The best animal jokes

What happens when a cow stops shaving? It grows a Moostache.
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Why do cows like being told joke? Because they like being amoosed.
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What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office? An encownter group.
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How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare.
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How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins.
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How do you know when you re eating rabbit stew? When it has hares in it.
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Rabbit: "I got kicked out of my cage for not paying the rent. My wife walked out and took our twenty-nine bunnies with her. I m all out of carrots. What should I do?" Friend: "Don't worry; be hoppy!"
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What book did the rabbit take on vacation? One with a hoppy ending.
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What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery? A yeaster bunny.
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What do you call an affectionate rabbit? A tender, loving hare.
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