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What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you? Your calves.
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What happens when a cow stops shaving? It grows a Moostache.
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Why do cows like being told joke? Because they like being amoosed.
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How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins.
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Rabbit: "I got kicked out of my cage for not paying the rent. My wife walked out and took our twenty-nine bunnies with her. I m all out of carrots. What should I do?" Friend: "Don't worry; be hoppy!"
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What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery? A yeaster bunny.
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What do you call an affectionate rabbit? A tender, loving hare.
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What's a rabbits favorite book? Hop on Pop.
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Why are rabbits never gold? How would you tell them apart from goldfish?
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Why do polo bears like bald men? Because they have a great, white, bear place.
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