Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.
Why was the cannibal looking peeky? Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!
Q:Where do you find giant snails? A:On the ends of their fingers.
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it naked or homeless?
What's a moo hoo for grazing school? Grass class.
Why don't cows ever have any money? Because the farmers milk them dry.
"Waiter, what is this hare doing in my salad?" "I believe he's eating your lettuce."
What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit? A honey bunny.
Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes? In a pellet court!
What kind of money do polar bears use? Ice lolly.