Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station?
Because it's a mane-lion station.
What do you call a show full of lions?
The mane event.
What did one skunk say to another?
And so do you.
What has antlers, pulls Father Christmas sleigh and is made of cement?
I don't know.
A reindeer.
What about the cement?
I just threw that in to make it hard.
How do you weigh a whale?
On Whale Weigh Scales.
Why don't whales eat sushi very often?
Of course whales like sushi.
It's just those itty-bitty chop sticks that keep getting stuck in their teeth.
Did you hear about the horse with the negative altitude?
He always said "Neigh"
One simply cannot play fair and win in a zoo - there are way too many cheetahs.
Q: Why does a dog stay in a shadow.
A: Because it doesn't want to be a Hotdog.
Q: Why doesn't Tigger have any friends?
A: He plays with Pooh.
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