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How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins.
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Rabbit: "I got kicked out of my cage for not paying the rent. My wife walked out and took our twenty-nine bunnies with her. I m all out of carrots. What should I do?" Friend: "Don't worry; be hoppy!"
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What book did the rabbit take on vacation? One with a hoppy ending.
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What do you call an affectionate rabbit? A tender, loving hare.
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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout? A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.
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What's a rabbits favorite musical? Hare.
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When do rabbits have buck teeth? When their parents won't get them braces.
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When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train? When it's on the train.
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Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
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Why are rabbits never gold? How would you tell them apart from goldfish?
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