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What is the fiercest flower in the garden? The tiger lily.
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First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts? Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.
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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a balloon? A creature that stinks to high heaven.
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What happened to the cold jellyfish? It set.
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Where do sharks come from? Sharkago.
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What's the favourite flavour of sharks? Shark-o-late.
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Why did the gray whale go on a diet? Because he wasn't a Fin whale.
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What's at the end of Moby Dick? A whale of a time.
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Did you hear about the whale who couldn't keep a secret? He was a blubber mouth.
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Q: What did the emu say to the nurse? A: Mend her bones or walk the plank
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