What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you? Your calves.
What happens when a cow stops shaving? It grows a Moostache.
Why do cows like being told joke? Because they like being amoosed.
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins.
Rabbit: "I got kicked out of my cage for not paying the rent. My wife walked out and took our twenty-nine bunnies with her. I m all out of carrots. What should I do?" Friend: "Don't worry; be hoppy!"
What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery? A yeaster bunny.
What do you call an affectionate rabbit? A tender, loving hare.
What's a rabbits favorite book? Hop on Pop.
Why are rabbits never gold? How would you tell them apart from goldfish?
Why do polo bears like bald men? Because they have a great, white, bear place.