If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what song would you get?
"Beeflt!"
Does running out of a burning barn make a cow unusual?
No, only medium rare.
What game do little cows like to play?
Moonopoly.
What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes?
A dumb bunny.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant?
An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.
What should a rabbit use to keep his fur neat?
A harebrush.
What's a rabbits favorite book?
Hop on Pop.
Which rabbits were famous bank robbers?
Bunny and Clyde.
Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?
It has 4 rabbits feet.
What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle?
A polo bear.