The best animal jokes

Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station? Because it's a mane-lion station.
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What do you call a show full of lions? The mane event.
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What did one skunk say to another? And so do you.
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What has antlers, pulls Father Christmas sleigh and is made of cement? I don't know. A reindeer. What about the cement? I just threw that in to make it hard.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, Santa
How do you weigh a whale? On Whale Weigh Scales.
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Why don't whales eat sushi very often? Of course whales like sushi. It's just those itty-bitty chop sticks that keep getting stuck in their teeth.
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Did you hear about the horse with the negative altitude? He always said "Neigh"
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One simply cannot play fair and win in a zoo - there are way too many cheetahs.
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Q: Why does a dog stay in a shadow. A: Because it doesn't want to be a Hotdog.
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Q: Why doesn't Tigger have any friends? A: He plays with Pooh.
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