What is a moo hoo for steak that came late?
Filet delay.
What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine?
Hamburger.
What happens when a cow stops shaving?
It grows a Moostache.
What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office?
An encownter group.
A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit.
Finally the bee turned around and flew away.
Why?
The rabbit had two b's already.
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?
It had a lot of hare pins.
What book did the rabbit take on vacation?
One with a hoppy ending.
What do you call an affectionate rabbit?
A tender, loving hare.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?
A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.
Vote:
What's a rabbits favorite musical?
Hare.