up until now I didn't believe in 1,000-pound deer either."
Q. Where do polar bears vote?
A. The North Poll.
Q:Why do ducks have webbed feet?
A:To stamp out fires.
Q:Why do elephants have flat feet?
A:To stamp out burning ducks
Why was the cannibal looking peeky?
Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!
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