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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.
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What should a rabbit use to keep his fur neat? A harebrush.
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What's a rabbits favorite book? Hop on Pop.
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Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world? It has 4 rabbits feet.
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What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle? A polo bear.
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Did you hear the joke about the skunk? Never mind, it stinks.
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Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber? The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.
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Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming? He was a card shark.
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What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper? A slippery customer.
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Did you hear about the man who ate nothing but oats every day? He fell in love with the Grand National winner!
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