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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a balloon? A creature that stinks to high heaven.
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What does a squid sheriff form? An octoposse.
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Where do sharks come from? Sharkago.
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What's the favourite flavour of sharks? Shark-o-late.
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Why did the whale like the diver? Because he had flippers.
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Why did the gray whale go on a diet? Because he wasn't a Fin whale.
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What's at the end of Moby Dick? A whale of a time.
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Did you hear about the whale who couldn't keep a secret? He was a blubber mouth.
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Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother? For smoking in bed.
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Q: What did the emu say to the nurse? A: Mend her bones or walk the plank
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