What happens when a cow stops shaving? It grows a Moostache.
Why do cows like being told joke? Because they like being amoosed.
What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office? An encownter group.
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare.
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins.
How do you know when you re eating rabbit stew? When it has hares in it.
Rabbit: "I got kicked out of my cage for not paying the rent. My wife walked out and took our twenty-nine bunnies with her. I m all out of carrots. What should I do?" Friend: "Don't worry; be hoppy!"
What book did the rabbit take on vacation? One with a hoppy ending.
What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery? A yeaster bunny.
What do you call an affectionate rabbit? A tender, loving hare.