The best animal jokes

Why did the horses kept saying orange juice? Because a filly gulped to much orange juice that she turned orange!
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Q: Why couldn't the pony sing? A: Because he's a little hoarse.
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has 52.05 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? A: He was having a bad hare day!
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has 52.05 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: animal, easter
If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?
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has 52.05 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, flirt, sex
What's black and white and rolls down the Boardwalk? A nigger and a seagull fighting over a French Fry.
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has 51.89 % from 172 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, food
Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian?  A: She liked kids...
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has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, doctor, kids
A deer hunter who was an atheist was out in the woods when suddenly a 1,000-pound deer stepped out. "Good God!" exclaimed the hunter. Suddenly, a voice from Heaven said, "I thought you don't believe in me." The hunter replied, "Up until now I didn't believe in 1,000-pound deer either."
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has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: animal, god, hunting, religious
Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll.
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q:Why do ducks have webbed feet? A:To stamp out fires. Q:Why do elephants have flat feet? A:To stamp out burning ducks
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: animal
Why was the cannibal looking peeky? Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, dog, food
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