What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant?
An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.
What should a rabbit use to keep his fur neat?
A harebrush.
What's a rabbits favorite book?
Hop on Pop.
Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?
It has 4 rabbits feet.
What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle?
A polo bear.
Did you hear the joke about the skunk?
Never mind, it stinks.
Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?
The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.
Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming?
He was a card shark.
What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?
A slippery customer.
Did you hear about the man who ate nothing but oats every day?
He fell in love with the Grand National winner!