How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins.
Rabbit: "I got kicked out of my cage for not paying the rent. My wife walked out and took our twenty-nine bunnies with her. I m all out of carrots. What should I do?" Friend: "Don't worry; be hoppy!"
What book did the rabbit take on vacation? One with a hoppy ending.
What do you call an affectionate rabbit? A tender, loving hare.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout? A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.
What's a rabbits favorite musical? Hare.
When do rabbits have buck teeth? When their parents won't get them braces.
When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train? When it's on the train.
Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
Why are rabbits never gold? How would you tell them apart from goldfish?