How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly? Just a phew.
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a balloon? A creature that stinks to high heaven.
Where do sharks come from? Sharkago.
What's the favourite flavour of sharks? Shark-o-late.
Why did the gray whale go on a diet? Because he wasn't a Fin whale.
What's at the end of Moby Dick? A whale of a time.
Did you hear about the whale who couldn't keep a secret? He was a blubber mouth.
Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother? For smoking in bed.
Q: What did the emu say to the nurse? A: Mend her bones or walk the plank
Mama bear to Papa bear: "Well... You might call it hibernating — I call it goofing off ."