If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what song would you get? "Beeflt!"
Does running out of a burning barn make a cow unusual? No, only medium rare.
What game do little cows like to play? Moonopoly.
What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes? A dumb bunny.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.
What should a rabbit use to keep his fur neat? A harebrush.
What's a rabbits favorite book? Hop on Pop.
Which rabbits were famous bank robbers? Bunny and Clyde.
Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world? It has 4 rabbits feet.
What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle? A polo bear.