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What is a moo hoo for steak that came late? Filet delay.
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What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine? Hamburger.
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What happens when a cow stops shaving? It grows a Moostache.
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What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office? An encownter group.
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A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit. Finally the bee turned around and flew away. Why? The rabbit had two b's already.
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How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins.
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What book did the rabbit take on vacation? One with a hoppy ending.
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What do you call an affectionate rabbit? A tender, loving hare.
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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout? A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.
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What's a rabbits favorite musical? Hare.
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