What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
The tiger lily.
First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts?
Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a balloon?
A creature that stinks to high heaven.
What happened to the cold jellyfish?
It set.
Where do sharks come from?
Sharkago.
What's the favourite flavour of sharks?
Shark-o-late.
Why did the gray whale go on a diet?
Because he wasn't a Fin whale.
What's at the end of Moby Dick?
A whale of a time.
Did you hear about the whale who couldn't keep a secret?
He was a blubber mouth.
Q: What did the emu say to the nurse?
A: Mend her bones or walk the plank