What happens when a cow stops shaving?
It grows a Moostache.
Why do cows like being told joke?
Because they like being amoosed.
What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office?
An encownter group.
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?
It was won by a hare.
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?
It had a lot of hare pins.
How do you know when you re eating rabbit stew?
When it has hares in it.
Rabbit: "I got kicked out of my cage for not paying the rent. My wife walked out and took our twenty-nine bunnies with her. I m all out of carrots. What should I do?"
Friend: "Don't worry; be hoppy!"
What book did the rabbit take on vacation?
One with a hoppy ending.
What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery?
A yeaster bunny.
What do you call an affectionate rabbit?
A tender, loving hare.